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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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-giggles and skips around-
I seriously think I have issues...
Again, this is a meaningless (mostly) story!
Once again I thank SweetYuya for being my Funny Minion of Greatness!
I can't remember if any of the funny came from Mr. SuperCopHubby aka General Staple!
So, I will thank him anyways!
As courtesy of Gaia
Warning: Stay away from all liquids [while reading] or suffer the consequences

My Unconventionality
Three hours after their �capture� Kei and Kyo sighed in annoyance. �Maybe they went away and forgot we were here?� Kei asked from her �tied up� spot on the floor.
Scoffing at the thought, Kyo threw her black hair over her shoulder. �How could anyone forget us?� Kei nodded in agreement, throwing a low �true� to her statement.
A few moments of silence passed before, �I�m hungry, Kyo!� Kei whined, wiggling around on the hard cold floor.
�You�re always hungry, Kei,� the other reasoned, drumming her fingers on the hardwood. �Why are you still acting tied up?� She raised a black eyebrow in confusion.
�Practice!� Kei giggled and threw her hands in the air. �FREEDOM!!!!� Kyo only shrugged and toyed with the rope on the floor that once served as their bonds. �You think they are gonna try to kill us?� the white head asked, tilting her head to the side in thought.
Shrugging again, Kyo smirked. �We should punish them.� Kei mirrored the smirk and nodded feverishly.
The two snuck from the room and slowly made their way down the hallway. Biting her lip, Kyo gently eased a door open. She smirked at her findings. There sitting at a table was the redhead, the orange head, and the black head from earlier. Accompanying them was also a man with a hat, a female in spandex, another girl with huge boobs, a dark skinned boy and a light skinned boy.
Kei sighed as she peeked in with Kyo. �The redhead�s so pretty,� Kei mumbled, surprisingly no one heard her.
�YESH!� Kyo agreed in a hushed voice. �Preeeeeetty. He has pretty hair.�
�No eats right?� Kei looked down at the head below her. �Braid!�
�No eats!� Kyo said with a shake of her head. �We likes.� She then nodded. �Pigtails?� The two girls covered their mouths so their giggles wouldn�t escape.
�Ooo,� Kei said once her giggles subsided. �That would be fun!�
�Yesh!� Kyo said again happily. �Pigtails, like Pippy Long Stocking!�
Kei seemed preoccupied. �They�d be fun to pull.� Kyo looked up at her oddly but only shook her head. Kei seemed to come out of her daze. �I�m hungry, Kyo.�
Silently nodding and closing the door, Kyo turned and took Kei�s hand. �Let�s find food then!� Kyo said with a smile as Kei sadly rubbed her empty tummy, it seemed the girls had forgotten about punishing the group. For now at least.
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Kei sat Indian style on the countertop. �I tried to name our fishies once but Grimmy said not to cause they always died real fast, then I�d wonder where Mr. Nubbers went.� Kyo awww�ed and nodded in understanding. �Poor Mr. Nubbers went down the potty.�
�To the big fish bowl in the sky!� Kyo said dramatically with a throw of her hands. �Or the sewer�� She added with a creased brow.
�If it�s in the sky why do we flush them down the toilet?� Kei asked in complete seriousness.
�It�s magic, Kei.�
�Wow.� Kei�s eyes went wide and starry. �Magic.� Kyo nodded and Kei�s smile grew ten fold. �I hope it sparkles!�
�It does!� Kyo grabbed the others shoulders in her excitement. �And shimmers too!�
�Lucky little fishies.� Kei sucked her teeth and pouted. Kyo pouted along with her. �I know, right?� Bother girls giggled and went back to pillaging the kitchen for food.
�Speaking of magical fishies,� Kyo said absentmindedly, bending down after finding some candy in a lower drawer. �The goldfish have a conspiracy.� Kei looked down at her with wide eyes. �As in the edible ones, of course.�
�REALLY!� Kei yelled in complete disbelief.
Nodding with a serious face, Kyo continued. �I haven�t figured out what it is yet, but somehow they turned me into a fish and Stark-sama too!�
Kei�s jaw almost hit the ground in shock. �But�they�smile�back!!!� she proclaimed, near tears.
�DON�T FALL FOR IT!� Kyo yelled grabbing Kei�s shoulders again, shaking her gently. �That�s how they reel you in�.literally!�
�WAH!� Kei�s hands jumped to her cheeks as she looked on in horror. �What a cruel world, when a smile isn�t good anymore!�
Kyo looked at her like she was crazy. �You should know that�� The black head looked around and leaned in to whisper, though it was a known fact that neither Kyo nor Kei could whisper well. �Look at Ichimaru-sama!�
�Oo�� Kei seemed to stiffen at mention of the mans name. �True, true.� Then her face fell a bit and her back loosened. �But�but they are FISHIES!!�
�And tasty ones too!� Kyo answered and went back to searching for something to eat in the small area.
�Evil fiend!� Kei muttered into her newly found and opened box of crackers.
�Winner!� Kyo yelled, pulling out a package of Oreos and began munching.
