• 1-My Sanity
• 2-My Insanity
• 3-My Abnormality
• 4-My Normality
• 5-My Rationality
• 6-My Irrationality
• 7-My Unconventionality
• 8-My Conventionality
• 9-My Stability
• 10-My Instability
• 11-My Inhumanity

My Abnormality

Kyo finally broke the silence. “But he looks so innocent, which is odd but sexy at the same time.” Kei nodded in agreement but neither looked away from the object before them. “I’m all for taking his innocence!” Kei giggled at her friend’s admission, while Kyo just jumped up laughing like a mad scientist. “MWHAHAHAHA.”

Kei soon followed and pointed to the male laying on the huge bed of pillows. “We must breed him!!”

Stark opened a lazy eye and sighed. “Go. Away,” he stated calmly, rolling onto his stomach trying to block out the deranged duo. The girls rolled their eyes, like that was going to make them leave.

Kyo sat on his one side while Kei climbed onto the other. “Stark-sama…” Kyo mumbled with a pout. Kei ran her fingers through the male’s hair, plucking up a few pieces and beginning to braid them. The man seemed to have fallen back to sleep and the two girls could not have that. Kyo poked Kei’s arm and the girls locked eyes. Twin smirks grew on their faces and they both took a deep inhale.

“WAKE UP!!!!!” they screamed so loudly that tiny pieces of the wall cracked and fell to the ground. Stark shot up in his bed in shock, accidentally knocking Kei onto the floor. He turned his glare to the fallen girl and huffed, Kyo continued giggling madly on the other side.

“What are you two doing here?” he questioned through clenched teeth, finally giving up on going back to sleep while the two were about.

Kei sat up and leaned on the pile of pillows. “We’re bored,” she stated simply. She gave him an annoyed look, as if he had asked the most idiotic question ever. His hands clenched at his sides, slowly he climbed to his feet. The two girls watched him with interest. Was he going to help them become un-bored?

Suddenly, the two girls yelped as they were tossed out of the room. “Sta…” The door was slammed on the backs. Kyo looked over at Kei who only sighed. “I guess we can see if Grimmy is in a good mood.” The two locked arms and made their way down the hallway, humming a tune that neither really could make sense of.

Grimmjow stuffed his hands in his pockets and paced the length of his room. He wanted to go cause trouble, wanted to fight and kill something. He’d been ‘asked’ to stay put in his room and do none of the above. He was so lost in his inner ramblings he never heard the door to his room open and shut. And surprisingly, he never saw the two girls that snuck into the room.

Kyo and Kei crouched behind the bed in his room. The two peeked over it at him. “I think we need to plan a sneak attack on our caped friend.” Kei nodded at her friend’s idea.

“Ooo!” Kei was about to jump up and ruin everything when Kyo grabbed her arm and held her down. “I could use my ninja skills.”

Kyo’s eyes widened. “Oh, I can see it already.” The two sat down completely facing each other.

“As can I! It’s an amazing attack! He will never see it coming!” Kei whispered excitedly.

Kyo quickly reached up and snatched a pillow from the bed. “Pillow handy, one behind him on the ground….the other the flying leap tackle and BAM! He goes down.” Kei nodded and bit her lip, looking down. “Didn’t they match up?”

“Almost.” A grin broke out on Kei’s face. “I had him landing in pudding.”

“Oh, pudding is soft AND tasty!” Kyo froze for a minute thinking it over. “If it’s chocolate.”

Nodding, Kei smirked. “See.”

“But that would be messy.” Kyo seemed to be in a conflict with her own mind. “Pudding fighting sounds fun though.”

“I already got that planned.” Kei got to her knees, getting more and more excited by the minute. “We will do it in someone else’s room. Then run.” Kyo nodded for her to continued, getting just as excited. “So we don’t have to clean it up.”

Kyo took the other girls hand and shook it. “Good plan.”

Kei felt a bubble of excitement she couldn’t keep down. “YESH!” She jumped to her feet with her arms in the arm. “TEAMWORK!”

“What are you two doing over there?” Grimmjow growled in annoyance. Kyo face palmed and shook her head at her friend. Neither girl spoke up, so the hotheaded male growled again. “Are you planning something against me?”

Kei tilted her head. “Depends, would you wear a cape?” she questioned without missing a beat. Grimmjow just stared at her and Kyo propped her elbow on his bed.

“Ohh, crickets.” the still sitting Kyo said with a smirk.

Kei spun around looking all over the floor. She jumped onto the bed and held onto one of the post. “EW! Where!”

Both pair of eyes followed her, Kyo shook her head. “I heard ‘em, right after you asked Grimmy to wear a cape.”

Kei sighed in relief and sat down on his bed. “Oh, are they in the cape?” She nodded to herself as if that explained everything. “We should clean it first.”

“I concur!” Kyo declared standing and pointing towards the sky.

Kei looked at her oddly, not really sure what concur meant. “I burp?”

Kyo’s face scrunched up. “Eww, you been eatin’ garlic?”

