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Title: He’s an Idiot
Fandom: Bleach
Part: 4
Characters: Kenpachi, Shuuhei
Word count: 1,503
AN: Another chapter, another week. :D
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“So you want the Shiba brat and his mentor? Why?” Kenpachi grunted as he looked up from the paperwork before him to gaze at Shuuhei as he looked through the profiles on Kenpachi’s men. The berserker taicho was doing the same with the profiles of his fukutaicho companion.
Shuuhei looked up and closed the folder that he had been reading and tapped a finger on the pile of them. “I want his mentor to be precise, but fuck am I letting that idiot free to fuck around with Hana-chan’s relationship some more. The little guy really made me respect him with the way he helped Ichi-chan,” he stated. Kenpachi cocked an eyebrow.
“What’s with the chan going on?” he grunted. He eyed the way the other flushed as he played with his pen.
“I’ve hung out with their lovers way too much and it’s kind of stuck. I used to get scowled at by Ichi-chan all the damn time before he pinned me with Shuu-kun,” Shuuhei stated, shrugging. “Only him and Hana-chan get away with it though.”
“Is that why Ikkaku came back with a black eye and a lump on his head yesterday?” Kenpachi asked, humor evident in his voice. Shuuhei snickered as he nodded his head.
“Yep. I landed a rather nice hit on his head with an ink pot,” Shuuhei said before laughing and shaking his head. “It was Ichigo who gave him the black eye though. The idiot dared to comment on his lip and smug smile so Ichi-chan had to retaliate.”
“Sounds like Ichigo,” Kenpachi said, a rumbling chuckle escaping him as Shuuhei shrugged and smiled. “So, again, why Shiba and his mentor?” he asked.
“And again, I want his mentor more than I want him. The man is a genius when it comes to brawling and street fighting. There’s only so much I can teach because I wasn’t on the streets long enough to learn everything. Renji and Rukia were more hit and run fighters during their street days,” Shuuhei said, jabbing a pen in his companion’s direction. “I may be learning how to think on my feet but I’m still not that great.”
“From what I’ve heard, before that blind bastard got his hooks into ya, ya used to be pretty damn good listenin’ to your instincts,” Kenpachi grunted, once more watching the way the younger man flushed with his words.
“Yes, I know, I was stupid to allow someone to change me, but a close relationship can mess with you,” Shuuhei mused. Kenpachi was shocked silent by the news. No one had even gotten a whiff of the fact that Tousen and Shuuhei had been fucking before what was now known as The Betrayal. But to hear it come from the younger shinigami was shocking.
“You were fucking the blind bastard?” Kenpachi finally blurted out before clearing his throat in surprise at himself.
Shuuhei blinked a few times at the berserker taicho before flushing gently. “It’s more like he was fucking me. With much enthusiasm,” he admitted, shrugging with a smile. “No one really knew because we didn’t want them to know. Or rather, he didn’t want anyone to know. Now I know why he didn’t.”
“And here I always thought that only Kira and that foxy bastard were fuckin’,” Kenpachi grunted, getting an amused look from Shuuhei as the man chuckled.
“Kira-kun and Gin-san actually never once fucked. Gin-san made sure of it,” Shuuhei told him, enjoying the look of shock on Kenpachi’s face.
“But…” the large man sputtered, suddenly at a loss for words as he stared at the bored looking Shuuhei.
“Nope. They were just close friends and nothing more. Kira-kun is finding it outright annoying that he’s having to deal with that rumor following him around and really fucking up any chance at a real relationship,” Shuuhei said, waving a hand with a smile dancing on his lips. “Those who are close to him knew the truth and his annoyance with it.”
“Great, a rumor that has no truth to it,” Kenpachi chuckled with a smirk. “Just like the ones that are starting about Kira using a kido to shut Hitsugaya up after the brat opened his mouth again,” he continued.
