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Title: He’s an Idiot
Part: 3
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Shuuhei, Kira
Word count: 1,583
AN: Why am I posting this at 2 in the morning? Because I’m awake, that’s why.
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Leaning back on the couch, legs crossed and looking bored as he swirled his sake cup around, Shuuhei gazed at the thoughtful Kira as he stared at his own cup. They had gotten together to talk about swapping a few of their division members and had ended up just relaxing with a warm bottle of sake and some snacks that Ichigo had tested on them, claiming a mother’s recipe.
Kira reached out and picked up another fluffy and very soft cookie, eyeing it. “Do you think that Ichigo knew how addicting these are?” he asked before biting into it.
Shuuhei reached out and snagged another cookie before shrugging one shoulder. “Probably about as much as Hanatoru knows his cakes are,” he said, biting into the cookie and right into a gooey center, making him work to catch the flood of caramel. “And he just had to mix in those filled ones right?” he asked, finishing the cookie before licking his fingers.
“I’m going to have to demand more of them from him, I just know it,” Kira sighed as he reached out for another. “If we didn’t train so much we would be getting fat off of these.”
“Yep.” Shuuhei finished off his sake, putting his cup to the side with a grunt. “So I hear you will be babysitting Stark-san and Gin-san,” he said, looking to his friend.
“I’m not babysitting them. I’m merely making sure that they are able to rejoin the world outside of their house. Just because they have to move in with me doesn’t mean a damn thing,” Kira stated, waving his cup with a frown. “As if having to listen to them fucking in my guest bedroom isn’t going to suck enough”
“Shuuhei sat up on his elbows, blinking at the other man with wide eyes. “You mean that Gin-san and Stark-san are…How the fuck does that work?” he blurted out.
Kira burst into laughter, feeling the sake buzzing through his system. “I’m very sure that Stark-san is very capable of fucking Gin-san and quite vigorously from what I’ve heard from the complaints of those who need to watch over them,” he finally said, stopping with his laughter as he laid back onto the cover, spread eagle.
“Ah man, fuck you,” Shuuhei groaned as he flopped back onto the couch with a low groan, covering his eyes with one arm, shaking his head. “You know what I mean, you pain in the ass,” he grunted, one foot reaching out to nudge at the sprawled out man with his toes. “I had never once thought that the lazy one, Stark-san, would ever expend energy, even if it is to nail Gin-san to the bed.”
“Oh, yes, please, plant that image into my head and expect me to not kill a few more motors over the next few days,” Kira groaned, pouting at his friend. Shuuhei just gave him a shit eating grin as he used one hand to pour a fresh cup of warm sake from the bottle. “You suck so much right now,” he stated, reaching up and stealing a pillow to throw at his friend, his aim ending up off from what he had drank.
“I’m wishing I was sucking on something right now but I really am not looking for some one night stand,” Shuuhei mused as he sat up to sip at his drink. “I know that you’re getting tired of all of the nimrods at the bar hitting on you.”
“Yeah, I am,” Kira sighed, shoving a hand through his hair and leaving it a mess around his face. “On top of that, I have to use my damn toys because I keep dating the idiots that can’t seem to get me off,” he complained.
“And thus the reason why I top more often than not,” Shuuhei said, nodding his head with a smile on his lips. “At least until I know the person is good.”
“I like being a bottom, thank you very much,” Kira stated, smirking at the glare he got before Shuuhei pouted.
“I wouldn’t mind bottoming if I could find someone worth it,” he grunted, finishing his sake with one last swig of his drink, once more relaxing back on the couch. “I’ve seen a few people checking you out lately and they’re all pretty good lookin’,” Kira mused, smirking at his friend. Shuuhei cocked an eyebrow and eyed the tray of cookies.
“Yeah? Any of them higher than a fifth seat?” he asked, giving in and snagging another cookie, once more getting a gooey center.
