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My Sanity	By : WannaBePirate Category: Bleach > Het - Male/Female Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. However - The OC's are all mine.

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SweetYuya is wicked awesome!!
& I remind anyone that reads this...
90 percent of Kei/Kyo's conversations are made from chats between Sweet & I.
They are some random, crazy and rather eventful IM boxes!
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Last chapter I totally forgot to thank - xSTALKERx & FieldsofHeather for reviewing
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My Normality
The three got to his room and the girls took a comfortable seat on his soft pillow bed. �You aren�t going to do anything�� Kei and Kyo looked around making sure no one was listening in, then the two leaned in and whisperer. �Naughty. Are you?�
Stark shook his head, smirking as he walked over to one of the cabinets in the room. �Of course not, Sugars.� The girls looked at him rather skeptical, as he walked back towards them with a very large jug in his hands.
�Is he going to put our organs in that?� Kei asked, scared of losing her valued body parts. Kyo grab hold of Kei�s hand as the two gulped. They both let out a sigh as Stark took a seat in front of them. He didn�t have any knives on hand, which probably meant their body parts were safe. He set the jug down and handed the two girl two tiny cups. The girls took them and Kei began inspecting it for flaws.
�Now, Sugars, we are going to see who can last the longest.� He smirked as he seemed to have gotten their attention.
�Like a competition?� Kyo said with a tilt of her head. Stark nodded and the girls smiled.
�Us against you!!� they proclaimed together, both pointing at the man before them. He again nodded, effortlessly lifted the jug and poured the clear liquid into each cup.
�Bottoms up,� he muttered, as the three of them quickly downed their drinks.
Kyo and Kei had twin looks of confusion on their faces, deciding on the outcome of the drink. Kyo licked her lips and nodded. �I likes.�
Kei clicked her tongue and shrugged her shoulders. �Is okay.� They both held out their cups to Stark. �Next.� Stark smiled and poured three more cups, this was easier than he thought.
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�That was almost too easy,� he thought with a raised brow an hour and half and an empty jug later. Yet, he was confused. He tipped the large jug and a few drops fell into his empty cup. He looked up at the giggling girls across from him. �There isn�t much of a change.�
�We�d be a kick ass addition to the vampire world,� Kei proclaimed, lying back on Stark�s pillow pile.
�YESH! Oh my god! We totally would!� Kyo nodded to her friend, her friend nodded back. Sure their speech was a little slurred and they had a slight glazed look in their eyes, but not much else changed. The conversation was off the wall, but that was nothing out of the norm for the two. Stark sighed at his poor loss of alcohol.
�We could we wear cool jackets!!� Kyo said happily.
Kyo nodded. �I wanna cool jacket!� She thought for a minute. �A black leather duster!�
�I know so do I!� Kei squealed in excitement. �AND a cool hat maybe!!�
Kyo took a deep breath as her eyes widened. She had just thought of the greatest thing. �Oh better yet a big cloak with a hood!�
Kei�s eyes matched hers as she nodded. �I don�t want red eyes though.� Kyo tapped her chin.
�I�d like bright blue eyes. Like all pretty.� Nodding, the two girls sighed.
�Lucky buggers.� Their voices, again, seemed to meld together into one.
�I know, oh to be a vamp,� Kyo said before suddenly giggling madly. She rolled to her stomach and peered down at Kei. �That would bring a whole new meaning to calling you master.�
�True, true!� Kei giggled back and grinned. �I�d give you a wicked ass sword!�
Kyo eek�ed in happiness! �Sah-weet!� she yelled out in excitement.
Suddenly, Stark climbed onto his pillows with them. �I wonder if their stupidity is an act.� He crawled between them and sighed. �I was wondering�� They both looked at him, and he realized he was in bed with two beautiful, possibly drunk, woman. �Why do you call her Master?� He sighed at the blank look on the girls faces. He rolled his eyes in his mind. �No one can act this shit.�
The girls looked up from him to each other. �Well�,� Kei mumbled. �It all started�� She stopped and Kyo scratched her own head picking up where she left off.
�It was when�� Both girls huffed in aggravation. �Hmmm�,� Kei said, followed by Kyo�s, �ummm��
They looked back down at him glaring. �IT�S A SECRET!�
A little startled from the outburst, the lazy male only sighed. He was stupid to ask such a hard question to the two in the first place. He lifted his hands and placed them behind his head. Stark was weighing his opinions. �They are drunk, right?� He wouldn�t mind some companionship from one, the other, or both.
