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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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Well, this is the next step for our lovely Kei & Kyo pair!
This was actually a bitch to write…
I got a rough draft done….& sent it to my lovely Minion (SweetYuya)
Who not only added all needed comma’s and spell checked it…
SHE ALSO…helped me where I was stuck…
Normally I’d say she was co-funny in the stories…
BUT THIS TIME SHE IS FULL CO-WRITER!!
She threw idea’s out for parts that I couldn’t get to flow correctly…
And most of them were so good I stole them!! MWHAHAHAHAH
Well, is it consider stealing if she wrote it for me, and said I could use it?
Either way! ENJOY the Yuya + WannaBe FANTASTICNESS!
My Stability
It didn�t take long for everyone to feel the intense pressure that invaded Karakura town. Nor did it take long for the battle hungry Grimmjow and his cronies to instigate a fight.
Kyo and Kei watched in astonishment as Renji tore through the sky with his Zanpakuto fully released. He was barely able to keep the invader at bay. The main problem was he was fighting with a restriction that the Arrancar were unaware of. Eighty percent of the red haired shinigami�s power was locked away. Even so, he fought tooth and nail, buying time until he could release his bound powers. He just had to hold out till then. Suddenly, Ururu came out of no where, sending Yylfordt flying with a well times attack. Kyo gaped as the tiny girl began choking the life from the Arrancar, while her other hand delivered hard blows to his being.
�Yylfordt-sama�,� Kyo whispered as her fellow Arrancar went into his released state, his body almost reverting to his original hollow form. The once pretty male now looked almost bull-like. She stared wide eyed as one giant horn pierced the child�s body, skewering her with one thrust. She could hardly believe it, one she considered a comrade merely laughed harshly as he tossed aside the little girl. He sent her body flying through the air as though she were a rag doll and not a living, breathing child.
The black haired Arrancar couldn�t take her eyes off of the battle; she even failed to notice Kei leave her side. Kyo watched in sick fascination as the two men tore each other apart, ripping each other to shreds. The battle didn�t look to be in Renji�s favor, with his powers being denied to him and the overwhelming strength of the released Yylfordt, it was possible he would lose. �What�the hell is going on?� she mumbled, though her mind kept repeating the same thing over and over. �Why is this happening?� Kyo was nearly knocked off her feet when a sudden burst of reiatsu come from Renji, the seal restraining him finally dissolving.
The sudden power leap caught Yylfordt off guard, and the brief pause in his assault gave Renji just enough time to take advantage of the opening. Renji heaved his snakelike sword�s head at the other male, tearing the arm from his opponent. Kyo couldn�t peel her eyes away from the sight before her. She didn�t want this. She didn�t want her comrade to disappear, nor did she want Renji and his friends to be harmed.
Her ears caught the sound of Renji�s voice sending a command to his sword. �Baboon Bone Cannon!� With the order his sword shot out, the links separating and a bright red beam came from the swords great serpent mouth, flying towards Yylfordt. The deadly beam hit him, completely shattering his bulky hollow form, and killing him almost instantly. Kyo felt her jaw drop and her heart sank into her stomach. She did not know the other Arrancar well, but he was one of them. As it were, most Arrancar were cold hearted, cruel and battle hungry. The shinigami would be surprised to learn that Kei and Kyo harbored very little of those traits.
Moving on almost instincts alone, the raven haired girl leapt into the air. Her normally brilliant smile now twisted into a grim frown. Those typically playful, bright eyes set into a deadly glare that was boring into one person alone, Renji.
Renji spun around, surprised to see the woman flying towards him. Swiftly, he dodged the sudden assault as she attacked, blindly lashing out. Her mind told her he was the enemy, he was the one who was trying to kill her. Instincts forced her to fight for her own well being. The Arrancar female felt as though her only choice was to fight against Renji to protect her own life, and the lives of those she cared for.
In the back of her mind, she continued to make note of Kei�s reiatsu, though it was mostly her subconscious doing it. Clashing met her ears, yet she only half noticed that it was her own sword being slammed against Renji�s. The male was reluctant to go full force against her, as he had grown quite fond of the two. He could almost see it now, the smug look on Rukia�s face when she heard about this. �I guess they are the enemy.�
Kyo let out a fierce growl, her black eyes not seeing Renji for who he was. Grunting in annoyance, the man pushed her back with less than threatening force. �Damnit! Kyo!� He cursed as she sped back at him to attack. Suddenly, she felt an intense and deadly burst of reiatsu, and her body froze before she could attack the redhead again. Something in the back of her mind screamed a warning, not for herself, but for her sister.
