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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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SHAAAAAZAM!
People...I was NEVER DROPPED ON MY HEAD...
Nor was SweetYuya (to my knowledge at least)
& our randomness is WICKED awesome!
That is all...
Oh wait.. PS. SweetYuya is on AFF now. -giggles- check out her amazingness!

My Conventionality
Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Ikkaku and Yumichika looked down at the two girls smiling happily up at them.
�New friends, Kyo!� Kei piped excitedly as Kyo squealed out.
Kyo tapped her chin and turned to Kei. �You thinking what I�m thinking?� Kei bit her lip before smirking and nodded her head quickly. �HE LOOKS LIKE A PEACOCK!� they chimed out, pointing to the flamboyant Yumichika.
�Dragon!� Kei yelled, pointing to Hitsugaya, �A baby one.� She giggled out in a whisper.
�FAIRY!� Kyo said with big eyes, pointing to the large breasted Matsumoto, �Maybe, mixed with a little giant�to account for the boobage,� she whispered to Kei.
�Oh oh!! ELF!!!� Kyo answered, pointing to Ikkaku, though her face scrunched up comically. �With a balding problem.�
Kyo nodded and scratched her chin, turning to fully face Kei. �TROLL!�
Kei gasped and face Kyo. �DWARF!�
�WIZARD!� Kyo said, throwing a fist in the air.
�Ummm,� Kei looked to be panicking as she chewed on her lip. �Me?�
�WOOT!� Kyo jumped to her feet, her arms waving in the air. �I WON!�
The group of sane people watched as Kei held her face in her hands and sobbed. �Yes, you wins.� Kyo stopped her dance upon hearing the sob and fell beside her friend. �Aweeee!� She rubbed her friends back in comfort. �Don�t cry.�
As if those simple words made everything better, Kei looked up no signs of tears on her face. �Ohhhh!� she said with amazement laced in her tone. �That would be a kick ass birthday gift.� Kyo looked at her in confusion. �Hey whatchu get�� Kei said in a deep voice, obviously trying to pretend to be someone else. �A FUCKIN� DRAGON!� Kei continued in her own voice, though it was loud and full of bewilderment.
Kyo just stared at her for a minute before the whole room was filled with her rich laughter. There was chuckling and giggling heard from the group surrounded the fascinating fools. All were in some sort of fit of giggles besides the icy �Dragon�.
Kyo and Kei crawled up and sat at Hitsugaya�s feet, looking up at him. �He�s not laughing,� Kei said at a loss.
�No, no he isn�t,� Kyo concluded with a shake of her head. �Maybe, he doesn�t want to laugh?� she said with a shrug.
Kei�s head whipped to look at Kyo with a look of disbelief on her face. �WHO WOULDN�T WANT TO LAUGH!!!?� Kyo mumbled a low, sad �true.� Yet, Kei went on a tiny rant anyway. �That�s completely unheard of! It�s like happiness in a sound!�
Kyo nodded. �I laugh often, its fun.�
Kei nodded with her, though her nod was much more heart felt. �I AGREE!� They both looked up at Hitsugaya, who stared at anyone but them. He even seemed to be having a conversation with the Fairy/Giant.
�He might have tuned us out already, Kei,� Kyo said with a pout.
Kei mirrored the pout and whined. �Awe, so soon?� Suddenly, she perked up and turned to Kyo. �That might have been a record.� Kyo thought on it and agreed, �Could be�. Kei clapped her hands in delight. �Ohh! CHECK THE BOOK!!�
An hour after Hitsugaya started ignoring their presence�
Kei laid on the ground still staring up at the Ice Dragon Boy. �You think he�d cut my hand off if I poked him in the eye?� she asked Kyo, whose head was lying beside her own.
�Hrm, yeah.� She glanced up at him. �I think so.�
Kei frowned. �Hmm I see��
�At least the finger that did the poking,� Kyo reasoned, both girls again ignoring the others in the room with them. They surely didn�t care who listened to their random babbling. �And you need those.�
Kei clicked her tongue as she crossed her legs and wiggled her foot. �Debating if it�s worth possibly losing a hand,� she mumbled out in complete seriousness.
�Use a foot instead?� Kyo threw out the option before quickly changing her mind. �Oh no! He might really kill you then.�
�Though if I�m going to lose a body part, I might as well�like�steal his clothes or something worth it,� Kei said again, weighing the possibilities in her mind.
�Exactly!� Kyo turned onto her stomach and looked down at Kei. �We should bust in on them bathing and take their clothes, and hide them!�
Kei smiled up at her friend. �OKAY!�
�That means we�ll at least die with a smile on our faces,� Kyo explained, it was up for debate if they were still talking about Hitsugaya or if they had set their sights on bigger prey.
�And we�ll leave a note telling them where they are hidden, so they can get them after they kill us,� Kei said, adding her own two cents of idiocy to the plan.
�That would be the way I�d wanna go.� Kyo sighed and a dreamy look appeared on her face. �If I�m gonna die, gimmie a nice view to go out on.�
The same dreamy looked appeared on Kei�s face. �Good way to die, hmmm.� The two giggled before Kyo laid on her back again and the two went back to staring up at Hitsugaya.
