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Tired of being the uke	By : cori07 Category: Bleach > Yaoi - Male/Male > Grimmjow/Ichigo Views: 6014 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Ichigo was woken up in the early afternoon by the soft purring of his mate. He couldn't help himself but to move closer to his lover and; watch the gentle rise and fall of Grimmjow's chest. He thought the feline was the most beautiful creature in all three worlds. The shinigami placed his hands on the other male's small bump and drew small circles.

“Hey” whispered Ichigo, all he got as a reply was a soft snore. He figured Grimmjow wouldn't be waking up to soon. After four rounds lasting about an hour to an hour and a half, he was amazed he was even awake. He quietly gets out of bed and locates his pants; went to take a shower. Ichigo left the room and walked up to the room right next to their room. He opened the door to a nice sized study. On the right side of the study there were four bookshelves fulled with books, also there was a desk with a globe, desk lamp, and a cup of pens. On the left side, there was a futon couch that folded out into a bed with a floor lamp right next to it. In the far back of the study there was a huge bookshelf with more books on it and a little bust of Urahana. He thought about it for a few minutes. 'There can't be something behind this' He walked up to the bookshelf and started pulling on some of the books. He looked at the little bust of Urahana, he pulled it gently on the head and nothing happened. Ichigo just shrugged his shoulders and walked away, before leaving the room he clicked off the lights. He spotted another light switch right beside it. Ichigo clicked it on, the four bookshelves spun around to show mirrors, and a minibar come out of the floor; and a disco ball came out of the ceiling. He chuckled to himshelf, he clicked the switch off and left the room. He crossed the living room to the other set of doors. He walked up the door that was parallel to the study. He open the door to the nursery, there were two cribs with tons of blankets and stuffed animals. The whole room was filled with different baby items. Ichigo's heart started to sing with the thought of his kids be in there sleeping and playing. Ichigo fought the urge to ran into the room where his mate was sleeping, and shower him with hugs and kisses. Ichigo sighed and left the room; and walk over to the last door; and opened it. He walked into a very modern looking bathroom. Everything looked new and shiny. On the left wall was a toilet, to the left side of the toilet were three silver buttons label 1,2,3 above the buttons was a small plaque with writing on it.

Button 1: use when flushing urine

Button 2: use when flushing BM

Button 3: flush and find out

Luv Urahana

Ichigo fought the urge to push the 3^rd button and just settle on peeing in the toilet and pushing the 1^st button. He turned around and walked over to the beautiful his and her sink. The sink looked like it came out catalog it had beautiful brown cabinets with gold knobs. The counter top was marble with Gold swirls into it. The sink bowl was carved into the marble with a golden faucet and handles to match. Ichigo washed his hands and walked over to the curtain off part of the of bathroom. Ichigo moved the curtain and revealed huge white with four golden feet holding it up. The tub had six water jet holes in it, there were two holes on the right and left; also one hole on the back and front of the tub. Over top of the tub it looked like a big drain. He spotted a panel that had four button, with a sticky note beside it explaining which buttons to push to work the shower or the tub and to the control the water temperature. He pressed the buttons he need to start his shower. Water started raining down from the drain looking thing over the tub. He got the perfect temperature and took a shower. He had to say it was the best shower he's had in days. Once he finished, he walked back to the bedroom. He quietly opened the door to see Grimmjow stretched out all over the bed showing the world his manhood. Ichigo snicker to himself and walked over to a walk in closet and pulled out out some clean shinigami robes. He dress quietly and walked over to his sleeping mate a soft kiss on his neck and pulled the covers over the espada's body. Ichigo left the room and walked up the stairs, and started to cook something for breakfast.

When someone knocked at the front door.

“Who is it?” asked Ichigo answering the door.

Outside Rukia and Renji were standing at the door with baskets.

“Sup Ichigo” said Renji shoving the basket into the other's hands and walking to the house and taking his sandals off at the doorway.

“Renji! That's so rude walking into a person's home! You weren't raised in the slums!” yelled Rukia

Renji just turned and gave his lover a look that read 'Do you really want to finish this conversion'. Her eyebrow just twitched and dropped the conversion all together.

“Here's your house warming gift” smiled Rukia walking through the door, handed the basket to her friend; and taking off her scandals as well.

Rukia walked over to Renji and sat on his lap. Rukia wrapping her small arms around his neck and kissed, then nuzzled his neck.

“I'm guessing Byakuya found you two messing around in the manor again?” snickered the teen

They both sighed, his questioned was answered,

“No, on nii-sama's desk”

“Wow, I'm amazed you're still alive Renji”

“Yeah, me too” frowned Reji rubbing his left shoulder and cringing in pain.

