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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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It's pointless. POINTLESS I SAY!!
The randomness never stops!
Though I must admit we are pretty random...so I suppose it'd be hard to stop.
As always SweetYuya is my co-person who helps me with the funny...
& We must thank Mr. SuperCopHubby aka General Staple!
He helped with some of the funny this time around!!
((-giggles madly- We have warped him into our insanity, my minion!))

My Irrationality
Kei and Kyo looked around in confusion. They held each others hand and gulped. �We�re screwed,� they mumbled, taking in the town they had been told was called Karakura.
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�I can�t believe he just sent them there,� Grimmjow said for the hundredth time. Stark only stared at the floor while they walked through the hallways. He was actually quite shocked at the turn of events as well.
Aizen�s smirk grew as he saw the shock on the girls faces. For some reason he found sick satisfaction in being about to surprise the two. He waited for a minute for the news to sink in. Kyo seemed to be the first of the pair to snap out of it.
�Wh�what do you mean?� she asked, hoping he was sending them for groceries or something equally non-dangerous. But the smirk on his face and the creepy grin on Gin�s told her the truth. Her hopes were in vain.
�I am sending you to Karakura Town,� he said in a flat tone. �You are going to investigate the going on�s around one called Kurosaki Ichigo and report it back here. After which further instructions will be given.�
�Karakura Town?� Kyo mumbled, Kei still staring at Aizen as if he had ten heads.
�You can�t be serious?� Grimmjow growled from behind them. �Have you met these two?� Aizen gave him a glare, but Grimmjow didn�t get the hint. �You are going to get them killed!� Suddenly, a huge spike of spiritual energy pushed the male to his knees. Kyo glanced back wide eyed.
A loud squeal brought all attention to Kei. She turned to Kyo and smiled brightly. �Does this mean we get to pretend to be Ninja�s!� she piped happily.
Kyo shook her head. �No, Kei, this is real! We could die.� She had a serious look on her face as she gripped her friend�s shoulders, getting Kei�s full attention. �WE ARE GONNA BE REAL NINJA!� she proclaimed excitedly. The two girls locked hands and began jumping around, giggling madly.
Stark sighed with a small smile on his face. �I give them a week before they come rushing back. Bored out of their minds.�
Grimmjow shook his head and smirked. �I give it two days, if they don�t die first.� The last part was said in a mumble, the last thing either wanted was to lose their silly underlings.
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�So what do we do now?� Kei asked with a frown, it had sounded fun when they were told to come here, but this just seemed pointless boredom. Kyo watched as a leaf blew by and Kei plucked blades of grass from the ground.
�Look for this Ichigo person?� Kyo suggested with a shrug.
�That�s boring!� Kei flew back, lying in the grass. �He�s some substitute Shinigami. Wonder why Aizen-sama wants to know about him.� Kyo shrugged again, plopping down next to her friend.
�Grimmy was telling me about before he became an Arrancar,� Kei said off handedly, peeking over at Kyo. �He was all evil-ish and like alone-ish. I�m glad you found me.�
�Me too!� Kyo nodded vigorously. �We�s two peas in a pod now!� she proclaimed happily. �With a nutty flavor!�
Kei sat up suddenly hyper. �SWEET! Can we be in, like, a blue pod or something?� Her face scrunched up. �I don�t like green much.�
Kyo sat up. �I likes blue!�
�Me too!� Kei squealed and nodded in approval. �Blue is it!� Kyo clapped in delight and yelled out a loud, �yesh!� Kei just wiggled around on the ground like a happy worm, Kyo soon followed after.
�Eee! Blue peas!� Was heard as Kyo rolled in the grass. Followed by a mumbled. �Ooo, we rockin�.� From a giggling Kei.
Suddenly, Kyo stopped and sat up. �Although, I never liked peas, but if we are the peas, then I guess I�m cool with it.� She looked over at Kei with a grin on her face. �I�m not gonna eat myself.�
Kei nodded with her tongue out. �I don�t like peas either, so it�s okay!� Kyo bobbed her head, happy they had come to an agreement. �PLUS we are BLUE peas! They gots to be better than the normal ones.�
Kyo jumped to her feet. �And if someone bites into us, well they is gonna find out that inside this little peapod is a tack and the other one has a paperclip in it!�
�Ohhh!� Kei jumped up with her, throwing her hands in the air. �We is gonna poke their gums then.� Kyo let out a low, �yesh� as Kei continued. �That�s what they get for trying to take a bite out of the Tack & the Paperclip!� The two girls spun in the open field, giggling like two drugged up hippies.
