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Poker causes pregnancy
By : picabone99
Category: Bleach > Yaoi - Male/Male > Grimmjow/Ichigo
Views: 5688 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1Disclaimer: I absolutely DO NOT own Bleach or its characters. This story is strictly for fun, NOT for profit. - Chapter List
They had been playing poker for a couple hours when someone passed a saki cup to Ichigo. Ichigo immediately clamped one hand to his mouth and the other grabbed his stomach as he bolted from the table and dashed down the hall. The other players looked at each other in confusion, except for Stark who was happily curled up against Hallibel, sleeping. "What's up with the berry?", queried Grimmjow. "This is some great saki hat 'n clogs has". Renji snorted, "He said when we got here that he felt like crap. Just ignore it and hand me the saki. The berry wouldn't apprieciate it anyway". As Renji got the cup and brought it up to his mouth, the odor suddenly hit his nose causing him to drop the cup and sprint after Ichigo. Everyone was incredably confused now, except for Kisuke who looked thoughtful. Suddenly Kisuke burst out laughing. He was laughing so hard he fell over onto Yorouchi who proceeded to punch him in the arm until he rolled off. "It wo-worked. O-oh my G-God, it worked!" wheezed Kisuke. He was laughing so hard he couldn't catch his breath. "No-now I can gue-guess about Renji, but wh-who is Ichigo sle-sleeping with?" "What did you do to Renji, Urahara-san", growled Byakuya, his eyes flashing in anger. The overwhelming reiatsu Byakuya's anger released causes Kisuke to stop laughing and turn to face the other man. "Now, now, Byakuya-sama. I just listened to the conversation everyone was enjoying a couple of months ago: you know, the one where everyone was congratulating Hallibel and Stark on their mating and wondering when they would have children?", Kisuke said seriously. "Do you remember your comment about how you wished that you and Renji could have children? I had done some thinking along those lines years ago, back in the Seireiti. We are techniquely spirits so I had been thinking that the child could be created and supported entirely by reitsu. I had some of the research and formula done and I finished it up by the last poker nigh...uh, rules meeting. I thought it would be nice to surprise you two with the finished drug, and I was going to tell but I got distracted when Yorouchi started dancing on the table". "You could have sent a hell butterfly anytime since then and you didn't and that still doesn't explain Ichigo. Did you give him the drug, too?" "Um, I kinda gave everyone the drug..." "WHAT!", everyone screamed. If looks could kill, Kisuke's parents would have died before they met. "It's fine. It only works for 24 hrs. If you weren't the uke during sex in those 24 hours you're not pregnant. Well not from the drug anyway", Urahara leered in the direction of Yorouchi. She promptly punched him, saying, "You're enough of a kid. I don't need another one 'till you grow up a bit". "That still doesn't explain Ichigo", said Shinji. "I mean I figured the two lovebirds would go home and make like rabbits, but I didn't know Ichigo was seeing anyone. Let alone that he was gay". Byakuya scowled at the crude way Shinji expressed himself but he was also curious as to who caught the attention of the berry. Shinji started to snicker. "I never guessed he would bottom for anyone. If I had known he was feeling such urges I would have been more than happy to help out". "Oi, shut it", came the voice from the doorway. When everyone turned to look, they saw Ichigo and Renji standing there looking both pale and ready to kill. As they walked into the room, Kisuke attemped to hide under the table; however, Yorouchi pulled him out and hissed, "You did it, now expain to them and take the consequensences like a man..." "We heard everything", said Renji as he sat back down near Byakuya who promptly enveloped him in his arms. "I can't believe it. Are you sure? Don't you have to run tests or something. I mean, if I am pregnant it would be wonderful to have a child with Bya. We had been looking into a surragate so Byakuya could have an heir. But this could solve our problems". Ichigo stayed in the doorway with his head bowed, causing his hair to fall over his face so no one could tell what he might be thinking. Seems like a good place for a chapter break. I apologize for the OOCness of all. This is my first story. Although, I'm not surprised that hat'n'clogs would drug everyone.- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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