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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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Just a fair warning...
I am sleepy...
I wrote half this chapter while being sleepy...
Typos / pointlessness is probably overloaded!
Is okay...
SweetYuya is my co-funny!

My Rationality
�MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!� Kei yelled as the two ran down the hallway. They had lost Grimmjow a few turns ago but they still kept running.
�Oh my, that is an evil laugh,� Kyo said with a slight pant, they had been running for quite some time.
�It is�it is�� Kei agreed as the two came to a dead end. They looked back and forth, eyes landing on a door. Kyo nearly ripped it off the hinges as she flung it open.
�We must hide!� she said, pushing Kei into the dark room. She closed the door behind the two, cutting off all sources of light. Suddenly, the two girls heard a click and they both turn to each other in darkness.
�Kyo�,� Kei whimpered, Kyo gulped and tried to turn the handle of the door.
�Kei,� she whined back. �It�s locked,� Kyo said trying to jiggle the handle again.
�It�s dark Kyo!� Kei reached out and grabbed Kyo�s hand. Kyo gave her hand a reassuring squeeze.
�We can just break it down,� the dark head reasoned with a nod, readying her body to bust through the door.
Kei quickly stopped her. �Stark and Grimmy said if we break anything else they are gonna rip our masks off!� Kyo shuttered at the thought. �Stark said if they do that we will disappear! I don�t want to disappear, Kyo!� Kyo sighed and slipped down the door. Kei soon followed and the two girls sat there in the dark.
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Thirty minutes locked in�
�What kinda sound does a Hippo make?� Kei asked, rolling her head on the door behind them.
�Ummm�� Kei could picture Kyo tapping her chin even if she couldn�t see her in the darkness. �I�onno?�
Sighing, Kei frowned. �Me either.�
�We should ask Aizen-sama, he is smart!�
�Why don�t they teach it in school?� Kei asked seriously.
�Evil fuckers,� Kyo mumbled. �Ostracizing the hippo.� Kei nodded in agreement, while Kyo continued her rant. �We got �the cows go moo�, why not the hippo!�
�I mean c�mon I�ll see a dog or cat at least once in my life, I�ll hear what sounds it makes.� Kei�s argued back, her head nodding feverishly. �Why not the hippo!� Both girls huffed in annoyance.
An hour locked in�
Kei groaned in boredom. �I think my mind has fallen asleep on me,� she complained to the darkness.
�My ass fell asleep, I think,� Kyo countered, shifting her sitting position.
�Ooo, yours is worse!� Kei said giving Kyo a pat on the arm.
Kyo giggled and nodded. �I know, right?�
Kei shook her head with a chuckle. �No one needs a tingle in their bum.� Both girls cracked up laughing.
�I want an apple,� Kei mumbled, her stomach giving a growled in agreement. �I don�t like apples though.�
�I like �em with peanut butter,� Kyo said absentmindedly. �Peanut butter makes everything better, dontcha know?�
Kei hmm�ed at the new information. �Didn�t know that.� Kyo gasped and Kei smiled. �I learnt today!� The two girls giggled.
Two hours locked in�
�Oh, oh!� Kei shook her head and raised her hands to her nose. �I have to sneeze!�
Kyo quickly raised her hands in the air. �BLESS YOU!�
�Oh,� Kei sighed. �I lied, never mind.�
�LIAR!� Kyo proclaimed pointing in the direction she knew Kei to be in.
�I didn�t mean too!� Kei felt her lip tremble, and a sniffle escape her. �I thought I did but it disappeared.�
Kyo let out a low �oh� and looked away. �O! Look at the light that�s what I do�.�
Kei glared at the darkness where she knew Kyo was sitting. �Kyo�� The girl tilted her head in confusion. �THERE IS NO LIGHT!� The dark one let out another low �oh� before Kei sighed. �Plus I already thought of that but before I realized there was no light, it was already gone.�
�Damn�m� Kyo muttered in anger.