Kei’s eyes widened and she hid behind Grimmjow in fright. “How did you know?” she asked completely stunned by Kyo‘s observation.

Kyo clicked her tongue and pretended to clean under her finger nails. “Mind dive, you weren’t looking.”

Gasping, Kei stepped out from behind a confused and annoyed Grimmy. “Oo, evil,” she said with a smirk, Kyo just nodded. “Don’t go getting lost in there. I ain’t coming to find you.” Kei said crossing her arms and stubbornly turning her face away from Kyo.

“Shit…” the black haired girl mumbled.

Kei quickly turned back to her. “Don’t do that either!!!”

Grimmy smirked as Kyo began to laugh uncontrollably. She fell to the bed gasping for air. “Guess that would literally be a brain dump huh?”

Kei didn’t seem to get it and she just Ewww’d before plopping down on the bed with her friend. “There is no flush feature in there, it’d just slush around.”

Kyo giggled behind her hand and glanced up at Kei. “So, if two people were to have sex in there would it be a mind fuck?” She snorted and roared with laughter.

Kei seemed to actually think on the answer. “Ooo, as long as they take their stuff with them after they are done.” Kei face wrinkled in disgust. “I don’t need someone’s little men swimming in there, that’s just…, EW.”

Kyo seemed to have calmed down and laid her head in Kei’s lap. “Disturbing is the word you were searching for, I believe.”

“Yes, perfect word!” Looking down Kei smiled, nodding and patting her friends head. “So smart, so smart.” Grimmjow just stared in disbelief at the two girls so comfortably situated on his bed. He felt his annoyance rise as he was so blatantly ignored. Grimmy scratched his head and Kyo looked at him oddly.

“Should I get you a flea collar?” He visibly stiffened when Kei looked between them both.

“I don’t want fleas!” Kei jumped up from the bed.

Kyo pointed at Grimmjow, “Then give him a flea bath!” There was a strange twinkle in Kei’s eye as she turned towards the male. Now he wasn’t being ignored, but targeted. Suddenly a plan popped into his head and a smirk grew on his face. Neither girl even saw it coming.

“Grimmy this really isn’t necessary,” Kei protested, glancing from the male to her friend.

Kyo nodded and gulped. “Yeah, neither of us are really into…” She looked down at the rope around her midsection. “Bondage.”

Kei agreed with a nod. “I mean if that’s what gets your member up and at attention, to each their own.”

“Length, Kei. Member is just so…mood killer-ish,” Kyo suddenly piped in.

“Ooh! Skin flute!” they said in unison. Grimmy just pulled a piece of duct tape and placed it over the girls’ mouths, their mumbling was heard from behind the makeshift gags.

Grimmjow stepped back and took a look at his handy work. Both girls were tied to separate chairs and their mouths taped shut in the corner of an empty room. Smirking, he turned on heel to leave.

“Mhmahahmhm…” Was all he heard before closing the door and going along his merry way.

Huffing in annoyance, Kei looked over at Kyo who had the same look of frustration on her face. Rolling her eyes, Kei kicked her legs in boredom. Oddly her chair seemed to move. She managed to twist and look down. A broad smile would have been seen on her face if the tape didn’t cover it.

Kyo had her head tilted backwards with her eyes closed. She was trying to think of ways out of their current situation. She was jarred from her thoughts when her chair was bumped into and she went flying into the wall. Her eyes shot to the perpetrator and they landed on the gleeful eyes of Kei. Kyo watched as Kei spun around in the chair as it rolled around on the hard floor.

‘Stupid, stupid Grimmy,’ Kyo thought as she turned her chair and kicked off the wall, wheeling herself into Kei. ‘He put us in chairs with wheels!’ Behind the closed door any passing person could hear the muffled sounds of giggling, or at least that’s what it sounded like. The giggling was accompanied with the occasional thumping sound and a dull yell.

It took an hour before the two girls were bored. They were taking deep breaths through their noses and glanced at each other. Kyo looked towards the closed door then back at Kei who understood right away. No words needed to be spoken and the two rolled themselves over to the exit. It took a few tries but Kyo seemed to be quite capable at opening the door with her feet alone.

Once it was open Kei wheeled out backwards, peeking out into the hallway. She looked back at Kyo and nodded that the coast was clear. Kei rolled out, giggling madly behind the gag when Kyo did the same bouncing into her. The two fixed themselves so they were side by side. Looking behind them, then towards each other. After a muffled countdown the two took off down the empty hallway.

Aizen was walking back from his weekly tea session with the Espada’s. He went to walk passed a hallway, only to stop dead in his tracks. He heard an odd sound coming from one of the hallways that branched off of it. It sounded as if someone was dragging something along the floor. It was a lot of something’s and they were making their way down the hallway. Fast, he might add, very fast. Curiosity got the better of him causing man to detour and turn down the hallway, changing his direction towards the sound.

