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Title: He’s an Idiot
Arc: 2
Fandom: Bleach
Part: 9
Characters: Ichigo, Urahara, Jyuushiro, Hanatoru, ect
Word Count: 1,614
AN: Final chapter for this one! Next round is He’s an Idiot 3.
I wish to thank CutsyCat for her time in editing this lovely story and all those readers who have taken the time to read and review this for me. Thank you and I hope you enjoy He’s an Idiot 3, starting next week.
Now, one last thing. Before I start posting He’s an Idiot 3, I want to ask your opinions on what pairing should be written for He’s an Idiot 5. He’s an Idiot 4 is written already and 6 shall be an overview of all of the characters and what they are doing, maybe some surprises.
The current pairings in this story line is Yumichika/Ikkaku/Hanatoru, Urahara/JYuushiro/Ichigo, Kenpachi/Shuuhei and Stark/Gin/Kira.
Give me your ideas and I might do it. I already have one pairing that I’m going to do anyways.
Review: deviouslildevil: I have fixed it and I'm glad that you enjoy the story enough to tell me about the little screw up. Thank you.
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Ichigo was sitting on a very soft pillow on top of Urahara’s lap, feeling the night before, still sore from being taken by both of his lovers but still feeling smug satisfaction. The eleventh division had invited him and his two lovers, or so Yumichika had said when he had found them coming back from a date.
They had decided to go seeing as they had to cut their dinner short due to a waitress’ insistent need to flirt with Urahara and then Jyuushiro when Ichigo had perched on the blond’s lap. They had gotten annoyed, gathered their dinner to go and had left only to run across Yumichika, who had told them about the party.
Ichigo was holding a cup of soda, deciding to pass on any alcohol while Urahara and Jyuushiro both held a sake sauce. Yumichika and Hanatoru wandered towards them, Urahara making a sound and lifting the pillow and his lover up and off of his lap, putting him to the side.
“I am not going to stick around. I know exactly what you guys gossip about and I have no urge to listen to you three gossip,” he stated, Ichigo giving him an amused look as he settled onto his new spot. He idly reached into Urahara’s pants and grabbed the aspirin bottle from him before tucking it into a hidden pocket on his own kimono.
“Wimp,” Ichigo chuckled as Yumichika sat down, Hanatoru perching in his lap with a shy smile. “Shoo. Go away. Let us talk and compare,” he teased, Jyuushiro chuckled as Urahara made an annoyed sound.
“I can only hope that they don’t compare to us,” Urahara stated, pulling off insulted lover rather well before he smirked. Ichigo laughed lowly and leant forward to steal a soft kiss from his blond mate, Hanatoru cooing quietly as he leant against his own lover.
“Go on you two. I know that you both wish to speak with Kenpachi-san about the new interdivision program,” Ichigo said as he pulled away from the kiss, licking his lips with a smile. Jyuushiro smiled and nodded his head, tugging Urahara up.
“Come on, Kisuke, let’s go and leave Ichigo-kun with his friends,” he hummed, drawing their lover away.
Yumichika twittered. “Yes, you two haven’t let us have him in a long time. You’ve been so selfish,” he purred teasingly. Ichigo flushed as he shrugged, amused by his friend.
“I’ve been selfish to,” he said, finishing his soda with an amused look on his face. “Then again, we’ve been getting to know each other as lovers.”
“Which is what needs to be done considering this is your first relationship,” Hanatoru said. He smiled as he laid his head onto Yumichika’s shoulder, feeling the other run his fingers through his hair. “Though I have a feeling that it was a good thing that you waited so long for such a relationship.”
“It was, for me at least,” Ichigo hummed, smiling as he put the soda cup in his hand aside. “There were so many people after me that wanted to date me just because I had so much power that I would have had a hard time figuring out who wanted me just for me and who wanted me for my power,” he continued. Hanatoru nodded.
“You would have been hurt because of that,” the tiny healer sighed, shaking his head with a small frown on his lips.
“You probably would have had kicked his ass for daring to do that to you,” Yumichika mused, pressing a kiss to Hanatoru’s shoulders. “I bet you’re glad that you never took us up on that night together,” he purred, his lover looking at him with some curiosity. “It was last year and we were all a little buzzed, celebrating the end of the Winter War.”
“It never happened and I’m glad that I had waited for as long as I did,” Ichigo sighed, smiling at the thought. “I know where I stand with them, and I know their feelings for me as well as mine for them. It’s a good, solid relationship from the get go, which I’m very happy to have at this point.”
“Especially since you will be coming to stay for good so much sooner than normal,” Yumichika hummed.
