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Wedding Night Mishap	By : picabone99 Category: Bleach > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 4778 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter List
- 1-Wedding Night Mishap
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-5a
- 7-6
- 8-7
- 9-7a
- 10-8
- 11-9
- 12-10
- 13-11
- 14-12
- 15-13
- 16-13a
- 17-14
- 18-15
- 19-16
- 20-17
- 21-17a
- 22-epilogue
- 23-1st bonus
- 24-promised bonus
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Starrk sighed as his fingers rubbed at the bridge of his nose. It had been almost two years ago that he and Byakuya, along with Lilynette, had accepted and beaten the challenges that selected the new king of Los Noches and today was one of the days that he truly regretted doing so. Oh, he knew that there were perks to the job: peace amoungst the higher level Hollows, independence from the Soul Society, an absolutely amazing bed to share with his mates. Starrk smirked as he remembered the workout that bed had just been put through doing Ichigo's last heat a few weeks ago. Even without Ichigo entering a second stage indicating that he was fertile and ready to carry more cubs, the volitile Beta was incredably, indescribably enthusiastic and kept his Alphas attention firmly on him for the entire week.
"Your Majesty?"
Starrk frowned in irritation as the voice interrupted his pleasant thoughts and forcibly reminded him where he was. Barely restraining a sigh, Starrk lowered his hand and focused his attention on the man standing in the doorway, holding one of the doors open. Giving a small, sympathetic grin to his ruler, Mosqueda entered the room holding a piece of paper.
"Rough day, Your Majesty?"
"Si," Starrk answered wearily. "There was a disagreement between several Adjucas to start the day, followed by a meeting with Ukitake-san, then Lilynette, Nel, and Yachiru decided that the hallways were muy sauveand needed color mucho mas and proceeded to add glitter glue, paints, and stickers to the walls. They were discovered hours later by the cleaning staff and by that time, the stuff had dried and set. Which brought another meeting into my dia, Mosqueda. And to make matters worse, Byakuya is off training with his Division and so was unable to attend to the Los Noches matters with me this time."
"What about your Beta and cubs? Aren't they waiting for you back in your suite?"
"No. Ichigo could not come this time either. There was a reunion of the Kuchiki clan and since Byakuya had a conflict, Ichigo had no choice but to attend in our mate's stead, since he is the spouse of the Clan Head. Which means no cubs this trip either," Starrk leaned back in his chair and shot the paperwork littering the desk in front of him a dirty look. "Repugnante paperwork! It must breed on flat surfaces, because for all that I deal with it in a timely manner, there is siempre more."
"Well then, you will be happy to hear my news," Mosqueda grinned wildly and waved the piece of paper he was carrying. "The powers that be have decreed that you and your mates need a vacation. Byakuya should be getting notified about the time off right about now as well. All you need to do is head back to the Kuchiki mansion and collect him, Ichigo, and your three cubs. No one wants to see you in Hueco Mundo for the next two weeks."
"Excepcional!" Starrk immediately shot out of his chair and was gone from the room before Mosqueda could get in another word.
"Wonder who set this up," Mosqueda said as he read over the paper once again. "Their handwriting is atrocious."

Byakuya Kuchiki, head of the great and noble Kuchiki clan, was wondering what he had done to deserve this. His Division was currently on a training excercise that was designed to put the new recruits through their paces in as realistic an environment as possible without actually putting any of them in danger. Somehow, and Byakuya was not sure just how it had happened, the group had split up, leaving Byakuya with all the new recruits and unseated officers while everyone else, including his Fuku-Taisho, were fighting against them. Which, somehow, is how he ended up like this.
"Truly, everything is quite alright Sohma-san," Byakuya forced himself to say in an even tone. Holding in the sigh that desperately wanted to escape.
"Oh Taicho! How can you say that? It's all my fault about what happened to you!" The petite, blond Shinigami had tears gleaming in her emerald colored eyes as she fussed over her Taicho. "I'm so sorry! I wasn't expecting that to happen!"
Byakuya held on to his patience by the skin of his teeth as the blond fluttered around him, waving the towel she held in her hands rather than handing it over to him so that he could attempt to begin cleaning himself up. Hearing a snigger, followed by a flash of bright light, Byakuya quickly looked around, only to be met with the sight of Rangiku, holding a camera and standing next to Renji, who was obviously the source of the sniggering noise that he had heard if the expression on the red-haired male's face was anything to go by. Deciding to try and save what dignity he had left, Byakuya ignored Renji's sniggers and Tohru Sohma's fluttering as he focused all of his attention on Rangiku.
"Matsumoto Fuku-Taicho," Byakuya nodded his head at her and ignored the soft splatting noise that accompanied it. "What brings you out here to our training excercises?"