“One or two, though one is a part of your division and I know you prefer to date outside of them,” Kira mused, following Shuuhei’s example and grabbing a cookie. “Though one is Kenpachi-taicho,” he said around the bite of his cookie.
“You’re joking right?” Shuuhei asked as he gave Kira a look of disbelief, shaking his head. “No fucking way has he been looking at me. He would have made a move, especially since we’ve been sparring and working together,” he said.
Kira sat up with a smirk at his friend. “Not if he thought that you were purely straight,” he purred. Waving a finger at his friend, he continued with, “You don’t really come off as a bi-sexual man you know, so it is possible that he didn’t want to waste his time on getting you if he wasn’t going to end up with you in bed.”
Shuuhei squinted at him with a heavy frown on his lips. “That made no sense what so ever,” he finally said.
“You’re right,” Kira said after he thought about it for a moment. “Okay, Kenapchi, possibly thinking that you aren’t bi or interested in men in this case, wouldn’t want to make a move without knowing if he had a chance of getting you under him and in his bed,” he stated, popping the last of his cookie into his mouth.
Shuuhei blinked as he stared at his friend, mind working over the information he had been given before making a thoughtful noise. “You’re right, you little brat,” he huffed, falling back to lie down again. “Damn it. You know what, he asked if I had fun with a woman this morning and I did have to tell him that I was bi. Can’t believe that I completely forgot about it.”
“Were you half awake and eating while you enjoyed your tea?” Kira added in some curiosity. Shuuhei took a moment to think about it before nodding his head, not bothering to look at him from his spot on the couch. “That’s why, sweet boy toy, you forgot all about it. You have this bad habit of forgetting things before you have your third cup of tea or even a cup of coffee on your rush days.”
“Fuck off,” Shuuhei groaned, rubbing at his face as he tried not to pout unhappily at the thought. “So what do you think he’s going to do now that he knows?” he asked, idly watching as Kira crawled towards him to sit near his head.
“I have a feeling that Kenpachi-taicho will make a move on you. Depending on if he wants a relationship or if he wants a few tumbles will dictate what he does,” Kira mused as he grabbed the tray of cookies and started to nibble one, finding it full of chocolate and peanut butter chips, making him moan in pleasure.
“Goody, I get to wait for him to get off his ass,” Shuuhei grunted as he flipped over onto his stomach as Kira smirked at his friend again. “Don’t look so damn smug, Kira. You’re gonna end up killing at least three more vibrators before December comes,” he stated, watching the blond pout at him.
“Fuck off, bitch boy. See if I give you any more of my cookies,” Kira threatened, holding the plate away before giving in and handing the pouting Shuuhei half of the remaining cookies. “I will have to go to the shop soon though, especially with those two coming around. If they’re the bunnies that I hear they are, then I’m going to need them.”
“Or you could find yourself a new partner,” Shuuhei suggested as he bit into a new cookie, getting a snort.
“Not likely. I still have that nasty rumor that I was worshipping Gin-sans cock from the day I joined the Third,” Kira said, biting into his cookie, “still following around after me.” He sighed softly. “So it’s a bit hard to find a lover who doesn’t think the moment that Gin-san shows me the least bit of attention that I’ll be the loyal puppy dog. It’s annoying,” he whined, Shuuhei petting his head.
“Do you think that Gin-san and Stark-san has heard of that rumor?” Shuuhei asked, raising an eyebrow. Kira swallowed, one hand covering his mouth at the horror of that thought.
“Oh, God, I hope not,” Kira moaned. “I don’t want them to think that I’m going to try to butt into their relationships or anything. Do you think the idiots kept their traps shut?” he asked, looking at the older man with hopeful eyes. Shuuhei had to think about that for a moment, lips pressed together as he ran over who was on duty to watch those two. He sighed and shook his head.
“Not a fucking chance, Kira. Not a chance. Somehow the ones with the biggest mouths were put on guard duty,” he stated. Kira moaned in horror.
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