�Let me go!� Kyo heard in that oh-so-familiar tone, and her eyes darting over to where she last felt Kei�s spiritual pressure. Seizing the opportunity, Renji swooped in and attacked, quickly rendering her immobile with one well placed blow. With her mind finally cleared of the intense urge to destroy her �enemy� and her vision fading from the blow, she reached out to her friend. �Keiyo��
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While Kei stood by Kyo, who was mesmerized by Renji�s fight, Kei was glued on Ichigo�s own struggling battle. Her pale eyes widened as she saw Grimmjow swing his leg, the strike sending Ichigo propelling through the air. �What�is�going on?�
Kei watched in dismay as her superior walked calmly up to her new found friend, blue eyes swimming in bloodlust. �Grimm�jow�,� she whispered in confusion, her face freezing in horror when he began to pummel his fist into Ichigo�s face. �GRIMMJOW!� she screamed, unconsciously leaving Kyo�s side. Her only thoughts were to stop her feral Espada from doing the unthinkable. As she neared, her blood froze at the sound of sadistic glee that streamed from Grimmjow�s lips, accompanied by the pained groans of Ichigo.
By the time she arrived at the scene, Grimmjow had thrown the orange haired shinigami into the air. With a twisted smirk, he leapt into the air, continuing his attack. Kei growled in frustration, yet her sounds were cut off as Ichigo�s body came slamming into the ground in front of her. A huge crater lay in its wake, the substitute shinigami sprawled motionless in the center.
She looked up, annoyance clearly painted on her face. Above her, Grimmjow spat and glared down in disappointment. �EW! Don�t spit it�s a nasty habit!� she yelled, pointing up at the blue haired Arrancar, her normal attitude rearing its head even in dire times. The Espada looked as though he was about to rebut her comment, but he was interrupted by his previously indisposed opponent.
The dust had cleared, revealing one very angry shinigami. �Getsuga Tenshou!� he screamed, causing Kei to gasp in alarm.
With that command a deadly black wave flew from his blade, heading towards Grimmjow. The moment the blackness left his blade, Kei�s instincts kicked in, telling her she must do everything in her power to protect her Espada. Using sonido, she placed herself between the two, taking the blow full force and flying towards the startled Grimmjow. Her face etched with pain, on her back a deep bloodied gash from the attack.
�Kei�� Grimmjow whispered, looking down at his half of the crazy duo. Her body slumped against his chest, his arms the only thing holding her in the air. Turning to his enemy, his piercing blue eyes bore holes into the boy, his fury apparent. Ichigo stared at them both, baffled and stunned by the girls actions. �You bastard,� hissed Grimmjow, keeping Kei close to his chest.
Keiyo�s pale lids fluttered open at the outburst, and she struggled to regain control over her body that was nearly paralyzed by the powerful blow. �What�happened?� she asked weakly. In response, Grimmjow only tightened his grip on her. Still confused, Kei stared down at Ichigo, expecting answers. Something in his appearance struck her as odd. �Something�is not right about him. There�s something�like us in him,� she thought, realizing he seemed to be struggling with something or someone inside his body.
�Hey, don�t go spacing out on me, Shinigami!� Grimmjow growled angrily, Kei still held firmly against him. �No one fucks with my Fracci�n!� His handsome face contorted in rage as he looked down upon his prey.
Coming back to reality, the female Arrancar began to struggle against Grimmjow�s death grip on her. Even with her wounds, concern for her new friend overtook her senses �Hey! PUT ME DOWN! Stop beating on Ichigo!� Kei tried to use her best �obey me� voice, but it had never really worked on him.
Grimmjow held tight to Kei. �Stay put!� he growled as she tried in vain to be released from his powerful grip, completely ignoring his command.
Kei�s frantic thrashing only increased when she felt a much more powerful and fearful reiatsu drawing near. �Tosen!� Mind screaming in fright, she scanned the area, desperately seeking out the one stable thing in her life. Kyoki. Kei didn�t really enjoy being around the three-men leaders, though she managed to remain calm in the presence of Aizen and Gin. Tosen, on the other hand, terrified her. He never took her nonsense, and one look from those covered, blind eyes had her wanting to hide behind Kyo. �Let me go!� she shrieked at her captor in fright.
Grimmjow either didn�t sense the approach of Tosen, or was too preoccupied with his opponent to care. Hopping from one foot to another energetically, he was excited to resume his battle. �Woman, be quiet! I�ll finish this shit here and take you both back!� he growled, irritated and confused by his Fracci�n�s behavior. He was here to help them, why wasn�t she cooperating?