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Kei was chatting with Urahara. The hatted man slyly asked her questions, though Kei avoided them with seemingly innocent skill. Kyo watched from beside her in boredom, she wasn�t used to someone taking so much of Kei�s attention. Smirking, the black haired girl lifted her finger.
Renji and Ichigo stopped their banter as they watched the evil smirk on the girls face. They both watched in confusion as Kyo raised her finger and proceeded to poke Kei in the back of the head. �Poke�,� Kyo said, holding back the giggles.
Kei turned to her, a look of shock on her face. �Is poked�,� she mumbled before her eyes, playfully, rolled into her head. She fell over onto the ground, seemingly dead.
�Eep!� Kyo shrieked as she crawled over to her fallen friend. �Don�t worry, Master. I�ll save you!� She rubbed her hands together pretending to hold shock paddles in them. She placed her hands on the girl�s chest, �CLEAR!�
Kei�s body jerked and her eyes flew open. �You�you saved me!�
Kyo sniffled and wiped the fake tears from her eyes. �I was so worried, Master.� The two girls grabbed each other into a hug, not bothering to take notice of the confusion that swirled around them. Kei lifted her hand and poked Kyo in the back of the head.
Kyo sat back and gasp, poking Kei in the arm. Kei smirked and double poked her back in the cheek. �POKE FIGHT!� Kyo yelled, tackling Kei and poking her repeatedly.
Kei squealed and used both hands to poke Kyo and shouted in triumph. �GOTCHA!�
Kyo rolled onto the ground in defeat. �Master has skills.� She shook her head in shame. �Silly minion, I should have known.�
After a shake of his head and sigh, Ichigo stood and was followed by the others. �We better get home. It doesn�t seem like we are getting any answers tonight.�
Kei and Kyo threw their hands in the air and stood up on either side of the orange headed boy. �SLEEPOVER!�
Chuckling Ichigo shook his head, the others already leaving the small shop. �I think it�s better if you two stay here. It�d be one hell of an explanation to my dad why you two are staying at my house. He already thinks perverted things about Rukia being there.�
Kyo and Kei both pouted and were on the verge of tears. One said, �No scary stories?� The other added, �No movies and popcorn.�
�NO PILLOW FIGHTS!� they both cried in unison as they pulled on Ichigo�s shirt. He was two seconds from just agreeing and allowing the girls to have a sleep over, when Renji stepped in.
�You can do that here,� he said with a smirk, causing Ichigo to frown.
Kei and Kyo immediately perked up and glanced over at Renji. They peeked at each other and then around the room. Noticing the kill joy Rukia was no where in sight, the two girls squealed. With a running start, the two leapt into the air, efficiently tackling Renji to the ground. Renji�s eyes widened but he made no move to deter the attack. He simply took the weight of the girls and fell back onto the floor. �Told you he wanted it!� Kyo giggled as the two girls snuggled into the sexy redhead�s chest.
The orange head was now very envious of the redhead. The girls looked back at Ichigo with a smile on both their faces. �Kk thanks bye-bye, Ichigo!� They waved to the departing boy.
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Kyo looked to Kei, and then turned her attention back to Renji. �So, Aizen-sama�.is bad? And so are we?� Kyo said with a tilt of her head. Renji sighed and his shoulders sagged. This was what he got for trying to explain the situation to the foolish femmes.
�We told you Aizen-sama was scary!� Kei whined and held her head in her hands. �I�m lost.�
�Me too,� Kyo nodded in agreement and turned to Kei. �Gotta map?� She scratched her head in confusion. �I�m good at navigating!� The two girls seemed to forget the very serious conversation they were having with the fiery redhead.
�Mmmm, no but...� Kei tapped her lip and glanced around the room. Her eyes landed on a rectangular object. �But I have a phone!� She grabbed Renji�s phone, which acted as a hollow locater. �We can call for help!�
�Yeah�,� Kyo said in a drawn out tone. �There�s one major flaw in that plan.� Kei frowned, wondering how there could be an error in her wonderful, calculated plan. �How can someone help us, if we don�t know where we are?�
Kei hmm�d and thought on it for a minute. �GPS-ness?� she asked.
�Ooooh!� Kyo nodded franticly. �Good point.�
�Oh, oh!� Kei said, bouncing in her seat. �Or I think Grimmy and Stark put a tracking device in us somewhere, I think!�
�Mwhahahahahahahah!� Kyo crackled loudly, bouncing around on the floor.
Kei watched her friend with wide eyes. �Who gave you a hyper pill?�
�Ummm,� Kyo stopped and looked at her feet, biting her lip in concentration. �You?�
�I did!� Kei said in complete shock. Kyo nodded emphatically. �YESH!�
�I forgot,� Kei mumbled looking at the floor with her eyebrows frowned. �My memory must really be shot.� Kyo nodded again happily. �Are you sure?� Kei asked, looking at her friend.
