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Getting Caught	By : GrimmUlquigrrrl Category: Bleach > Yaoi - Male/Male > Grimmjow/Ulquiorra Views: 1123 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Ulquiorra lay in bed the next morning, not having slept a wink. Well, that had been… a blast to the past, to say the least. He hadn't seen anyone else from his small-town high school since he graduated years ago. Not a one of them had even heard of the college in this town, his Alma Mater. And to see Pantera… ah, it brought back memories. That brute had been, after all, the only one who had ever shown any feeling toward Ulquiorra. Granted, the feelings were generally frustration, anger and hatred that Ulquiorra was better than him, but as Ulquiorra never had any emotion towards others Pantera was the only one who ever bothered to have any emotion towards him. Ulquiorra had almost forgotten.

Well, there was no more time to spend reminiscing about high school, he decided. He was a grown man now, he had things to do. Such as, say, alerting the police. As much as he didn't care about that overly massive green thing that Pantera had taken, if he didn't make at least a half-hearted attempt to get it back his father would be upset when he came back from Dubai- whenever that would be. Personally, Ulquiorra thought that his house was better furnished without that overgrown pebble, but ah well. He doubted that it would actually be found.

He hauled himself out of bed, not bothering to yawn or stretch. He could do that later, when he felt like it. It was, after all, Thursday, the one day of the week when Ulquiorra allowed himself to be as lazy as he pleased. Which, honestly, wasn't very lazy at all. He was a person who liked to keep moving. He stepped into the kitchen, starting a pot of tea as he picked up the phone.

"Hello?" Ulquiorra said. "This is Ulquiorra Schiffer."

"Good morning, Ulquiorra-kun!" the front desk woman, a ditzy but friendly college student whose name was, apparently, Orihime. He had seen her around. "Who can I patch you into?"

"The theft report department, if you would please," he said. Orihime gasped.

"Of course!" she said. "I'll patch you right through! I hope you get your stuff back!" I don't, he though as a beep was heard. He picked the quietly whistling tea pot off of the burner and it quickly silenced.

"Hello?" a gruff sounding male voice said. "This is Muguruma Kensei. Whaddaya want?"

"This is Ulquiorra Schiffer," Ulquiorra said. "I wish to report a theft that occurred in my home."

"Your home?" the detective scoffed. "You do know that you can be charged with up to a 1300 yen fine for prank-calling, right?"

"Whoever it was took a jade carving worth about 8,400,000,710 yen," Ulquiorra continued. There was a short, stunned silence.

"You're not kidding," Kensei said.

"They also managed to do something to my dogs, disable my security system, and fool my pinpad," Ulquiorra reported.

"Right," Kensei said, and Ulquiorra could hear him using his shoulder to hold the phone to his ear as he grabbed a pencil, pulling a clipboard to him and quickly writing it all down. "How much did you say this carving cost again?"

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Ulquiorra opened the door as he saw the detectives drive up. He held his steaming tea in his hand, wearing a dark red button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up to just below his elbows and baggy navy blue sweatpants. "Hello," he said. The detectives nodded.

"Good morning, Mr. Schiffer," one said. He was medium height with cold blue eyes and black hair tied into a ponytail. "I'm Detective Kuchiki, and this is my partner Detective Abarai. We are here to investigate a reported theft."

"Yes," Ulquiorra said. He stepped aside but did not welcome them in, allowing them merely to see down his hall. "In that room over there, there was a large jade carving hanging on the wall. It is gone."

"May we come in?" Detective Kuchiki asked pointedly. Ah, a headstrong man.

"No," Ulquiorra answered, leaning against the door frame and blocking their way in. He made it very clear that they were not welcome.

The other detective, one with oddly pulled up red hair and rather questionable black tattoos, burst out, "What? Why? You called us out here 'cuz something was stolen and you won't even let us investigate? What's up with-" Detective Kuchiki held his arm out stiffly, as if to hold his partner back, and Detective Abarai silenced. That didn't keep him from glaring, though.

"I would like to know the answer to that as well, Mr. Schiffer," the more professional of the two said frigidly, as if he thought that Ulquiorra had lied about it being stolen. As if he could loose an 8x5 foot, 300 pound slab of rock. No apologies were made for the outburst.

"I don't care that it was stolen," Ulquiorra said, "I'm only interested in how he got past all my security. Which is all outside. I don't like having people in my house." This was both a justification as to why he didn't care about the carving and a reason why he wasn't letting them in. Detective Kuchiki looked dubious, but was clearly a man who didn't go sticking his nose in other people's business. Ulquiorra mused over why he would choose to be a detective.

"Very well then," the man said. "We will patrol the outside as much as we can. But understand that while we will do all we can to catch whoever did this, without seeing the inside there is no guarantee that he will be caught."

"That is perfectly fine by me," Ulquiorra said, closing the door in their faces. He walked into the room where a large empty space was now vacant on the wall. He sat and looked at it. They would do all they could, hm? Well, good luck to them. They would need it. He heard someone curse as the now fully awake dogs leapt against the walls of their kennel, barking at the intruders.

He sipped at his tea.
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