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Bleach › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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5
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18
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Too much info.?
Yay! Thanks for the reviews! I love reviews! They make me sooo happy! To Blue-eyed Fox ¡V thank you for that wonderful idea! I¡¦ll see if I can find a way to add into the story the people who want to get some of Ichigo¡¦s hot ass! Wouldn¡¦t that embarrass him?! Oh yes, the man sex is coming, just a little bit longer. I don¡¦t think Ichigo is quite mentally ready for that yet. ƒº But it will be soon! Anyone who has any ideas about who should be gay or who should like Ichigo can go ahead and send them to me in a review!!! Okay, on with the story!
Chapter 4: Too much info.?
Ichigo sat perfectly still. He was stunned into silence by that last little revelation from Yumichika. His eyes were round as saucers and his mouth hung open as he simply gaped at the black haired man in front of him who had a rather smug look on his face. He never would have thought, not in a million years, really, not even if he¡¦d been hit over the head with it, that Urahara Kisuke was gay. For some odd reason he completely believed Yumichika, however. He really had no idea how he had come to trust Yumichika so much in the course of just a few hours. He simply did. So now he finally managed to gasp out, ¡§Hat ¡¥n Clogs?! You¡¦re serious?!¡¨
Yumichika just grinned deviously and said, ¡§Of course I¡¦m serious, I¡¦m not about to lie to you about this stuff! He¡¦s as gay as they come! Or, well, he could be bi¡Khmmm¡Knaw I think that was just in the past. He once had a thing for Yoruichi, when he was young, at least that¡¦s what everyone said, but apparently nothing ever came of it and I¡¦ve never heard of him being with a woman since. Yes, he¡¦s most definitely gay now!¡¨
Ichigo just stared at Yumichika as he finished his sentence. Outwardly he looked completely stunned but inwardly his brain was working a mile a minute trying to decide if anything Urahara had ever done to him or while around him could be perceived as even remotely gay. Slowly his body began to go into shock as he thought about all the intimate training exercises, the way Urahara looked at him, addressed him, it was all plain now. Hell, the guy might even have the hots for him! This was all just too disturbing! Why oh why had he ever wanted Yumichika to give him this information in the first place?! Oh yeah, so he knew who to avoid, ahem, act carefully around. But did he really want to know this? His brain was going on overload and thankfully Yumichika noticed this and he leaned forward and grabbed Ichigo by the shoulders and gave him a rather violent shake that snapped his head backwards and then forwards in a most painful way.
¡§Yow!¡¨ yelped Ichigo, snapping out of his shocked state and shoving Yumichika roughly away. Yumichika fell gracefully back into his chair and glared at Ichigo.
¡§You were going into shock Ichigo,¡¨ he half growled as the kid glared daggers at him and massaged his poor abused neck and shoulders. ¡§I had to do something you know.¡¨
¡§Yeah, but did you have to get so violent?!¡¨ Ichigo grumbled, half pouting now about the rough treatment from Yumichika.
¡§It was necessary,¡¨ was all Yumichika would say, crossing his arms over his chest and giving Ichigo an appraising look. He was so adorable when he pouted!
¡§Fine, fine, then just get on with the list already. It can't get any worse than it already is.¡¨ Ichigo mumbled. Then his head shot up and he looked carefully at Yumchika. ¡§Can it?¡¨
Yumichika just grinned conspiratorially and said, ¡§Well, we shall see what you think of as worse.¡¨ And he winked at the poor, disturbed orange haired boy who simply shrank back in horror. ¡§So, oh yes, people here on earth. Um, well, actually, I can't really think of anyone else here on earth. Oh yeah, except maybe Asano Keigo. I really haven't figured him out yet, but the way he acts, so emotional and so attached to his guy friends and always flying at you out of nowhere to hug you. Yes, he could possibly be gay, or bi. I still haven't really figured him out yet and most of me doesn't want to. I NEVER want to set foot in that mad house he calls a home again!!!¡¨ Here he grabbed at his precious hair and wailed, ¡§Alas for me, I fear that Ikkaku may drag me right back there! No, who am I kidding?! I know he will!¡¨And now followed a series of moans and groans and careful hair pulling.