“So, I guess you guys came here for a reason, other than to make out”

“Yea, the Captains are having a meeting and want you to come” said the red haired shinigami pulling his girlfriend from his lap and standing up.

“What for” sighed the orange hair male

He knew this couldn't be good. It seemed when ever he met with the Head Captain, he would be put into a situation he couldn't back out of.

“We don't know what it's about, but I have to get you there as soon as possible” said Renji leaning over and kissing Rukia on top of her head and starting for the front door.

“Wait, what about Grimmjow?”

“Don't worry about him, he has an appointment to go to.” smiled Rukia walking over to the door leading to the downstairs.

“Maybe I should at least wake him up first” sighed the teen

“Geez, the two aren't even marry and you are already up his butt” laughed the raven haired shinigami “No, pun intened”

Ichigo just blushed and followed Renji out to door.

Rukia walks down the stairs and stopped at Grimmjow and Ichigo's the bed from the doors. She slowly opened the door, to see a king sized bed in the middle of the room. On the bed there were tons of pillows and blankets. The only sign of Grimmjow was a tuft of blue hair sticking from out of the blankets. She quietly walks over to the bed and crawls onto the bed from the opposite side. She crawled over to the sleeping Espada and gently shook his shoulder to wake him up.

“Mmmm... Ichi, after five more times, you still want more”smirked Grimmjow still in his sleep.

'God I wish, I could have that much sex. On a good night I can get up to three times, before I pass out' thought Rukia. She shook him gently again.

“Come here cutie” said Grimmjow rolling over and grabbed the Shinigami and stuck his right hand in her pants and his left hand in her shirt; and started fondling her small chest. Grimmjow fondled for a few more seconds more, then cracked one eye open and looked down. Rukia looked up at him blushing and scowling.

“Let's never speak of this again” frowned Grimmjow

“Agreed” said Rukia

They both sat up and moved apart

“So why are you here?” asked the feline

“I'm here to take you to your doctor's appointment” said the raven haired Shinigami fixing her clothes

“What!? Why isn't Ichigo taking me?” whined Grimmjow

“He in a going to be in a meeting all day, so get dressed, eat breakfast, and let's go before the punishment force gets here; and kicks down the door” said the Shinigami over her shoulder walking out their bedroom door.

“Damn it... I have a feel this is going to be a long day” sighed Grimmjow get up walking over to the closet and pulling out a fresh hakama, and headed for the bathroom.

On the other side of the Seireitei

Ichigo and Renji walked side by side for awhile in silence before stopping off at Renji's favorite noodle shop to get some breakfast.

“I wonder why all the captains want to see me, I've only been here a full twenty-four hours. What could they possible complain about now?” wondered the orange haired male stuffing a large amount of noodles in his mouth.

“I don't know, but I hope it's nothing to serious” said the red haired male

“So... have you given any thought to what you want for your birthday?” grinned Renji trying to change the subject

“What the hell are you talking about? My birthday isn't for another four months” said Ichigo shaking his head at his friend's failed attempt to help him stop thinking about the meeting, he had to go to.

“Just trying to light the mood... geez”

“Yea, I know... Sorry for snapping”

“It's okay. I've been a nervous wreck lately, too.” sighed the larger male

“What's been worrying you?”

“I want to ask Rukia to marry me” said Renji as he puts down his chopsticks and stared into his now empty bowl.

“So... why don't you?” asked the teen finishing up his food

“I would but, Bya... Captain Kuchiki won't give me his blessing” sighed the red haired male resting his head in the palm of his hand.

“I don't get it. He always you to fuck his sister, but you can't marry her?”

Ichigo was completely confused, Renji lifted his head from his palm and gave his friend a strange look.

“We've never had sex with each other.” muttered the older male

“You're kidding me... You mean you two have been dating for the last year and a half, and never once” snickered Ichigo

“No” scowled Renji turning away blushing from hi now laughing friend.

“Wow, kick a man when he's down” said the pissed male standing up and paying for their meals

“I'm sorry. I know... I shouldn’t laugh but,...prrt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Ichigo started laughing harder; and started pointing at Renji with tears in his eyes. Renji's eyebrow began to twitch and he kicked the stool for under his laughing friend. Ichigo falls, hits his chin on the table causing his teeth to clamp down on the tip of his tongue and then hitting the ground. The teen release a blooding curdling scream that can be heard from miles around.

Some where in a tree in the Seireitei

'Huh? I wonder who Ken-Chan is fighting this early in the day' thought Yachiru stuffing her face with candy

Ichigo rolled around on the ground in pain while his friend pointed and laughed

“Man, it is funny to laugh at others pain” said Renji wiping the tears from his eyes

“You, son of a BITHCH!!” yelled Ichigo jumping to his feet and tackling his friend to the ground

They both fought all the way to the meeting hall destroying everything in sight.