�Toes in the toaster!� Kei yelled back, crumbles gracing the side of her lip.
�Evil fiend winner!� Kyo rebutted but frowned. �Oh you win, not the toes!� Kei mumbled a �sweet� and Kyo gently tapped her head. �We�ve had this discussion before!�
�I know, I forgot!� Kei said, bowing her head in shame of her forgetfulness.
�You�re only supposed to eat the toes of the people who try to hurt Grimmy and Stark-sama!� Kyo said in a motherly tone. �Member?�
�I �member, I �member,� Kei said with a quick nod.
Urahara looked from Renji to Ichigo. �Are they always like that?� He then focused back on the girls, which they watched from a slight opening in the door.
Renji and Ichigo just sighed; they were more concerned on how the girls got out. Last they checked the two troublesome twins were tired up in the back room.
�You sure have peeping problems.� Both girls looked over at the crack in the door. �And what do you mean, �are they always like that�, hmm?� Kyo finished, while Kei jumped off the counter.
�I SMITE THEE!� Kei yelled, throwing a cracker at the doorway, which surprisingly turned and whacked Urahara in the eye. Kyo only shook her head and chuckled lightly. �SACRIFICESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!� Kei hollered with her hand in the air. Kyo quickly hid behind the kitchen table. Kei looked at her and frowned. �Not you, the toes!�
�Their toes right?� Kyo whispered, pointing to the still slightly hidden males behind the door.
Kei sighed and rubbed her forehead. �Yes, yes, their toes.� Kyo ran her hand through her hair with a �whew�. Kei smiled at her friend, �I will not eat your toes.�
�Thank you master!� Kyo jumped out, tackling Kei to the floor.
Ichigo and Renji opened the door and stepped inside. Urahara rubbed his sore eye as he followed after. Suddenly, Kei and Kyo were huddled in the corner. �Don�t eat us.� All that earned them was three odd looks, plus a few more peeking in from the other room.
Renji was the first to compose himself. �Why would�we eat you?� Kyo and Kei looked up at him from behind each others hands. Kei sniffled and looked at Kyo for support.
�Aizen-sama said the Shinigami would eat us if we got caught!� Kei said with teary eyes.
�So you do know Aizen!� Rukia said with a hiss. �Tell us what you know, now!�
�We don�t wanna be eaten!� Kyo and Kei whaled, loudly sobbing into each others shoulder.
Renji and Ichigo were quickly in front of them, kneeling and patting their heads. �It�s okay, don�t cry.�
Kyo sniffled and Kei buried her head deeper into her friends shoulder. �You�re not going to put us back in that dark room, are you?� The two males looked at each other and then back at the group behind them.
Urahara shrugged and fixed the hat on his head. �They�don�t really seem like a threat.� He turned to Yoruichi, shrugging and whispering. �Might get more information out of them if they are comfortable.�
Renji smirked and patted the girls on their heads again. �See, so let�s go into the other room.�
Ichigo nodded, as he and Renji helped the girls to their feet. �Yeah, we can get ya something to drink for your crackers.� He smirked and the four made their way to the other room.
�Now I know�� Kyo turned to Kei and winked. �When threats fail, self pity and pouting will save the day!� Kei giggled and the two boys turned back with questioning glances.
�Kyo made a funny face!� Kei said with a slightly squeaky voice. The two males just shook their heads and walked into the other room.
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The two girls sat at the table beside each other. The group of strangers sat across from them looking at them oddly. �Mou, Kyo,� Kei whined with a rub of her tummy. �I�m still hungry.�
�I know, but we aren�t at home. You have to respect other people�s rules.� Kyo patted her friends shoulder with a sigh. �Obviously, it�s not common for people too feed captives. However it is common that they be thrown into a dark-cold-lonely room, with no real reason to do so.� Renji scratched the back of his head, while the rest of the group had a guilty look on their faces.
Kei pouted and looked towards the others. Her eyes landing on an orange haired girl. �WOW! Her boobs are like the size of my head.� Kyo shot her eyes to the girl who was now fidgeting and blushing. Reaching over, she clamped a hand over Kei�s mouth before she could do any more damage.
�Don�t mind her, she�was dropped on her head�last week�by um�.Stark-sama!�
Kei shot her a glare and shook her head, pulling the hand from her mouth. �You promised not to tell anybody!� Sniffling, she poked her friends arm. �I wasn�t dropped, he threw us out and I hit my head on the floor.� Crossing her arms over her chest, Kei preceded to pout. �You�re just lucky you landed on your butt!�
�So, I�m told you are Kei and Kyo?� Urahara cut in with his usually unreadable smile. The two girls only nodded with a small tilt of their heads. Kyo was about to complain that none of the strangers had given their names. When the door opened and a tall, big, man walked in. �Ah, thank you Tessai!�
A plate of cookies was set in front of Kei and she immediately picked two up and made a silly face. �Cookie monster! RAWR!� she roared, taking a chomp out of one of the sugary treats.