�Nothing naughty!� they chastised him, both glaring down at him.
Stark looked from one to the other in slight confusion. �Maybe next time,� he thought with a shrug, and with a sigh he closed his eyes. He felt himself falling into a light sleep. Kyo reached out and gently ran her fingers through his hair. Kei rolled onto her stomach and used her crossed arms as a pillow. Soon they realized Stark had fallen asleep completely.
�It was a nice try, huh?� Kei asked, Kyo smirked and continued to gently pet his head. �Stupid, but nice try nonetheless.�
�Yeah, not the smartest male but he�s nice to look at, right?� Kyo said which cause Kei to nod her head franticly. A grin grew on Kyo�s face as she looked over at Kei. �Grimmy will come looking for you soon.� Kei�s grin grew too. It was true. It was about that time Grimmjow came to check to make sure she didn�t get into too much trouble. Because in the end she was his responsibility.
Stark was ripped from his peaceful sleep between the beautiful, yet preposterous polar pair when his door slammed open.
�GRIMMY!!� the girls sang out together. The hot headed male glared at Stark, who just sighed at the others horrible timing.
�What did you do to them?� he asked with a growl. Grimmjow could clearly see the glazed look in the girl�s eyes and the light flush on their cheeks. Stark only shrugged and turned cuddling into Kyo�s side.
Not seeming to mind, Kyo leaned over the male and whispered something into Kei�s ear. The other girl smiled as she nodded. �Perfect idea.�
Kyo shrugged. �I have �em now and then.� Kei nodded and sighed happily.
�You is like the paperclip to my tack,� Kei announced dramatically.
�I hold things together?� Kyo asked with a tilted of her head. Kei nodded, her white hair flying around in the air. �So I hold several things together and you hold them all up.� Kyo nodded as if it all made sense to her now. Stark and Grimmjow just watched the two girls, which is what most people did when they came in contact with them. (Hey, I�d be entertained for hours watching these two.) �I can also pick locks.�
Kei literally climbed over Stark and sat on his side. �If you bend yourself you can poke people really badly.�
Kyo sat up and used Stark�s head to support herself. �And form pretty necklaces!�
Kei clapped in delight. �It all works!�
Kyo nodded happily. �We are both good for poking!� She corrected, causing Kei to squeal at her new permit of poking.
�YESH!�
�Could� you get off?� Stark grumbled from below the two girls. This really wasn�t how he planned on being under either of them. Grimmjow let out a booming laugh, bending and holding his stomach. The girls glanced over at him and both their eyes twinkled in excitement. Stark huffed as the two crawled off of him. �I only gave them a bit of Sake, though they didn�t change much.�
Kei held her hand to her mouth and make a �crshh� sound. �Target in sight. Have you gotten its location, over - Tack.�
Kyo copied the sound and held her hand up. �Yes, Tack. Target is in view. Commence operation Cat-Got-Your-Tongue! Over and Out - Paperclip.� Grimmjow warily watched the two girls crawl towards him.
Kei giggled, still holding her hand back to her mouth. �Paperclip, attack bad kitty!� Kyo jumped into the air and tackled Grimmjow to his back. Kei soon followed suit and jumped on the two. Stark watched as Grimmjow lay gasping, the two girls giggled on top of him.
�Take cover!� Kyo yelled, squeezing her body out from between the two.
Kei winked at the male beneath her before quickly yelling back to Kyo. �NINJA!�
Kyo stopped and crouched down. �Oh!� She began to sneak away.
�Ninja skills,� Kei whispered, crawling on the ground in the same direction as her friend. �Oo wait! Come back!�
Grimmjow muttered how he was going to murder the two girls, tiredly rubbing his forehead.
Kyo peeked out from the corner. She quickly ducked and rolled behind the couch. Kei, Grimmjow and Stark could she the tip of her head over the top and her feet stuck out the side. �I can�t see you�you can�t see me�� Kei giggled as she listened to her friend and watched Kyo�s feet wiggle. �That�s the ticket.� Kyo�s head bobbed, causing Kei to giggle more.