Shuuhei smirked and leant forward, resting his chin on one hand. “The thing is, Kira did do that. Hitsugaya-taicho started in on how he could become Gin-sans happy, and I quote, ‘cock sucking whore’, unquote. Kira decided that he needed a time out and bound his mouth. That is before he laid out the truth very calmly and in an organized manner.”
“Really now?” Kenpachi asked, interested in the newest information. He had heard that the fukutaicho of the third could be icy when he was pushed to the very edge of his patience, but to actually hear about him doing something had been rare to happen.
“Oh yes, from what I’ve seen, Hitsugaya-taicho has been keeping his mouth shut,” Shuuhei continued, putting a file aside onto a reject pile. “He learned his lesson about talking about what he obviously doesn’t know,” he stated with a smile dancing on his lips.
“About time the brat learned something,” Kenpachi grunted as he turned back to the profiles provided to him by Shuuhei. “Yeah, you can have Tai and his brat,” he finally said, handing the two files of the people he wanted. “I want these two though. They can both use their asses kicked a few times.”
Shuuhei took the files and read over who it was before nodding. “You can have them. I have no doubt that you’ll get them into shape,” he said, handing them back with a full smile on his lips. “Have fun with them.”
“Thanks,” Kenpachi grunted as they started to fill out the paperwork to trade the division members. Yachiru suddenly squealed as she ran into the office and pounced upon the indulgent looking Shuuhei as he put aside his filled out paperwork, his other arm wrapping around the pink haired child.
“Hello, Yachiru-chan,” Shuuhei said, smiling down at her and getting a bright, happy smile from her. “What have I said about jumping on me while I’m working on paperwork?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. Kenpachi settled in to watch how the younger man handled Yachiru, knowing that it would either solidify his decision or make him rethink it.
“That I shouldn’t do it otherwise you could mess up something important and have to redo it all,” Yachiru said, pouting as she looked sheepish.
“Correct. Luckily I was finished with my current bit of paperwork,” Shuuhei hummed, patting her hair down with a smile. “Now I have something for you,” he said, reaching for his bag and digging around it before pulling out a wrapped package. Yachiru squealed again and took the package, happily ripping into it, the wrapping going flying around them before stopping.
“So pretty!” she yelled, holding up a hand knitted scarf. It was rather long but Kenpachi figured that with the way Yachiru used her clothes as weapons that it was a good idea. The color was one that the taicho couldn’t identify.
“Where did you buy that?” he finally asked, wondering if he would be able to buy a few more for Yachiru in other colors.
“I didn’t buy it,” Shuuhei admitted as Yachiru wrapped the scarf around her neck and played with the ends. “I knit in my free time and I promised that if Yachiru-chan did her lessons without complaint and did well, that I would make her one in the color of her choice. Surprisingly, she chose a rather dark magenta for her scarf,” he said, Kenpachi blinking at him.
“Well, you learn something new every day,” the large man grunted as he sat back on one hand.
“Shuu-Shuu is really nice and cool,” Yachiru chirped happily. “He doesn’t treat me like a baby or anything like that.”
“Just because you are a young girl does not mean that you are a baby. You’re just learning what others learn, adding to your knowledge,” Shuuhei stated, tweaking her nose with a finger, getting another smile from her. “And those that underestimate you deserve to be shown up,” he continued.
As Shuuhei interacted with Yachiru, explaining to her why she needed to know how to properly write her kanji, Kenpachi watched with a thoughtful eye. He had known that Yachiru enjoyed being around Shuuhei but he hadn’t known that it had been the young man who had gotten her into actually learning and doing her lessons.
Even if he did have to bribe her to do so.
Kenpachi smirked as she settled into Shuuheis lap and yawned, apparently ready to take a nice long nap. Shuuhei just wrapped an arm around her and continued to go through the profiles before him. The easy way the two moved around each other and were happy to be around each other made his decision solid.
He would take Shuuhei to his bed and keep him in his life for good.
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