�We�re so lucky!�
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�Do you feel that?� An orange haired boy turned to the black haired girl who stood beside him. He didn�t wait for an answer before he grabbed his soul popping badge and hit it against his chest. Without another word he leapt from the window.
�Wait, Ichigo!� the black haired girl grumbled before doing the same with her body and taking off after him.
Ichigo glanced back at the girl and rolled his eyes. �Don�t you feel it Rukia? That�s a weird energy.� Rukia nodded, but had a frown upon her face. �It doesn�t feel like a hollow or a Shinigami�,� he muttered, flying through the streets towards the source.
�You felt it too?� A redhead popped up beside them, running just as fast. The two nodded to him, all deciding to try to keep quiet as they approached the open park the aura was coming from.
�Renji, did Urahara send you?� The redhead nodded as the three snuck into the trees.
Their eyes landed on two girls sitting Indian style facing each other. �What are they?� Ichigo asked in hushed shock, both Rukia and Renji shrugged. The three slowly closed in, hoping to get an idea of what the girls were planning.
�GATORS!!!!!!� the white haired girl said in a frightened voice.
The black hair girl nodded with a grave look on her face. �Yessssssh! The gators got to EAT the bodies�
Ichigo looked at his two friends and they both shrugged again. �What the hell is going on?�
�Ewwwwww!� The white one grimaced as she closed her eyes. �I wouldn�t want to be fed to gators!�
The dark one nodded in agreement. �I wouldn�t either.�
Suddenly, both the girls turned to where the three Shinigami hid in the tree tops. �It�s rude to peep.� Again their voices seemed to meld into one, but they playfully glared at the three. �You can come out��
The white one smiled and took over the sentence. �We are telling scary stories!� she proclaimed with childlike amusement, the dark one smiled as well. Both waiting for the others to step out into the clearing.
When they did Kyo pointed at Rukia and Kei gasped. �I didn�t know girls could be Peeping Toms!� Renji snorted, and Ichigo turned away to hide his laughter.
Huffing in annoyance, Rukia stepped forward, her hand on the hilt of her sword. �Who are you? And what are you doing here?� The white and black twins stood and linked arms.
�She�s Keiyo.� The black one pointed to the white, flipping her black hair over her shoulder. �You can call her Kei, though.�
The white one nodded, sending her white hair flying through the air. �She�s Kyoki!� Kei pointed to Kyo. �But we just call her Kyo!�
�We are Kei and Kyo!� they said with a twirl.
Kyo leaned over and whispered into Kei�s ear. �We didn�t get to do the twirl before did we?� Kei shook her head with a goofy grin on her face. �Nope!�
Slowly starting to remove her sword, Rukia glared. �I asked what you were doing here.� Renji and Ichigo stepped forward effacingly stopped Rukia�s glaring.
�Ya don�t gotta be so harsh, Rukia,� Renji mumbled, sending a smirk at the two girls. �So, whatcha got planned?�
Kyo tapped her chin. Kei bit the inside of her lip. �Hold on, I have a note somewhere.� Kei reached into her friends coat pocket and began digging around. Smiling in triumph, she pulled something out. �Here it is�� She shook her head and threw the unused barf baggie to the ground. �No wait�,� she mumbled as she dug deeper.
Kyo sighed and pulled her friends hand out of her pocket. She then began to dig in Kei�s packet. �Ummm, this it?� She held up the object and both girls frowned.
�No, that�s my vampire teeth,� Kei mumbled.
�I told you not to bring those!� Kyo rolled her eyes. �I didn�t bring mine,� she mumbled and Kei followed with a low �sorry.� Kyo went back to searching the pocket. �Is this one of the magical pockets? Cause if so, I�ll never find it!� She huffed and threw Pirate plushy on the ground. �I get lost in those things!� Kei giggled and Kyo stood up and looked at her. �What�s so funny? You lost it!�
Kei pouted and Kyo felt bad. She mumbled a sorry and bent down to look in the pocket again. Giggling again, Kei reached over and plucked something off Kyo�s shoulder. �Found it!!!�
�That�s where I put it!� Kyo grabbed it from Kei and opened the note. Clicking her tongue, she read over the instructions. Kei leaned over her shoulder to read it as well.
