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Poker causes pregnancy	By : picabone99 Category: Bleach > Yaoi - Male/Male > Grimmjow/Ichigo Views: 5688 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I absolutely DO NOT own Bleach or its characters. This story is strictly for fun, NOT for profit.

Chapter List
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- 22-epilogue
- 23-christmas bonus
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When Ichigo awoke the next morning he saw the familiar sight of Urahara's guest room ceiling. He had woken up here any number of times before, from his early days being injured as a substitute soul reaper to lately staying over on his go-between duties. He would always help out around the shop and try to buy a meal or two while staying here, he felt it was the least he could do for crashing at the shop as often as he did. However, this morning when he awoke, he felt something nagging in the back of his mind, something to do with the poker game the night before, something extremely important. As he lay there, his brow furrowed with the effort of trying to recall what exactically happened last night to leave a niggling worry in the back of his head. Suddenly Ichigo's stomach gurgled and seized causing him to blanche; clasping a hand over his mouth, he leapt up and sprinted over to the adjacent guest bathroom. Ichigo arrived at the toilet just in time to loose the food he had consumed the night before.
'Ah, yes...Kisuke happened', thought Ichigo as he straightened up from his hunched over posture. He remembered what Kisuke had told everyone about drugging them and also what he had told Ichigo later in private during his exam. 'I can't believe that guy. He does all that research and study and then just goes and carelessly drugs everyone without warning or even saying anything afterward. One of these days, he's gonna be on the recieving end of one of his crazy ideas and I can't wait. At least he better be, if I have to, I'll get help to ensure that.'
Ichigo reached over and turned on the shower so it would be warm when he hopped in. He then stood up and closed the lid on the toilet before flushing it. He grabbed a towel, set it on the lid and quickly shimmied out of his clothes. Stepping into the shower, he closed the door behind him before opening his mouth to let the hot water rinse the nasty taste from his mouth. He let the hot water relax his too tense muscles as he scrubbed down. He was in a bit of a rush so he didn't linger. Ichigo really needed to talk to Grimmjow and the sooner the better. After getting completely clean, he turned off the water and stepped out into the steamy bathroom, reaching for his towel as he did so.
"~Berry-chan~", sang Urahara as he slammed open the bathroom door. "I need you to take these instructions to Sayzel when you go. We'll have the Gauganta opened up right after breakfast so you can go see your ~lover~. You need to eat well after all to keep yourself healthy and keep your energy up for the babies. It's so exciting, I can't believe you're expecting. I would never have thought you would be pregnant." Kisuke waved a packet of papers at Ichigo as he talked.
Ichigo had frozen in shock when to door banged open, just standing there dripping with his mouth hanging open. He drew a sudden deep breath, shook himself, then screamed,
"What are you doing? You pervert, the reason I'm pregnant is your weird ass drug. Remember? The one you slipped to a whole roomfull of people? Furthermore", Ichigo continued, jabbing a finger into Kisuke's chest, causing him to back out of the room with Ichigo following. "You have the gall to act surprised about me being pregnant. And you told me that I will have to mate, officially, with the father since otherwise one baby will definately not survive." Ichigo wasn't paying attention to anything other than giving Urahara a piece of his mind so he didn't notice that they were moving down the hallway toward the front room. He was so caught up in his words he didn't hear the gasps from the people gathered around the table eating.
"After telling me that one baby could die, you then say that I will be changing into a girl because of the mating I need to do to save it!" Ichigo yelled that last statement while waving his hands in the air. He then took a few deep breaths and calmed down enough to notice where he was. "Good morning everybody, sorry about the yelling. Um...Yorouchi, what's so funny?"
Yorouchi was rolling around on the floor, gasping for air as tears rolled down her face. Every once in a while, a hiccuping, laughing noise could be heard. Tessai had wrapped his hands over the eyes of Jinta and Ururu when Ichigo had entered the room following Kisuke. Seeing this Ichigo cocked an eyebrow at Kisuke and asked,
"What's up with everyone today? They're acting a bit odd don't you think?"
"Well Berry-chan, I think they are in awe from seeing you in all your full glory. It isn't everyday that such a wondrous sight occurs after all."
Ichigo looked puzzled, then slowly comprehension dawned across his face. He had charged after Kisuke without thought and now he was standing, dripping and naked, in the large room in front of the rest of the inhabitants. He blushed and reached down with his hands to try and hide his manhood. Mumbling something, he quickly dashed down the hallway back to the bathroom. Upon reaching the safety of the room, Ichigo slammed the door shut and locked it behind him this time.
'ARGH! I'm such an idoit!' Ichigo mentally berated himself for forgetting that little feature on the door. He could have saved himself a great deal of embarressment if he had only locked the door earlier. 'Then again, Hat'n'clogs probably has keys to every door he owns and made a device to unlock the ones he doesn't own', Ichigo rationalized.
As Ichigo finally started to towel off, his inner Hollow decided to make itself known. He and Ichigo had come to a bit of an agreement in dealing with each other since Ichigo's powers were restored and didn't fight over control anymore. Ichigo let Shiro, his inner Hollow, out during battles more often and always during sparring practice with Kenpachi. Those two were way too similar and it always turned into a bloodbath before the match was over. After the match, Kenpachi and Shiro would drink saki and tell lies about the practice while getting patched up. He and Ichigo also had developed a neat trick for use when they needed an extra edge. Shiro could mannifest outside Ichigo's inner world for brief periods of time. The length of time, they found, depended on how much energy was being used in battle. If the battle was easy, Shiro could stay out the whole time; if the battle involved bankai and several Getsugatensho's, Shiro could only manage to create a distraction before dissapearing again.
'Yo, King. Gotta tell ya...can't wait to see the cubs your havin'. I'm gonna cuddle 'em and train 'em right. Just you wait and see. I'm gonna be the most kick-ass uncle they're ever gonna have.'
'What drugs are you on? I can't believe you just said that. What's wrong with you?'
'Ichigo', said Zangetsu. 'You obviously remember Urahara-san mentioning the evolution you will undergo by becoming a Hollow's mate, correct? It seems the pregnancy and associated hormornal changes in your body have already triggered Shirosaki into becoming a Beta. He is in here trying to convince me to "claim" him as his Alpha. It is a bit disconcerting to say the least, however it has made him very excited about the forthcoming cubs your body is nuturing.'
'Oh great. Just my luck...still it could be worse.' Ichigo thought as he wrapped the towel around himself and left the bathroom to get dressed in some of the extra clothes he kept here. 'Shiro could be laughing his ass off at the idea and rubbing in that he at least is a male though and though.'
While Ichigo was busy throwing on a pair of jeans and a basic black tee, he was doing some seriously heavy thinking. He didn't like some of the results, especially the part involving Kisuke, but Ichi knew he protect those nearest to him and that now included his children-to-be. Ichigo hung his towel over the back of the chair in his room and walked out to have a talk with the bastard that caused this mess.
And hey, presto, another chapter done. Hope everyone enjoyed the mental image of a very naked dripping, wet Ichigo. And that is yet more proof that I don't own Bleach, 'cause naked Ichigo would probably be his default mode.
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