"Oh..nothing much, Taicho," Rangiku said as she lazily fanned herself with a single sheet of paper. "The head captain needed somebody to deliver some news to you. Appearently it's been decided that you needed to have two weeks of leave time and that it's effective immediately. Yamamoto So-Taicho said that no one had better see your face around Soul Society for those two weeks either. Also, I was told that Starrk-san was given the same orders," Rangiku flashed a grin suddenly. "So all you need to do, after you get cleaned up of course, is go back home and pick up that hunk of a husband and those three little cuties you've got and you guys can head out!"
"So then...how did this happen?" Rangiku gestured at Byakuya as he stood in as dignified a manner as someone covered head to toe in a goopy, nasty looking mess could.
"I was practicing my kido and I guess I was too close to the food and appearently I had too much power behind it and then Kuchiki Taicho walked by just as I lost control and then..."
Rangiku listened in amazement as the petite blond babbled on without seeming to draw breath, while Renji lost the battle with himself and collasped to the ground, rolling with laughter.

Ichigo held in the sigh that was fighting to escape as he rested his head against the doorjamb. It had been a long week. First, Starrk got called back over to Los Noches out of the normal cycle the three of them had set up. Then Byakuya had to leave for the surprise training with his Division, leaving Ichigo to deal with the Kuchiki clan gathering that had been planned for months. Byakuya's grandmother had been a force to recon with as she attempted to get Ichigo to agree to an arranged marriage for Emiko. Ichigo snorted as he remembered. Why Soul Society didn't just put the old bat on Aizen's case, then sit back and wait for him to surrender was beyond Ichigo. The war would have been over and done with much faster. As it was, Ichigo was able to distract the old nightmare by throwing Rukia under the bus, as it were.
Ichigo had managed, for the most part, to avoid being cornered and trapped into a discussion with Bykuya's grandmother. Except for the evening of the first day of the three day get together. Just when Ichigo saw all hope of getting away beginning to slip away from him, Rukia wandered by. Seeing his chance, and praying that Rukia wouldn't kill him later, Ichigo gestured towards the petite Shinigami as she carried her and Renji's son and made up a small lie.
"I've heard rumors that there will be more Kuchiki's in the near future."
That was all it took. The old lady's eyes lit up and she descended on Rukia. Much to Ichigo's surprise, it turned out that Rukia was indeed pregnant and she was incredibly pissed at him at him for mentioning it. She only sightly calmed down when Ichigo later explained that he truy had no idea and was just trying to get the dragon lady off of his back. Rukia's lips twitched at the description and let Ichigo off the hook. Although she could have let him off the hook because of the triplets needing him at that moment. Which was the last nightmare of the week.
Emiko, Alvaro, and Kemen had developed their own language, which Isshin had explained was common for multiples and in fact, Karin and Yuzu had spoken in their own language as well. The problem with it was this week the triplets were using it to have a disgusting contest with one another.
Hearing the giggling and babbling coming from the next room, Ichigo paused for a moment, hoping and praying that it wasn't what he thought it was.
*SQUEAL*
"Me poopin!"
Ichigo groaned and began to gently bang his head against the doorjamb, listening to the rest of the sequence that he had been forced to listen to this week, and as a consequence, become very familar with.
*Giggle, giggle*
"No. ME poopin!"
Loud squeals and more giggles rang out. Followed by the babbling that made up their language.
'Wait for it,' Ichigo thought.
"NO! ME POOPIN!"
Ichigo nodded his head and let the sigh from earlier finally escape. The sequence was done and now it was time to go deal with the results. As Ichigo turned around and began to move towards the triplets room, he thought he felt something different about his earing.
*GIGGLE, giggle, GIGGLE, Squeal!*
"NO! ME POOPIN!"
Ichigo rushed the remaining distance to the room, only to halt in shock while standing in the doorway. Standing on the floor in the middle of the room was Ichiru, with an enormous grin on his face and a suspicious buldge in his pants.
'Someone so owes me big time for this,' Ichigo thought as he made himself move foward and enter the room.

Ichigo had been thrilled that evening to hear from his mates that both Starrk and Byakuya were given leave and basically ordered to take it in the living world. With help from the servants, Ichigo had packed only the essentials for the triplets and their tagalong, Ichiro, knowing that he could buy and stock up while in the living world, and sent it ahead to the Shoten where they all would be staying, for the most part. Ichigo was well aware of the fact that his family would hunt him down and maul him if he didn't allow them time with the little ones. That and the fact that Yoruichi wasn't exactly the best prospect for a baby sitter.
The morning they were to leave, Ichigo rousted his mates early, made sure that Kemen, Avaro, and Emiko were fed, had clean diapers, and were wearing comfortable sleepers for the trip.