�I know it tricked me.� Kei pouted, and Kyo raised her fist into the air shaking it violently. �EVIL SNEEZE!�
Four hours locked in�
Kyo took a sharp inhale and let out the breath. �De de de��
Kei rocked her head back and forth. �Do do do��
�La la la�,� Kyo sang out.
�Le le le�,� Kei mumbled back to her.
�Ho ho ho�� Kyo giggled.
�We is making song!� Kei squealed out. �He he he��
�Ha ha ha�,� Kyo hummed out. �Mi mi mi��
Kei let out a loud laugh as she ended the lovely song they sang. �Mo mo mo��
Kyo opened her mouth to give more input when the door they both leaned against suddenly opened.
The two girls fell backwards and Kei shrieked. �The�THE SUN!!� She held up her arms to block the evil light from her face.
�IT BURNS US!!!� Kyo continued, doing almost the same gesture as Kei.
�What are you two doing in my lab?� Both girls stiffened, peeking up at the man who spoke down to them.
�S�.Szayel-sama?� Kyo stuttered, while Kei just laid there in shock. �We�well�ummm��
Kei gulped. �It was dark,� she mumbled and the pink haired male turned his attention to her.
�Did you try turning on the lights?� He reached over the fallen girls and flicked the switch right beside the doorway. Kyo groaned and Kei let out a sheepish laugh. �That doesn�t explain why you were in there?�
Kyo bit her lip and refused to look at the man in the eyes. �We got locked in,� she muttered and the man simply rubbed his forehead. He stepped over the girls and entered his room.
�You two must be the girls the others were warned about.� Kyo and Kei shared a confused look and Szayel just sighed. �Fools, the door locks from the inside.�
Kyo rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment and Kei just ignored the fact. Kei�s eyes caught something moving in the room and she let out a scream trying to crawl backwards out the door. She tried to voice her fears but all she managed was, �Sp�..d�..r�
Kyo quickly looked around the room. �SPIDER! WHERE?!� Szayel watched, briefly wondering how Kyo knew what Kei had said.
�SMUSH IT!� Kei yelled, taking off her shoe and raising it in her hand. �SHOE OF DOOM!!!� Kyo reached to stop her but didn�t make it in time. The shoe flew out of her hand and not only slammed into Szayel�s forehead, but it bounced off of him and headed straight for his shelf unit.
There was a loud crash as a few of his experiment filled jars smashed to the ground. Kei sighed in relief as the spider disappeared under a low book case. Kyo was frozen in fear and Szayel�well Szayel was seething.
�YOU TWIT!� he yelled in fury. Kyo scrambled to her feet, quickly trying to pull Kei to hers. Kyo began dragging the white haired girl away, but Kei seemed to protest.
�But�my shoe��
Kyo hissed back at her in response and continued to pull. �You won�t have a fucking foot to wear the shoe if you don�t run, now.� They both gulped as Szayel glared and chased after them.
The two stopped when they came to a dead end, Szayel licked his lips and sneered. Kyo took a deep breath and then ran and jumped at him. The male ducked and Kyo went flying over him.
�He bent down when you did your flying leap tackled.� Kei giggled, somehow finding hilarity in their possible death situation. �Wooooosh, right over him.� She made a hand signal of flying over him. Kyo started chuckling from the floor behind him. �You were just trying to fly right? RIGHT!� Kei demanded, refusing to let her friend look foolish. (A little late Keiyo dear)
�Right!� Kyo proclaimed, attempting to stand again only to double over laughing. �Right? Yeah, right!�
�Right~,� Kei said in a sing song voice.
�Left!� Kyo piped happily.
Kei stopped and gasped. �Middle!�
�TOP!� Kyo yelled, followed by Kei�s giggling, �Bottom!�
�Up,� Kyo challenged.
�Down,� Kei rebutted.
�Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, SELECT!� Kyo said with a smug look on her face.
Kei�s eyes widened as she pointed at the girl behind Szayel. �Oh, secret code! So cheating!�
Kyo threw her hands in the air and spun around in joy. �I won! I won!�
�I wanted to win.� Kei sighed in defeat. �Maybe next time.� She peeked over at Kyo, who was squealing and chanting I won�s.