�What are they�?� Renji thought, glancing over at his two companions.
�We are bad at �membering stuff,� they both mumbled to the unasked question. Suddenly both girls faces lit up, Kyo folded the paper up and put it in her pocket.
�We are here to investigate!� Kyo said with a finger in the air, seemingly very proud to have �remembered� their task.
Kei nodded and jumped around Kei excitedly. �We have to find the Ichigo and see how fun he is to play with!�
Kyo stopped Kei and tilted her head at their three guests. �You wouldn�t know where to find him would you?�
�Who exactly are you looking for?� Ichigo asked with a scowl.
�Kurosaki Ichigo,� they said with twin smiles.
All three shinigami stiffened, quickly put on their defensive. �Who sent you?� Rukia growled, already holding her sword out at the girls.
�Well, it�s rude to ask a question with a sword pointing at the person,� Kyo huffed with a frown.
Kei nodded and leaned over to whisper to Kyo, though her voice was loud enough for all to hear. �She�s pissier than Grimmy, dontchu think?� Kyo nodded and Kei got a dreamy look on her face. �At least Grimmy is pretty.�
�That redhead is kinda pretty too,� Kyo said, both girls giving him a playful smile. Kei nodded in agreement. Renji�s face turned red at the girls� slightly evil look. �Wahhh! So cute!� Kyo squealed.
Kei took a step toward them, biting her bottom lip. �He looks nervous,� she said with a giggle.
Kyo soon came up next to her and nodded. �He is!� She mimicked the giggled.
Kei jumped from one foot to the other. �He needs a hug!� she said with an extremely happy look on her face. Kyo laughed and the two girls were about to run in and do just that. Yet, they were stopped when a pointy object was placed in front of Kyo�s face. The girls� eep�ed, halting just inches from the sharp sword Rukia held up at them.
Kyo pouted and Renji was torn with what to do. He kind of wanted the hug from the two. Soon he realized the Kei girl wasn�t there anymore.
�Stab, stab!� Kei yelled from behind Rukia and in-between Renji and Ichigo. None of the Shinigami knew how or when she got there, but there she was. Ichigo and Renji were about to save Rukia when Kei yelled out another phrase. �With the FORK OF JUSTICE!!!!� And sure enough Kei poked Rukia in the back of the head with a fork.
Kyo threw her fist in the air and let out a loud laugh. �YESH!!!�
Kei looked at Renji then over to Ichigo, not being able to see the dumbfound look on Rukia�s face. But she figured it was the same, or similar enough to the two males. �It comes in handy when people start fightin�,� she said, twirling the fork in her fingers. Kyo nodded and let out a loud, �verah� as Kei gave the boys a cocky smirk. �I mean who can continue a fight when some random girl just stabs you with a plastic fork.�
�Boo!� Kyo giggled from the other side of Rukia, drawing the attention of all of them back to her. �You usually have a metal one!� she said with an identical smirk on her lips.
�True, true,� Kei said with a slight frown. �But the plastic causes less damage.� She held up the fork, showing everyone the truth in her words. �I don�t wanna get sued.�
Kyo made a �pfft� sound, as if it was completely absurd that Kei would get sued for such a thing.
Kei stomped her foot and pouted at Kyo. �I told you I wouldn�t last in jail! I don�t wanna be someone�s bitch!!� Kei sniffled and in a blink of an eye Kyo was gone from before them.
�Awe, is okay Kei!� Kyo patted her shoulders in comfort. �Grimmy and Stark wouldn�t let us go to jail. Worst, Aizen-sama would let Szayel use us as test subjects. But we�d sick the kitty on him!�
�Did�.did you say Aizen?� Ichigo muttered in shock.
Both girls looked back at him and nodded their heads. Before anything else was said both girls felt something hit the back of the heads, they both slowly turned blurry eyes to an apologetic looking redhead. �Tha�t wasn�t very nice.� Renji caught Kyo and Ichigo caught Kei before the two hit the floor.

WHOA!! Renji keep your hands to yourself...
If the girl is unconscious that does NOT mean you can touch her just cause she can't remember.
Geez, pervert!!
OoO did I mention that SweetYuya & angil ROCK!
Vampires, crazy girls and bleach lovelies...
How can it get any better?
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Did you know every time you don't listen to me...
A baby hippo gets eaten by a Gator :(
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Well, that's it for now...
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