Kei pointed to the hidden Kyo and snickered. �PEE ON HER DOGGY NINJA!!!� Kei laugh maniacally.
�NOOO!!! Oh my God!� Kyo jumped up and looked around. �Don�t piss on me!�
Kei jumped up and down clapping happily. �Found you!� She took off, running onto the couch and jumped over it efficiently tackling Kyo to the ground.
All Kyo managed to get out was a mumbled. �Oh shit�� before her body collided with the floor.
�I win!� Kei shouted as she hugged her friend.
�Wahhhhhhh!� Kyo began to sniffle below her. �I always lose!� she whined.
Kei sat over her and patted her head. �Next time, next time!� She looked back at Stark and Grimmjow. �Ooo tissues!! TISSUSES!!� When one of the two (does it matter which?) handed her one she dabbed Kyo�s eyes.
�I am no match for your ninja skills,� Kyo said with a pout.
�Practice grasshopper!� Kei said with determination. �Practice!�
�I�m trying!!� Kyo cried. Kei sighed and continued to pat her friend on the head.
�In the Master handbook it says all you have to do is try.�
Kyo stuck out her bottom lip and looked up at Kei. �Really?� Kei nodded and smiled happily. Kyo copied the smile and threw her arms up. �SCORE!�
Kei threw her arms up after Kyo. �STRIKE!!�
�Umm, Uno?� Kyo said with a tilt of her head.
�Errmmm,� Kei tapped her chin, �Gin!�
�Ummm,� Kyo huffed up. �Shit�SKIP BO!�
�Skip Bo?� Kei thought with a confused look. �POKER!�
�GO FISH!!!�
�Black JACK!�
�Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh��
Kei looked over at Kyo and saw the panicked, yet blank look on her friends face. The white haired girl leaned over and cupped her mouth to whisper to the black haired one. �Crazy 8�s.�
Kyo�s face lit up and she jumped to her feet, knocking Kei off of her. �CRAZY EIGHTS!�
Kei laid on the ground with her hands over her head. �Ahhh, you won!!!� She giggled.
�Thank you, Master,� Kyo whispered, and then she proceeded to dance around the room. Kei nodded vigorously from her spot on the floor. Suddenly, Kyo stopped and stomped her foot. �Hearts!! That�s what I was trying to think of!�
�Oo, I don�t know how to play that game.� Kei jumped to her own feet and tapped her foot on the ground. �Well, I do�I think�.sorta,� she said with a shrug.
Kyo was happily twirling around when her feet decided to play an evil trick on her. They caught on one another and sent her plummeting to the ground. With an �oooft� she hit the floor. �Hmm, the ground is very soft over here.� Kei gulped and shook her head at her friend. Kyo looked down and saw her elbow in the throat of a very pissed off Grimmjow. She jumped to her feet and stared wide eyed as he stood as well. Anger leaked off of him in waves.
�Hurry walk away slowly, backwards, and try not to walk into anything.� Kei had the same wide eyed look as she gave instructions to Kyo. �Then RUN!�
�Shit�,� Kyo whined in the back of her throat and shook her head. �Who can walk backwards without hitting something!�
�He might not of seen you attack.� Kei realized that that was true. The two were lucky to walk forwards without knocking things over. �Okay�so just RUN!�
Kyo nodded. �Good point Master.� Turning, she suddenly took off.
�Of course.� Kei nodded back proudly. �I is tack!�
Kyo popped her head back into the room and smiled. �Yesh, you remembered!� Kei nodded and her smile grew. �Sharp, has a point, and the ability to hold things up!� Kyo reminded the other and Kei clapped, jumping around in giddiness.
�I am going to�� Both girls turned to the extremely angry voice that hissed at them. �KILL YOU BOTH!!!� Grimmjow went to attack, causing the two girls to squeal simultaneously and ran from the room. Stark watched the three go with a sigh.

Is funny cause I is tack...
(Because apparently I always make good points)
Weird part is some of these conversations are at the same time...
SweetYuya and I are amazing multitaskers.
-nodnod-
Is a skill that we have mastered!!!!
Youtube linkage, Bya/Kenny-picture surfing, Chatting, & writing chapters!
Is very good at it!!!
[P.S - Angil & SweetYuya are from FanFiction.net
They writes good stuff!
You should stalk them down!]
Well, that's it for now...
Hope someone enjoyed that...
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