Kei�s eyes darted back and forth, desperately looking for her friend. Panic and fear rolled together, rising to form a ball in the pit of her stomach. �KYOKI!� she screamed, as she saw Renji hoist her unconscious friend over his shoulder.
Frustrated, and annoyed with the kicking and screaming girl, Grimmjow sighed and reluctantly released her. Unprepared for the drop, Kei�s body plummeted toward the ground, a scream of fear leaving her mouth. Rolling his eyes, Grimmjow frowned at her dramatic and quite senseless display. As if sensing his thoughts, Kei�s body came to a sudden halt, a sheepish laugh bubbling past her lips. �Oh right�we can float, hehe.�
Of course, her new position presented another problem, giving her a small bout of chills. Whimpering, she looked down towards the ground. �I hate heights.� Suddenly recalling the peril of her dear friend, she overcame her fear and scrambled quickly towards the fallen girl.
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Renji looked up when he heard Kei scream, Kyo firmly draped over his shoulder. He couldn�t help but shake his head as he watched her come to a grinding halt, giggling at her own foolishness. Amusement flew from his mind as another person appeared in the sky beside Grimmjow. Renji�s auburn eyes grew wide, when Kaname Tosen, one of Aizen�s top men, was revealed. The two men had a brief discussion, one it seemed the Espada lost.
Grimmjow took one last look down at Kei and Kyo before the giant rift closed in front of him. �Stupid girls,� he growled in his mind, annoyed that he had been forced to leave the two in the hands of the enemy.
Renji watched in confusion as the two disappeared into the garganta, leaving the female Arrancar behind. �What�s that about?� Renji thought. Shortly after Keiyo�s feet touched the ground, her unsteady legs carrying her towards them.
�Kyoki�Kyoki�Kyoki,� Kei had chanted the whole way back to earth and continued her chorus as she ran past the injured Ichigo. She began to slow only as she approached Renji, suddenly very wary of the shinigami. �Put Kyo down, step way, and I won�t skin you with a salty spoon.�
�Now, now, Kei. There�s no need to get upset,� Urahara said, standing not far from them. Once Ururu was removed from battle, the lazy shop keeper kept to the sidelines, simply observing the battles.
Shaking her head, Kei crossed her arms and tapped her foot impatiently. �No, I�m rock, you�re dirt, and I roll over you. Now gimmie my Kyo!� Her normally playful eyes tightened with anger, quickly turning into a deadly glare. �Now.�
�This is why you�re the master and I�m the minion,� said Kyo suddenly. Renji nearly dropped her from shock. �How long has she been awake?!� The Arrancar girl seemed to be back to her normal, goofy self. Holding her hands out like claws, she wiggled her fingers. �I�m a minion, rawr.�
Squealing, Kei bounded over to her friend to tousle her hair, her own wounds forgotten for the time being. �Who�s my minion? Who�s my minion?!� Kyo squealed as Kei giggled. �YOU ARE!!�
Renji frowned and shook his head, a bit disoriented with the turn of events. He quickly tuned out the insane babble, which he had become accustom to long before.
Kyo propped her head in her hands, and resting her elbows on Renji�s back, smiling happily at her twin. �Don�t fight with sexy red, Kei.� she said happily, giggling at her Master�s silliness.
Kei pumped one hand in the air. �I could so take his tiny ass on!!� She smirked back at Kyo, �I�ve got rope and�and a blindfold all ready!� The excitement evident in her voice.
Kyo laughed merrily from her perch on Renji�s shoulder. The male glanced from one to the other, confused. The girl�s didn�t seem to notice, or they simply ignored, the gaping wound on Kei�s back. However, Renji noticed the injury almost immediately. Auburn eyes scanned the wound in awe. �How is she not in pain? Was it caused by that other Arrancar? And what the hell do they plan on doing with rope!� Renji�s brows furrowed together, his cheeks taking a pink hue as he considered the more naughty possibilities.
Kei noticed the confused look on Renji�s face and giggled, one hand flying over the top of her head. �WHOOSH!� she said with a smile.
Kyo tried to duck, throwing her hands over her head to cover it.��Oh shit, what just flew past?�
�A duck.� Kei nodded, looking around for said duck.
�Quack?� Kyo said with a tilt of her head. �I didn�t know ducks made whoosh sounds.�
�Mhm� Kei bounced around Renji, who still held the �secured� girl over his shoulder. �Special duck with whoosh quack.�
Kyo seemed to think it over for a moment before nodding, accepting the explanation. �I wonder if he�s tasty,� she thought aloud absentmindedly.