Ichigo raised one eyebrow very slowly and stared at his gossip buddy's mental breakdown, or rather minor mental meltdown. It couldn't be completely called a breakdown since he wasn't actually pulling out his hair and he was groaning and moaning very 'gracefully' or 'beautifully' as he would probably put it. So, it was really just more of a minor meltdown caused by the complete 'ugliness' of Keigo's household. Who, by the way, Ichigo had always subconsciously suspected of being gay or something. Ichigo shook his head and finally yelled, ¡§Yo, Yumi, dude! Cute it out already! Look, if you hate it over there that much you can just stay with me! Rukia ain't here right now so it's okay until she gets back at least.¡¨
Yumichika quit groaning and raised his head, carefully smoothing out his hair and asked quietly, ¡§You sure, Ichigo? You wouldn't mind sharing your room with a gay man?¡¨
Ichigo blushed and glanced at the ground. ¡§Naw man, it's okay. Just as long as you don't try to molest me in my sleep. If you do that I swear I'll kill you.¡¨ He raised his head and glared at Yumichika on this last sentence.
Yumichika tilted his head to the side and smiled. ¡§Of course I won't try to molest you in your sleep, silly! I'm a nice guy! Seriously! Oh, and did you call me Yumi, just a minute ago?¡¨
Ichigo blanched, ¡§Yeah dude, um, is that a problem too?¡¨
¡§Actually, no, I happen to like that name. That name IS beautiful. So, go right on ahead and call me Yumi all you want.¡¨ And he grinned benevolently at Ichigo.
Okay, creepy much? Ichigo thought to himself, but he let it pass. ¡§So, the list, the list, I guess we are on Soul Society now, huh?¡¨ Ichigo queried, anxious to get on with this.
¡§Ah yes, Soul Society...damn, where to start?!¡¨ Yumichika growled lowly staring at the floor in frustration.
¡§WHAT?!!¡¨ Ichigo shouted. ¡§You don't mean to tell me there are that many gay dudes in Soul Society?!¡¨ He looked vaguely worried and disturbed.
Yumichika grinned. ¡§Well, actually, yes. And no. I mean, I guess most of them are probably technically bi, but of the guys who are bi I'd say most lean towards other guys. Oh and there are a few bi girls too. Oh yes...you'll never guess!¡¨ And he leaned teasingly towards Ichigo and grinned annoyingly. Ichigo glared at him and then leaned backwards on his hands to look at the ceiling.
¡§Well, I could tell you right off that Soi Fong is gay. Man, anyone can tell she has the hots for Yoruichi!And as much as I don't want to say it or admit it I'm leaning towards thinking that Yoruichi is bi, 'cause man, she really seems to like Soi Fong just a bit too much, dontcha' think?¡¨ Ichigo leaned forward to look right at Yumichika as he said the last bit.
Now it was Yumichika's turn to be surprised. ¡§Damn, boy, you are more observant than I thought! And yes, you are right. Soi Fong is gay and Yoruichi is bi. And yes, they do have a thing.¡¨
¡§Ha! Knew it!¡¨ Ichigo cried triumphantly, punching the air with a fist.
Yumichika grinned, ¡§But there are two other girls you haven't guessed yet.¡¨
¡§Really?¡¨ Ichigo asked, somewhat surprised. He sincerely thought he guessed all the ones that Yumichika would tell him about. ¡§Who else?¡¨
¡§Ichi, dear, I don't know if you are ready for this or not,¡¨ Yumichika said, slowly shaking his head and measuring Ichigo's 'readiness' with his gaze.
¡§Oh damn it, tell me already Yumi!¡¨ He practically yelled at the poor man, completely letting the whole 'ichi dear' comment slide, even though he definitely heard it.
¡§Okay, okay,¡¨ Yumichika soothed, raising both hands in submission. ¡§But you aren't going to like it.¡¨ He scooted back his chair carefully to get out of range of a soon to be explosive Ichigo and then blurted the names out quickly. ¡§Matsumoto and Rukia.¡¨
HaHa! Another cliffhanger! I'm good at this! Sorry! Anyways, this took forever because of my new computer and my total lack of a word processor for the past week or more. But now, I have one, albeit only OpenOffice, but it does work. So, here you go! Thanks again for reviewing!!!