�I can�t even decide if you are worth experimenting on,� Szayel mumbled, realizing his anger had subsided greatly. Kyo and Kei just glanced at him with an odd smirk on their faces. �Did they do that on purpose?� Their faces went blank and he shook his head. �No way.� He nearly snorted when he felt someone round the corner.
�Hn, taking on two bitches, are ya Szayel,� Nnoitra taunted, the pink haired man only rolled his eyes. Nnoitra let his eyes linger on the two females as a lecherous smirk took over his face. Kei rushed passed Szayel and appeared at Kyo�s side. Neither girl particularly liked Nnoitra; he was mean and was a known for picking on the female Arrancar. Of course they meant the picking on them that meant nearly killing them if they disobeyed him. Gulping, Kyo gripped Kei�s hand as the lewd man took a step towards them.
�You know how to pick �em dontcha?� The two girls took a step back, both knowing that only a dead end waited behind them. �Can I have �em?� He licked his lips and Szayel only sighed.
�Do whatever you want with them.� The girls shot wide eyes too the pink haired bastard. Oh, how they wished Grimmjow was still pissed off and chasing them. The lanky males grin only widened as Szayel left him with the lovely prey. The girls back up till their backs touched the wall. And he continued to push forward until he had them trapped.
�Now, now�� His sick grin widened further, if possible. �Who�s first?�
�Neither�� Both girls visibly relaxed at the lazy voice that caused Nnoitra to stop in his pursuit. Stark had a bored, yet angry glare fixed on the other male. �Kyo, Kei, come here,� he said simply and the two girls shot out from in front of the scary man. They appeared a moment later hiding behind Stark. A white topped head peeking out from his left side, and a black one from his right. Nnoitra only growled at the higher ranked Espada. �They are mine,� the handsome man said idly, turning he put a hand on either of the girls heads. Ignoring the hiss he heard from the other male, he smiled down at the frightened pair. �Lets go, Aizen-sama has called for you two.� The girls each grabbed one of his hands and clung onto him. Normally, they�d be nervous being summoned by their leader (cause he can be crazy devilish sometimes) but they were too relieved to be rid of the scary pervert to really care.
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Stark and Grimmjow stood behind their respected charges. The lazy male merely looked bored, while Grimmjow tried not to look anxious. Neither of the Espada liked the idea of their featherbrained Fracci�n being called upon by Aizen.
The girls looked from each other, back to their �bosses�, then up to their leader. Gin stood to his one side, while Tosen stood on the other. Kei pouted and shuffled closer to Kyo. �I bet he gets a bad back from sitting in that chair,� she mumbled, causing Kyo to hold back a giggle. �I wonder if Aizen-sama would lemme help take over the world, it sounds like a good gig.� Kyo snorted, as laughter tried to bubble from her mouth. �Hopefully he thinks we�re too fun to kill or something.�
Kyo�s eyes nearly popped from her head. �He better! I�d have to kill him!� she proclaimed loudly.
Kei let out a deep sigh. �God, he�s probably going to kill us just cause we never shut up!� Kyo growled ready to proclaim war against the man who threatened to hurt them. Even though Aizen had made no threat to begin with.
Grimmjow just shook his head and smirked behind them. Stark let out a low chuckle. �These girls don�t care who they are in front of, they never change,� the dark haired male thought fondly as he watched the two, only glancing up quickly to make sure Aizen wasn�t getting too annoyed with the girls. Neither Grimmjow nor Stark wanted their comic relief duo to be harmed because of their own silliness.
�Now, you two,� Aizen stated simply, efficiently silencing the two girls. �I�ve called you here for more than just mere entertainment.�
Kyo tilted her head in confusion. �We are entertaining?� she said as if the thought never crossed her mind. Aizen ignored the question in favor of more important business.
�I have decided to send the two of you on a mission,� he said, watching in amusement as both Kyo and Kei�s jaws nearly hit the ground. Stark and Grimmjow had much of the same look on their faces.

Is okay...
Kyo & Kei will get through this...
I hope...
HAHAHAH!
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