Just as he was about to pass the hallway that the sounds seemed to originate from, he stopped again. Popping his head over, his eyes widened as he was suddenly collided with. Along with the sound of the thing that hit him squealing there was a loud bang, crash and a groaning sound. He was squished against the wall with something pressing him to it. He looked down and saw wide eyes staring up at him.

“Keiyo?” There was a loud groan from beside them and Kei quickly glanced over.

Kyo was lying in a heap on the floor, still tied to the chair. It would seem that the walls weren’t as flexible as the two girls thought. Kei chose to ignore Aizen in favor of rolling over to her friend.

“Mmhmmmmffmmfffm?” Came the confided voice of the still mobile girl. Kyo glanced up at her and shook her head. Kei’s widened and she let out a sigh of relief. She glanced back at Aizen smiling, not that he could see her lips. “Mmoffmfpfmfmf.” She nodded, thinking she had explained the situation.

Aizen walked over to her with a shake of his head. “You two…” he started, trying to hold back a smirk at the sight of the two. “What is going on here?” Kyo gave him a blank look from her spot on the floor. (Hey, it’s hard to get up when you’ve fallen…and you’re tied to a chair…) Aizen waited for an answer for a minute before seeing the look on Kyo’s face. As if just realizing the girls were unable to answer him, he reached out and let his fingers caress Kei’s cheek. The girl froze and gulped as he slowly leaned in. “This is going to hurt,” he whispered right before harshly tearing the duct tap from her mouth.

Kei only grimaced slightly as it was ripped from her face. “BUMPER CHAIRS!!!” she squealed, seemingly unfazed by the harsh treatment. Kyo grumbled from her spot on the floor.

“And who had the pleasure of tying ya two up?” Gin chuckled as he proceeded to pick Kyo up and set her chair right, Kei let out a meep at his sudden appearance. The fox ripped the tape off of Kyo much in the same fashion Aizen did for Kei.

Kyo took a gasping breath as if she had been holding it the whole time. “Grimmy thought it would be good punishment for trying to bathe him.” She spun in her chair and rolled in circles letting out a childish weeeeeeeeee.

“Yup, but he didn’t notice the chairs were on wheels.” Kei copied her twin, watching the world spin around her. “Bad move on his part.” Kyo nodded in agreement as the two spun till they were dizzy.

“Okay, I’m done,” Kyo mumbled, causing Kei to stop and turn towards her.

“Need a barf bag?” Kei asked seriously, Kyo shook her head and the two sighed.

It only took a few pouts and whines before the two men untied the girls and Kyo rubbed her sore belly. Kei stood and stretched. “I’m hungry,” they grumbled at the same time and started to walk down the hallway.

Aizen and Gin just glanced at each other and silently decided to leave the girls to their own devices. They had plans to take over the world. (Mwhahaha)

Kyo and Kei took a seat at the counter in the kitchens. They both have a hefty tray of food before them. Grinning at each other, they began to stuff their faces. Only moments into their feast Kyo shrieked. “Ew!!” Kei looked up at Kyo, her cheeks puffed, filled with food.

Kyo shielded her eyes, but peeked out of her finger tips at her plates. “It’s…” She pointed to her plate in sheer terror. “It’s a fish stick!”

Kei swallowed the food in her mouth and leaned up over the table. “Le-gasp!” she gasped, pulling her hands to her cheeks. She looked up at the fearful Kyo and patted her friends head. “No, it’s okay.” She smiled reassuringly. “I eats it!” Kyo watched with wide eyes as Kei bravely reached down and plucked up the offending stick. Kei gulped before opening her mouth and eating it whole.

Kyo looked at her friend with gratitude, placing her hands over her heart and smiling. “You are a good friend, Kei,” she announced with the onset of tears in her eyes.

Kei put her hand up to stop Kyo from getting too emotional. “Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.”

Stark lazily walked into the kitchen and smirked. ‘Finally, found them.’ He took a seat next to Kyo and waited for the girls to notice his entrance. He knew them long enough to know that sometimes it took the girls’ time to catch up to their surroundings. Even more so when they had food in front of them.

“Stark-sama?” Kyo said bewildered, Kei glanced up at him with the same look of confusion on her face.

“How long you been there?” Kei asked in disbelief. The lazy Espada never left his bed unless ordered to by Aizen. The handsome male smiled at them, causing both of them to become uneasy.

“I was just looking for you two,” he answered with a lazy, yet suave smirk. Both girls looked at each other then Kyo looked back at him.

With an accusing stare she poked his hand. “Why?” She knew he was up to something, Stark never went looking for the two girls. And he, almost always, was seen throwing them out of his room.

He looked at her with mock hurt. “Can’t I hang out with my two most beautiful girls?” he said in mock hurt, gently twirling Kyo’s hair on his finger. The compliment and the thought of having someone to hang out with threw all suspicions out the window for both girls.

Kei jumped to her feet smiling happily. “We can hang out in your room?” He nodded and Kei looked expectantly at Kyo. Sighing, Kyo stood as well and Kei jumped around in joy. Stark escorted the two from the kitchens and lead the way to his room.