�YESH!� Kyo proclaimed loudly again, only to freeze with her hand halfway in the air. Both girls� eyes widened as they looked at each other.
Renji looked from one girl to the other. �What�s going on?� Urahara only shrugged, he was just as confused as everyone else.
�IT�S GRIMMY!!� the two girls yelled in excitement. Kyo looked over at Kei and raised her hand punching her in the arm. �JINX!! I calls it!� Kei looked at her friend in confusion.
Tilting her head, Kei frowned. �What�s that mean?� Kyo grinned and punched her friend in the arm, again. �WAH! Why�d you do that?� Kyo raised her hand again and punched Kei�s arm for a third time. �I DON�T LIKE THIS GAME!� Kei cried out, kneeling down and hiding her hands over her head.
Sighing, Kyo shook her head and looked down at Kei. �You aren�t supposed to talk till someone says your name and frees you from the Jinx.� Kei looked up at her sniffling, Kyo only sighed again. �YOU are the one that made up those rules.�
�What do you mean �It�s Grimmy�?� Yoruichi asked with a rising sense of dread.
The two girls turned to the cat like woman and smiled. Kei puffed up like a blowfish. �I could never pull off being bald��
�Left field!� Kyo snorted and let out a loud roar of laughter. �WHOOOOSH!�
Chuckling nervously, Kei mumbled a quiet apology. Kyo only patted her friends back. �It�s okay. I couldn�t pull it off either!�
�What is wrong with you two? Were you dropped on your heads one to many times?� Jinta growled out in annoyance. He was started to find these two very frustrating. �What did you mean, it�s Grimmy?� The two girls shrugged and want back to their own pointless banter.
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It was only about thirty minutes till the rest of the ground realized what �It�s Grimmy� meant. Kei and Kyo ran out the small shop in excitement. Both chattering about Grimmy and his gang of troublemakers. The Ichigo gang, all in their separate homes, suddenly felt an amazing aura appear from no where.
The whole earth seemed to shake with its intensity. �Oh, Grimmy knows how to make an entrance,� Kyo said with a brief look of approval.
�Wow, he looks hot,� Kei said, holding back the drool, as she stared up at Grimmjow. �Ima need tissues and, and, a box of HOLYSHIT!�
Kyo giggled along with her friend as they both looked up and watched the rip in the sky grow. She leaned over to her color lacking counterpart. �I think he does the added effect to be scary.� She corrected her, causing Kei�s face to lighten in understanding.
�I see�,� Kei said in a whisper. �Said the blind man,� Kyo answered with a smirk.
Kei huffed, �To the deaf guy.� Kyo giggled behind her hand. �Who didn�t hear it.�
Kei snorted and nodded. �So he RAN AWAY!!!� Kyo pointed out to nothing, �running headlong into the mute guy.�
Kei nodded and watched where Kyo pointed as if it was all playing out before them. �Who fell into the boneless one.� Kyo sighed and kept pointing, �Who he tried to curse out in sign language.�
�But his fingers wouldn�t move!� Kei proclaimed, throwing her arms in the air dramatically. Kyo crossed her arms over her chest and smiled. �Because they were stuck in the gooey boneless man!�
�THE END!� they both said, dancing in circles around each other. �Yay that was the best story!� Kyo said as she stopped because of dizziness, Kei fell to her butt yelling out her agreement. �THE GREATEST, best story.�
Renji looked down at the two. �You knew this would happen?� he growled out, quickly returning his attention to the new visitors that floated above them in the sky.
Kei and Kyo pouted at his harsh tone. �If we had known Grimmy was coming, we would have saved him some cookies!� Kei said with a rather threatening glare.
�Good point,� Kyo said to her twin, leveling Renji with an identical glare. �As always, you are well armed with those aren�t you?�
Kei�s face suddenly relaxed and a smile stretched across her features. �I try to have reasonable points behind my insanity,� she said, giggling.
�No wonder you are the Master.� Nodding, Kyo had come to an amazing revelation. �You is the master for a reason!�
�Cause�� Kei looked at her with round eyes. �I is insane?� she asked pointing, to herself.
�Erm�� Kyo rubbed her chin, and then shrugged. �I�unno, but it helps.�
�Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!� Kei squealed, wrapping her arms around Kyo, hugging her tightly.
Renji rolled his eyes. �You two don�t know anything about the war that is right under your noses.�
Both Kyo and Kei looked down and huffed. �There�s nothing under there, liar.� The redhead just sighed; figuring the girls quite possibly had nothing to do with this invasion.

Okay...I have nothing against...
Blind people, deaf people, mute people or boneless people!
I also mean no harm too...
Peacocks, Dragons, Elves, Fairies, Giants, Dwarfs, Wizards, or Trolls...
Get the point? Good!
AND...
Only Gaia gets thanks...cause only she reviewed! so...
THANK YOU! -tackle & hugs-
NOW!
GO SEE MY MINION AND HER PARTNER IN CRIME!
(SweetYuya & Angil)
Well, that's it for now...
Hope someone enjoyed that...
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