Oh and I'm all hyped up on hydrocodone for my bronchitis, so excuse if this is more erratic and incoherent than usual!
Chapter 4: Too much info.?
Ichigo sat perfectly still. He was stunned into silence by that last little revelation from Yumichika. His eyes were round as saucers and his mouth hung open as he simply gaped at the black haired man in front of him who had a rather smug look on his face. He never would have thought, not in a million years, really, not even if he¡¦d been hit over the head with it, that Urahara Kisuke was gay. For some odd reason he completely believed Yumichika, however. He really had no idea how he had come to trust Yumichika so much in the course of just a few hours. He simply did. So now he finally managed to gasp out, ¡§Hat ¡¥n Clogs?! You¡¦re serious?!¡¨
Yumichika just grinned deviously and said, ¡§Of course I¡¦m serious, I¡¦m not about to lie to you about this stuff! He¡¦s as gay as they come! Or, well, he could be bi¡Khmmm¡Knaw I think that was just in the past. He once had a thing for Yoruichi, when he was young, at least that¡¦s what everyone said, but apparently nothing ever came of it and I¡¦ve never heard of him being with a woman since. Yes, he¡¦s most definitely gay now!¡¨
Ichigo just stared at Yumichika as he finished his sentence. Outwardly he looked completely stunned but inwardly his brain was working a mile a minute trying to decide if anything Urahara had ever done to him or while around him could be perceived as even remotely gay. Slowly his body began to go into shock as he thought about all the intimate training exercises, the way Urahara looked at him, addressed him, it was all plain now. Hell, the guy might even have the hots for him! This was all just too disturbing! Why oh why had he ever wanted Yumichika to give him this information in the first place?! Oh yeah, so he knew who to avoid, ahem, act carefully around. But did he really want to know this? His brain was going on overload and thankfully Yumichika noticed this and he leaned forward and grabbed Ichigo by the shoulders and gave him a rather violent shake that snapped his head backwards and then forwards in a most painful way.
¡§Yow!¡¨ yelped Ichigo, snapping out of his shocked state and shoving Yumichika roughly away. Yumichika fell gracefully back into his chair and glared at Ichigo.
¡§You were going into shock Ichigo,¡¨ he half growled as the kid glared daggers at him and massaged his poor abused neck and shoulders. ¡§I had to do something you know.¡¨
¡§Yeah, but did you have to get so violent?!¡¨ Ichigo grumbled, half pouting now about the rough treatment from Yumichika.
¡§It was necessary,¡¨ was all Yumichika would say, crossing his arms over his chest and giving Ichigo an appraising look. He was so adorable when he pouted!
¡§Fine, fine, then just get on with the list already. It can't get any worse than it already is.¡¨ Ichigo mumbled. Then his head shot up and he looked carefully at Yumchika. ¡§Can it?¡¨
Yumichika just grinned conspiratorially and said, ¡§Well, we shall see what you think of as worse.¡¨ And he winked at the poor, disturbed orange haired boy who simply shrank back in horror. ¡§So, oh yes, people here on earth. Um, well, actually, I can't really think of anyone else here on earth. Oh yeah, except maybe Asano Keigo. I really haven't figured him out yet, but the way he acts, so emotional and so attached to his guy friends and always flying at you out of nowhere to hug you. Yes, he could possibly be gay, or bi. I still haven't really figured him out yet and most of me doesn't want to. I NEVER want to set foot in that mad house he calls a home again!!!¡¨ Here he grabbed at his precious hair and wailed, ¡§Alas for me, I fear that Ikkaku may drag me right back there! No, who am I kidding?! I know he will!¡¨And now followed a series of moans and groans and careful hair pulling.