Ichigo’s lips twitched upwards in slight humor. “I was thinking of coming once I get my business degree here in 4 years. Outside of my family, I really don’t have much tying me to the living world. Even the Vizards are coming here more often than not to visit, and my friends have free passes to come back and forth as they wish to.”
“So you’re going to just leave your body behind for good?” Hanatoru asked, tipping his head to the side in question.
“The original time line for me to live is actually very…wrong. I wouldn’t be living to 40 but rather 30 max, and those last years would be very uncomfortable for me,” Ichigo finally admitted. “Kisuke is actually turning my body into a gigai while we’re here with Jyuushiro. A perfect gigai so I can finish my college years and visit, but my chain is almost completely broken through.”
“Oh, Ichigo,” Hanatoru gasped as he covered his mouth, Yumichika's eyes going wide as they leant towards Ichigo.
“Don’t worry about it you guys. We’ve already talked with the sou-taicho about what is going on. I’ll make weekly visits to here and on vacation I’ll spend a week here with Jyuushiro before heading back. After I graduate, for all intent and purposes, I will be working in America, running a new candy store for Urahara. At least according to my bank accounts and tax records,” he stated, smiling slightly. “A permanent gate will be set up in the training ground of both places while specialized mod souls will be the main employees.”
“Sounds as if you guys have planned things out,” Yumichika said. He and Hanatoru relaxed, knowing that everything had been taken cared of and that Ichigo was going to be watched over.
“That was a part of me spending so much time with Ukitake and Kisuke when I’m not at school or with my family,” Ichigo hummed, smiling as he flashed back to all of the time he had spent with Urahara. It hadn’t been sexual all of the time between the three of them, but also just being with each other, getting used to quirks and the way they lived. It was, in Ichigo’s book, perfect.
“Well, at least you know things will be all set when you finally join us for good,” Yumichika said, Hanatoru beaming brightly. “I hear that Ukitake-san gave his basement to Urahara-san for a lab and gave you one of the extra bedrooms for a private space,” he drawled, watching Ichigo flush. One of the newer division members broke in and gave Yumichika a mixed drink, Hanatoru a lighter mixed drink and refreshed Ichigo’s soda from a bottle before leaving quickly.
“He did. He doesn’t want to move, and me and Kisuke both love his home so we’re going to move in with him. Not much different then when Hanatoru moved in with you two,” he said.
Hantoru gave his smiling lover a mock glare. “More like they just moved me right on into their home from the barracks,” he drawled making Ichigo laugh at the ‘I’m so innocent’ look on Yumichika’s face. Hanatoru chuckled and pressed several kisses to his face.
“To move on to another topic, I can’t help but wonder just who will end up getting together next,” Ichigo admitted as his brown eyes scanned over the people attending the party. He spotted Shuuhei standing with Rukia, Renji and Kira, waving to them and getting waves back.
“I bet it’ll end up Shuuhei-san,” Hanatoru said, tasting his drink via the straw that had come with it.
“Why do you say that, Hanatoru-kun? I’ve never seen him with anyone but his one nighters or with those girls that follow him around like groupies,” Ichigo said, taking a moment to stare at Shuuhei over the rim of his glass. He could admit that if he hadn’t been with Jyuushiro and Urahara, he probably would have landed in bed with the man. He was all sleek, deceptive strength and exceedingly handsome.
“Kenpachi-taicho has been checking him out but hasn’t been doing anything since Shuuhei-san really doesn’t advertise his bi-sexuality,” Hanatoru told them, Yumichika giving him a smugly proud look on his face.
“Well, knowing Kenpachi, he’ll find out, bide his time and make his move when the time is right,” Ichigo purred, smirking. “Just a matter of some luck and Shuuhei going home with a guy in front of him.”
“Considering the eleventh and the eighth are paired in the interdivision cooperation thing going on,” Yumichika said, “that won’t be hard. Should only take a few weeks.”
“Don’t forget, in three months Stark-san and Gin-san are being released from their house arrest,” Ichigo mused. “Kira-san will be watching over them.”
“And Kira did crush hard on Gin-san, but Gin-san never let anything happen between them,” Hanatoru hummed.
“So either Kenpachi-taicho will jump Shuuhei-san or Kira-kun will end up with two lovers,” Ichigo stated, getting looks from the other two. “An Arrancar is a lot like a Vizard. When we know if someone is interested, we don’t waste time in getting them, otherwise we watch and bide our time.”
“Then we’ll take Kenpachi-taicho and Shuuhei-san,” Yumichika stated, all of them nodding in agreement.
“Loser must cross dress at the summer festival in six months?” Hanatoru suggested, Ichigo and Yumichika both trading looks and agreeing to it as the party continued on around them.
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