Cross the Seireitei

On the other side of the Seireitei, Rukia and Grimmjow could see dust clouds starting to form.

“I wondered what these morons are up too?” said the short shinigami shaking her head in shame

“I'm guessing they do this often?” asked the blue haired male deciding to just keep walking.

“Yup” sighed Rukia turning and walking slightly behind the espada

Just as they reach the fourth barracks, a loud explosion went off on the other side of the Seireitei. Grimmjow and Rukia both turned to see Renji's bankia shooting off it's cannon; and Ichigo in banki form cutting through the blast.

“The Head Captain is going to have their asses on a sliver platter” said the shinigami holding the bridge of her nose.

“And to think that jackass thought I was going to be the reason why we get kicked out of the Soul Society”

They continued into the barracks trying not to think of the trouble their mates were in, because now they could feel the Head Captain entering their sparring match. The Head Captain was pissed and they could feel it. They were both taken to their knees by the pressure the Head Captain radiating. Grimmjow was shaking and sweating bullets, he grabbed his stomach as a sharp pain pieced through him. Before he knew it, he was vomiting all over himself. Rukia struggled to get to her feet, she grabs the pregnant feline and flash steps them into the hospital part of the barracks.

“Someone Help Please!” screamed the raven haired shinigami struggling to hold the male up.

Isane, Hanatoro, and Nemu ran from around the corner.

“Lieutenant Kuchiki, what happened?” asked Isane grabbing Grimmjow from under the arm.

“The Head Captain is really giving the boys a beating out there. I don't Grimmjow could take the pressure” said the littlest shinigami handing the espada over to Isane and Hanataro.

They got the pregnant male over to an examining table.

“We'll stabilize his reiastu” said the silver haired female placing her hands over the espada's limp body. Hanataro join in as well. After thirty minutes of reiastu stabilizing the feline started to slowly wake up. Both healers left the room in search of a fresh hakama for the patient.

“Mmmm... what happened?” asked Grimmjow groaning and rubbing his head, slowly sitting.

“Man, I feel like I was hit by a bus”

“Yup,you were. It was a bus full of reiastu actually” chirped Rukia sitting at the foot of the bed

They both looked at the door, both Nemu and Isane walked in.

“Here is some fresh clothes. Sorry we couldn't find another Hakama in your size” said the sliver haired shinigami handing the neatly folded clothes to him.

“What the... these are girls clothes” said the feline unfolding the clothes revealing a pink yukata with little blue flowers on it.

“We seemed around the same height and size” blushed Isane

'I guess this is better than wearing vomit clothes all day' thought Grimmjow. He thanked her for the clothes, everyone left expert Rukia. All she did was walk closer to the door with her back facing him to give him the illusion of privacy. He climbed out of the bed quickly removed his soiled clothes. He pull the pink yukata, he was surprised it fit. It was a little snug in the shoulder, but never the last it fit. He didn't brother tying it, he had a feel it wasn't going to stay closed for very long.

“Hey are you done, yet?” asked Rukia turning around and stopping abruptly, and starting to blush.

“What?”

Before she could ask him, Nemu and Isane walked back in; stopping suddenly and blushing as well.

“What the Hell are you guys staring at?” hissed the feline placing his hands around his bump to protect his offspring.

Grimmjow catch a glimpse from himself in the standing mirror in the room. This was the first time he has seen himself since being pregnant. He looked soft all over and with the light sun shine coming through the window gave him a warm glow; and the pink yukata actually complimented him. 'Now see why Ichigo can't keep his hands off me... damn I’m cute'

“So,ladies are y’all just going to share at me all day or are we going to get this appointment started” asked the espada with a cocky grin.

“Oh, right!” said Isane snapping out of her trance

He laid back down on the examining bed and opened up his yukata to expose his chest and baby bump. Isane gently placed her hands on the espada's stomach. A soft glow came from her hands and encircled his abdomen. He shifted a little bit, to make himself more comfortable.

“Am I causing you pain?” asked the healer lieutenant

“Naw, your just tickling me a bit” smirked the male

Isane just blushed and continued her work

“Jeagerjaquez-san, I'll need to draw some blood for testing”said Nemu came up beside Isane.

“Sure take as much as you need” winked Grimmjow as he gave her full mouth smile.

Nemu blushed and took his arm her hands. She tied a rubber band around his upper arm. Grimmjow started flexing his arm in her hand, blush spread all over her face. The bluenette was grinning like a man with a million bucks. Rukia just shook her head and rolled her eyes.

In the meeting hall

“You two should be a shame of yourself” thundered Yamamoto slamming his staff to the floor.