Kei looked scandalized at the idea. �You can�t eat the DUCK!�
�Awww, sorry.� Kyo rubbed her head sheepishly. �But I like duck.� She began playing with the ends of Renji�s hair. If she was going to be hoisted over his shoulder, she might as well take advantage of it!
�But I�I like the duck alive!� Kei argued, absolutely floored that Kyo would want to eat the special whooshing duck, completely forgetting that the duck never existed to begin with.
�But he won�t be tasty alive,� Kyo teased her friend, �Gotta be crispy fried.� She made a nomming sound as if to deepen the statement.
�That is why you cannot eat him!� Kei said with her hands fisted at her sides.
�Aww, you�re no fun,� Kyo said with a pout, causing Kei to suddenly feel upset as well.
�I will give you another one�A non-whooshing special duck.� She could already see Kyo�s face lighting up. �Maybe��
�Yay!!!� Kyo tried to throw her arms in the air, but remembered she was hunkered over a rather bony shoulder. �Erm, can I get down now? As pretty as you are, your shoulder is digging into my tummy.�
Shaking his head, Renji glanced back at Urahara who only shrugged. Setting the onyx oddball down to her feet, he looked the two over with a sigh. �You two are crazy,� he muttered as Kyo rubbed the back of her head where he�d hit her for the second time.
�NOT CRAZY!� Kei protested loudly, patting Kyo atop her head lightly. �Creative,� she corrected, nodding to her dark haired companion. Both girls eyes were focused Renji, neither noticing the huge gate that began to form behind them.
Kei and Kyo both felt and saw Renji stiffen at the powerful reiatsu that appeared suddenly at their backs. The girls quickly turned, Kyo�s jaw dropping at the interesting sight of the two gates opening, emitting a blinding light. The two stood frozen in both surprise and a tinge fear, staring mutely at the newcomer. Kei was the first to come out of the stupor the two seemed so prone to fall into.
�Kyo�� Kei nudged her friend�s side. �I wish to hug him.�
Kyo�s head slowly shook back and forth, a silly grin appearing on her face. �Oh no, Kei. That�s not even brushing the surface of what I wish to do with him.�
�True�� Kei smirked as the two girls split up and circled the new arrival. They scanned the man up and down, taking in every last feature with a look of awe plastered to their faces. ��but hugging would be the first thing.� The girls met up again and stood in front of him. �Then, like, OOOO LORDY GLOMP HUG, while he�s distracted - its tackle, tackle and ATTACK!� It was odd how their voices seemed to double at times, but when one was around the girls enough, one got used to it.
The two girls went to leap at the new male, but were hastily pulled to an abrupt halt by Renji. The redhead looked up at the other man and gulped. �Good evening, Captain.� Renji quickly pushed the twins out of his Captain�s sight before briefing him on the current situation. The girls pouted, none too happy at being denied in their attempt to glomp the handsome man.
Kei poked her friend in the forehead, but Kyo�s eyes remained fixated on Byakuya. �Kyo�� She poked her again. �Kyo!� Frowning, Kei looked from the pretty new male back to her friend. �KYOKI!�
Kyo�s body jumped as she came back from her glassy eyed gaze. �Sorry, I was looking at him.� She pointed to Byakuya with a smirk. �He is dis-crack-tin.�
�Huh?� Kei answered intelligently.
�I said he is distracting,� Kyo replied with a sigh, finally turning to Kei. �But I said it in a ghetto fabulous way.�
Kei�s checks puffed up. �I ish not ghetto fabulous, I guess.� Kyo shook her head. �Me either.�
�I was kinda lost.� Kei looked back towards Renji and the man he called Captain. A huge grin appeared on her face. �Hey Kyo, you think he�s like a pirate Captain?�
Kyo only snorted and shook her head, Kei was so silly sometimes. An idea popped simultaneously in to the girls head, and they looked at each other with matching grins. Eyes shinning with mischief, the twitty twins vanished from sight, putting the two shinigami immediately on alert.
Byakuya discretely looked around the area, Renji more apparent in his search. �Damn girls are making this difficult. I�ll never be able to save their asses if this continues!�
Kyo peeked out from her new hiding space. �Dun�dun�dun�� Kei vainly attempted to hold back her giggles, peering out from the bushes she hid behind. �Dun�dun�dun��
Kei was the backup on this mission, so she stayed in her spot as Kyo stealthily reached up behind Byakuya. The raven haired Arrancar�s hands were just a hairs breadth away from the unusual hair ornaments that adorned the male�s dark hair. Still giggling in anticipation, Kei gasped when the Captain reached out and grabbed Kyo�s wrist.