�EEP!� Kyo squealed as she hid behind her friend. �A MONSTER!� Kei let out a loud, slightly evil laugh. �Laugh all you want,� Kyo said with a smirk. �I�m hiding behind you!�
�AHHH!� Kei yelled, dropping the cookies to the table. �No fair!� Kyo giggled out a �yes-huh�, while Kei sniffled. �But I don�t taste like cookies, so he won�t eat me right?�
The group watched on in amusement as Kyo peeked out from behind Kei and contemplated look on her face. �Me either.�
Kei quickly smiled and picked up the cookies to eat again. �So�we�re safe!� Kyo nodded and sat back at the table beside the white headed girl. �But we might have to share the cookies with him,� Kei said with a concentrating frown. �I�m not good at sharing,� she finished and Kyo nodded in her agreement.
The black haired girl leaned over the table and whispered. �You should have seen when Grimmy tried to get another Fracci�n.� Kei made a face from beside her. Clearly she had heard the whisper. The pigment free of the pair opened her mouth to defend herself but she was rudely interrupted.
�WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?� Rukia yelled, getting fed up with the two girls. �WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ICHIGO?�
�Yelling never helped any in our book.� The black and white pair tilted their heads. �Not gonna tell mean people about our Stark and Grimmy!� They shook their heads, sending black and white hair flying through the air and slightly intertwining within each other.
Ichigo frowned. �Who are �Stark and Grimmy� anyway? We were asking about Aizen.�
�Aizen-sama is a sly f�er.� Kei bit her lip and Kyo slumped toward the ground. With a tone slightly below a whisper, Kei spoke up. �He scares the shit outta me sometimes.�
Kyo nodded in her agreement, though she was more terrified of Gin. �Ichimaru-sama scares me more,� she said, her hand slowly inching over and locking it with Kei�s. They would get in so much trouble if either man found out, which they both knew they probably already did.
Ichigo and Renji glanced at one another, before looking over at Urahara. Sighing, Renji decided for now a change of topic would be nice. �How did ya get outta the rope anyhow?�
Both girls mood suddenly lifted. �Grimmy ties better knots than you!�
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Later that night the girls were in another room, entertaining Orihime, Tessai and Ururu. Jinta just sat by and poked fun at the girls any chance he got. Renji, Ichigo, Rukia, Chad, Uryu, Urahara and Yoruichi were grouped together to decided further actions.
�They don�t seem like criminal masterminds,� Renji said with a huff, for some reason he didn�t want to have to hurt the girls.
�True, but it could all be an act,� Uryu commented while he fixed his glasses.
�We should have called Soul Society already and have them escorted there for further questioning,� Rukia said with a straight face. All others are the table kind of froze at the thought.
�They will more than likely kill them,� Chad spoke, his deep voice only saying what everyone was thinking.
�Does it matter? They are the enemy! They are underlings of Aizen!� Rukia said, lightly hitting the table with her fist. �They are a danger to us all!�
�They haven�t once done anything do try to harm any of us,� Yoruichi reasoned with a confused expression. �Why do you think that is?� The group looked into the other room where the girls were waving their arms around excitedly.
�Humble, humble, humble, BEE!� Kyo said with a laugh, Kei was right beside her on the ground giggling madly. �GAH, A BEE! Kill it! KILL IT!� Kyo began to panic swatting at the bee only Kyo and Kei seemed to be able to see.
�HIDE!� Kei jumped up, grabbed Kyo and hid them both behind Tessai. Kyo looked around and nodded. �This looks like a good spot to me!�
Kei nodded in agreement. Then she sat and clapped her hands together. �One time there was a wasp in my room, and Grimmy was out training or something and so I was alone.� She stopped and took a deep breath before continuing. �So we battled the wasp and me!�
�Damn no one to kill it for you!� Kyo muttered as the others in the room looked on and listened.
�It outwitted me twice,� Kei mumbled in clear disappointment. �Then it disappeared into thin air!� she said with wide eyes, like it was some sort of magic trick.
�Oh, god!� Kyo said with her hands flying to her face. �I would have been waiting for a sneak attack!�
Kei nodded, her hair flying everywhere. �I was looking over my shoulder for, like, the rest of the day.�
�That�s so scary!� Orihime said, causing the Arrancar duo to turn their attention to her. Both girls had identical grins as they scooted over towards the orange head.
�We like you!� Kei and Kyo chorused, they both reached up and began gently petting their new friend�s hair. �She�s much nicer than the bitchy one,� Kei stated with a nod to Kyo, who agreed wholeheartedly.
Orihime just smiled and blushed at the attention. �WAH!!� the twins screamed as they bounced off the floor and tackled the unsuspecting girl to the ground.
Ichigo turned to Rukia with a smirk on his face. �Oh yeah, they look so dangerous.�

Special thanks you who reviewed last chappie!!
Yakumo & Gaia
I'm glad Kei & Kyo's complete randomness has given you an enjoyable laugh!
[Somehow I think Yakumo�s reviw got deleted, but it�s in my Inbox�So�I�m not crazy�
Well, not that crazy, hah
...Time for the Pimpin' Out...
SweetYuya & angil
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