Both men were standing in front of him looking down at their feet in shame with light burns on their skin and clothes.

“I don't care about your reasons for fight, just don't do it again! Now, leave Lieutenant Abarai!” shouted the Head Captain.

Renji quickly bowed and ran out of the room, not once looking back. Once he left all the attention was on Ichigo.

“Now Kurosaki, because of you and the lieutenant recent outburst. You will be paying for the damages done to the Seireitei.”

“WHAT!? You can't be serious!!”

“AND!! Since I can't decide which squad to place you in, you will spend one month with each squad to see how you fit in. I will allow the Captains to chose amongst themselves on who will get to have you first”

“I'll take him first, he'll do best in squad eleven” smirked Zaraki

“Man, fighting a nonstop battle for a whole month. That will be trying, maybe you should come to squad eight first. There'll be sake” said Captain Kyoraku

“He should come to squad twelve first. I've been wanting to run some tests on him for a while. So it's only natural I get him first” grinned Captain Kurotsuchi

Ichigo looked like he was going to faint after thirty minutes of nonstop arguing over him, the Head Captain had had enough. He slammed his staff on the ground and flooded the whole room with his powerful reiastu; everyone went quiet.

“Since you can not decide for yourselves who will take Kurosaki first. I will. Kurosaki, from this day forth you will report to the first division, until the next month. Then you will report to the second division and continue in chronological order through the squad divisions. Do you understand?”

“Yea, I get it” sighed the teen

All the captains sighed in disappointment

“You are all dismissed. Kurosaki report to me first thing in the morning”

Ichigo nodded and flash stepped off towards home.

Back at the Fourth Division

Grimmjow left his appointment with Rukia, leaving behind two hot and bothered lieutenants.

“Geez, Grimmjow I never knew you were such a flirt”

“Ha! I can't help but to flirt when I have two shy big breasted women in my face”

“I thought you were gay?”

“Naw, bisexual. Plus, it's harmless flirting”

“I didn't see you giving me the royal flirting treatment”

“I said I like flirting with big breasted, shy women. Not short, flat chested, and loud tom-boy women”

Rukia eyebrow twitched, she ran up and kicked Grimmjow square in the butt.

“Ahhhh! God damn it! What the hell!” yelled the esapada rubbing his butt

“One would think, with all the ass pounding you take. That shouldn't have hurt you at all” grinned the short shinigami sticking her tongue out and holding down one of her bottom eyelids.

“You little!” frowned the blue haired male running after the shinigami.

Grimmjow and Rukia finally made it back to Ichigo and his house, after thirty minutes of chasing the raven haired shinigami; and then whining for her to take him out to dinner. That lasted nearly two hours because he couldn't make up his mind o what to eat. Grimmjow waves good bye to his new friend and walks into his house. He scented Ichigo was home, he walks downstairs and saw his mate soundly sleeping on their couch. He chuckled to himself and placed a blanket around his mate and walked over to the bathroom. 'Man, I've peed all day' thought the feline. He sat down on the toilet, not bothering to read the sign where the buttons were. While peeing Grimmjow felt his innards starting to shift. In the middle of his bowel movement the smell was really starting to get to him. He just reach up not paying attention and pressed the third button. A stream of cold water shot out and hit Grimmjow square in his pucker. He screamed and jumped of the toilet. Ichigo raced into the bathroom in full attack mode, when the smell attacked his nose and sent him retreating back out the bathroom door.

“Why the hell are you screaming!” shouted Ichigo through the door

“The toilet just shot cold water at my ass, come in here and fix”

“Hell no! It smell horrible in there”

“It ain't that bad, stop being a baby”

“Okay, just flush the toilet and spray some air fresher”

Grimmjow did as his mate asked. Ichigo came into the bathroom hold his nose. The feline slapped his hand down and glared at him.

“It doesn't smell that bad.”

“Says the one who made it”

Ichigo pushed the third button and another stream of water shot out of the toilet.

“It's a bidet”

“A bi.., what?”

“it's a bidet, its a type of french toilet that cleans your butt”

“That's stupid, are people in your world so lazy they can't take two minutes out of their day and wipe their asses?”

“Some are... but wait, how come you are just finding out about this toilet's bidet now? Didn't you use the bathroom earlier today?”

“I just peed it the shower” shrugged Grimmjow

Ichigo just looked at him in disgusts.

“What?”

“Let just go to bed before I make you scrub this entire bathroom with your toothbrush”

Again I want to say sorry it took me so long to update. Between the writer's block and work things kinda got lost.

Grimm: You didn't get writer's block, you just got lazy!

Cori: Shut up! No sex for you in the next chapter!

Ichi/Grimm: WHAT!?
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