�AHHH! It�s a trap!!� Kyo twisted in his powerful grasp, her eyes looking towards Kei�s hiding spot. �RUN AWAY MASTER!!� She squealed. Much to her dismay, her twin ran out, but not in the direction she had meant. Dashing from her cover, Kei jumped towards Kyo, latching onto the girl�s waist and holding tight. Even Renji groaned at lack of intelligence proven by the pale female. Sighing, Kyo looked down at her friend, then back at her arm that was still held in the air, high above her head. �We are so gonna have to wait until he�s asleep.�
Relinquishing her death grip on the other girl and stepping back, Kei nodded, her colorless eyes glancing suspiciously up at Byakuya. �Mental note�tie him up first.�
Kyo winced as his grip on her tightened, cutting off the flow of blood to her hand. �Owie,� she whimpered.
Kei tapped Byakuya�s shoulder, her other hand on her hip. �No pain. Pain isn�t allowed in this game! Pain equals bad, bad, bad stuff!!�
�Are these the captives, Lieutenant Abarai?� The redhead held back a frown, but nodded in response. Byakuya either didn�t hear Kei or choose to ignore her. The latter of the two, more likely than not.
�You�re a Lieutenant?� Kei asked, seemingly unaware of their current danger, as well as her bloodied back. She was more interested in the sexy redhead they had become friends with than other matters. �Wow. We�re only Fracci�n.� She looked up at Kyo. �Is that like a Lieutenant?�
The Kuchiki heir continued to act as if the two girls didn�t exist, his eyes blankly staring at his subordinate, paying no heed to the girl he held dangling in the air. �Why are they not restrained?� he asked, holding her away from him, as if she�d dirty his being if he allowed her closer.
�They weren�t really seen as a threat, sir.� Renji ventured, eyes glancing towards the two girls he�d befriended. Byakuya scoffed at his underling, clearly showing his disapproval of the situation. With a flick of his wrist, he sent Kyo flying towards Renji. Fortunately, he�d been prepared for such an action, catching the girl with ease.
Appalled by the rough treatment of her friend, Kei�s colorless eyes blinked at the Captain before her, astonished by his callous behavior. �Not cool!� Before the words even completely left her mouth, she found herself following the same path as her friend, flying through the air and into the waiting arms of Renji. She resisted the urge to squeal in delight, after all the man had not meant for her to enjoy the �ride�.
�I want them restrained immediately, Lieutenant.� With a regretful sigh, Renji obeyed, accepting a coil of rope from Urahara and tying the two women up. �They are to be imprisoned in the Seireitei upon our return.� Rather than fight back, the senseless simpletons quietly observed him, allowing themselves to be tied without a fuss.
With a smirk, Kei turned to Kyo. �I think this rope would look better on Renji.� The snowy mane maniac giggled at the thought of a tied and leashed redhead. To his credit, Renji did his best to ignore her rather blatant innuendo, thankful that his strict Captain didn�t seem to notice the blush rising on his cheeks.
Kyo bit her bottom lip, thinking about her friend�s idea. �I wouldn�t mind being tied up, if it was him doing it.� The dark dunce practically purred her eyes glued to the handsome Captain. The stiff male hardly even batted an eyelash at the comment.
The two winced as the rope cuffs were tightened, tied much more elaborate than before. A whining sound left Kei�s throat, she no longer found this �game� fun. The wound upon her back seemed to finally be taking its toll. Without the distractions her mind began to feel the pain lacing through her.
Kyo pouted as she looked over at the confused and injured twin. The white haired girl didn�t seem to understand what they did to warrant such treatment. The black haired girl, on the other hand, was trying to figure a way out of this rather troublesome situation.
�He�s one of those mean Captains.� Kei sighed, kicking the dirt below her feet, secretly trying to hit the impassive Captain with it. �I don�t wanna walk the plank.� Mumbling, the two were led through the odd gates by the flustered, yet disheartened Lieutenant.

I am proud to thank my reviewers!!
: Gaia & Angil :
: THANK YOU & I hope you continue to enjoy Kei & Kyo insanity!!! :

-giggles- I’m so glad people are enjoyin’ the insanity of both Yuya and I!
It’s surprisingly fun to write…who knew. BWHAHAHAHHA
& onto Kei and Kyo’s next adventure….
Can Soul Society handle the deluded dimwits?
Will Kei get to tie Renji up?
Can Kyo convince Bya to tie her up?
-snort- I’m a perv…
Well, off I go…
PS. NEVER AGAIN WILL I WRITE SERIOUS KEI & KYO!! I ISH ON STRIKE! HAHA
Well, that's it for now...
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