Ichigo raised one eyebrow very slowly and stared at his gossip buddy's mental breakdown, or rather minor mental meltdown. It couldn't be completely called a breakdown since he wasn't actually pulling out his hair and he was groaning and moaning very 'gracefully' or 'beautifully' as he would probably put it. So, it was really just more of a minor meltdown caused by the complete 'ugliness' of Keigo's household. Who, by the way, Ichigo had always subconsciously suspected of being gay or something. Ichigo shook his head and finally yelled, ¡§Yo, Yumi, dude! Cute it out already! Look, if you hate it over there that much you can just stay with me! Rukia ain't here right now so it's okay until she gets back at least.¡¨
Yumichika quit groaning and raised his head, carefully smoothing out his hair and asked quietly, ¡§You sure, Ichigo? You wouldn't mind sharing your room with a gay man?¡¨
Ichigo blushed and glanced at the ground. ¡§Naw man, it's okay. Just as long as you don't try to molest me in my sleep. If you do that I swear I'll kill you.¡¨ He raised his head and glared at Yumichika on this last sentence.
Yumichika tilted his head to the side and smiled. ¡§Of course I won't try to molest you in your sleep, silly! I'm a nice guy! Seriously! Oh, and did you call me Yumi, just a minute ago?¡¨
Ichigo blanched, ¡§Yeah dude, um, is that a problem too?¡¨
¡§Actually, no, I happen to like that name. That name IS beautiful. So, go right on ahead and call me Yumi all you want.¡¨ And he grinned benevolently at Ichigo.
Okay, creepy much? Ichigo thought to himself, but he let it pass. ¡§So, the list, the list, I guess we are on Soul Society now, huh?¡¨ Ichigo queried, anxious to get on with this.
¡§Ah yes, Soul Society...damn, where to start?!¡¨ Yumichika growled lowly staring at the floor in frustration.
¡§WHAT?!!¡¨ Ichigo shouted. ¡§You don't mean to tell me there are that many gay dudes in Soul Society?!¡¨ He looked vaguely worried and disturbed.
Yumichika grinned. ¡§Well, actually, yes. And no. I mean, I guess most of them are probably technically bi, but of the guys who are bi I'd say most lean towards other guys. Oh and there are a few bi girls too. Oh yes...you'll never guess!¡¨ And he leaned teasingly towards Ichigo and grinned annoyingly. Ichigo glared at him and then leaned backwards on his hands to look at the ceiling.
¡§Well, I could tell you right off that Soi Fong is gay. Man, anyone can tell she has the hots for Yoruichi!And as much as I don't want to say it or admit it I'm leaning towards thinking that Yoruichi is bi, 'cause man, she really seems to like Soi Fong just a bit too much, dontcha' think?¡¨ Ichigo leaned forward to look right at Yumichika as he said the last bit.
Now it was Yumichika's turn to be surprised. ¡§Damn, boy, you are more observant than I thought! And yes, you are right. Soi Fong is gay and Yoruichi is bi. And yes, they do have a thing.¡¨
¡§Ha! Knew it!¡¨ Ichigo cried triumphantly, punching the air with a fist.
Yumichika grinned, ¡§But there are two other girls you haven't guessed yet.¡¨
¡§Really?¡¨ Ichigo asked, somewhat surprised. He sincerely thought he guessed all the ones that Yumichika would tell him about. ¡§Who else?¡¨
¡§Ichi, dear, I don't know if you are ready for this or not,¡¨ Yumichika said, slowly shaking his head and measuring Ichigo's 'readiness' with his gaze.
¡§Oh damn it, tell me already Yumi!¡¨ He practically yelled at the poor man, completely letting the whole 'ichi dear' comment slide, even though he definitely heard it.
¡§Okay, okay,¡¨ Yumichika soothed, raising both hands in submission. ¡§But you aren't going to like it.¡¨ He scooted back his chair carefully to get out of range of a soon to be explosive Ichigo and then blurted the names out quickly. ¡§Matsumoto and Rukia.¡¨
HaHa! Another cliffhanger! I'm good at this! Sorry! Anyways, this took forever because of my new computer and my total lack of a word processor for the past week or more. But now, I have one, albeit only OpenOffice, but it does work. So, here you go! Thanks again for reviewing!!!
Oh and I'm all hyped up on hydrocodone for my bronchitis, so excuse if this is more erratic and incoherent than usual!