Arriving at the senkaimon, Ichigo was not surprised to see extra members of the kido corps on hand. Yamamoto took no chances with the safety of his great-grandchildren and had probably implied that if anything happened to them, something worse would happen to the kido corps members.
The trip through the gate was the easiest the adult members of the group had ever experienced, and as the gates opened everyone was pleased to note that the placement of the gates was precise. Stepping out, Ichigo was greeted by the the familar sights and sounds of the Shoten. Jinta and Ururu only ceased their fighting when Yoruichi slapped the both of them upside the back of their heads as she strode past.
"Kuchiki-hime! Glad you could finally come visit you old teacher. Starrk-san, I've set up the back bedroom for the adults. It's got your Gigai's in it. Ichigo, the kids room is right across from your bedroom and has Gigai's for the brats in it. I'd suggest that you all get settled in your temporary bodies and get yourselves over to see Isshin. Somehow, he found out that you were all coming and I wouldn't put it past him to do something stupid if he has to wait. At least if you go to him, you might have enough momentum on your side to keep him off balance. If he surprises you, it'll be you who are off strides."
And with that, Yoruichi spun back around and dissapeared back into the depths of the shop. Sharing a look, the group followed after her and quickly found the rooms they had been assigned to. While Ichigo and Byakuya turned to go into what was going to be the cubs room during their visit, Starrk went into the adults room since he was unburdened with any of the little ones.
Starrk couldn't hold back the sigh at the sight of the kingsized bed that greeted his eyes when he opened the doors. Stepping up to it, he lowered his hand and gently ran it over the burgandy satin coverlet. Starrk longed to sink down into the soft comfort promised and bury his head under the numerous pillows. Forcing himself to turn away, Starrk noted that the promised Gigai's were hung on the wall. Finding the one that was obviously for him, Starrk lifted it down and slid into it. Feeling it settle around him, Starrk began a series of stretches to futher settle and test the body that was now encasing him. He was joined shortly afterwards by his mates, who quickly donned their own Gigai's and did their own stretching.
As soon as they finished, the three mates each grabbed a diaper bag and one of the cubs, before heading over to the Kurosaki Clinic. They were met at the door by Yuzu who was thrilled to see everyone and immediately ushered everyone into the house before she hustled into the kitchen to make some tea. It was while the tea was being enjoyed that Karin finally got back from her soccer game, where upon she immediately flopped onto the floor to play with her soccer ball with the triplets. It was this scene that Isshin walked in on as he entered the house from the clinic.
"OH, MY BELOVED MASAKI! OUR BEAUTIFUL SON AND HIS HANDSOME HUSBANDS HAVE AT LAST COME TO VISIT! I MUST BE THE HAPPIEST GRANDPAPA IN EXISTANCE!"
"SHUT UP, GOATFACE!"
Ichigo, hearing the tell tale start of "twin speak" and squealing, quickly spoke up once the over exictable male was quiet and before he could start again.
"Listen, if you want to spend some more time with the cubs, Byakuya, Starrk, and I have some errends to get done while we're here. If you wouldn't mind watching the cubs for us, I would be a big help," Ichigo, seeing his chance to get some uninterrupted time with his Alphas, went for it. "It would only be for a couple of hours, I wouldn't want to impose on you after all."
"NONSENSE! THERE IS NO IMPOSISTION AT ALL! I INSIST THAT YOU LEAVE THE LITTLE BUNDLES OF JOY HERE FOR THE NIGHT! COME AND PICK THEM UP TOMORROW AT LUNCH AND WE CAN ALL EAT TOGETHER!"
Ichigo grabbed his mates hands and hauled them to their feet. Quickly ushering them out of the house as he heard the triplets gain volume.
"Thanks Goat-face! We'll see you tomorrow for lunch then!" Ichigo called back over his shoulder as he pushed his Alphas out of the door. Just outside Ichigo paused for a moment and listened in.
"WELL, WHAT SHALL WE DO TODAY MY DARLING GRANDBABIES?"
*SQUEAL**GIGGLE, giggle*
"ME Poopin'!"
That was all it took for Ichigo to hear before he let a broad smile spread over his face. Hooking his arms around his mates, Ichigo began walking, forcing the other two to either walk or cause Ichigo harm by dislocating his attached arms.
"I really did have an errand to take care of. I though while we were here that we sure secure a steady supply of Haagen-Dazs for ourselves. Yoruichi already agreed to handle the shipping for me, and Orihime is letting me go through her business suppliers so that we can get the best price. I'm really looking foward to sharing," Ichigo leered at Byakuya and Starrk when he said that word, "with the two of you. And I want to get it taken care of as soon as possible, before someone discovers that I was the one who "signed" all of the paperwork."
Byakuya and Starrk shared looks of amazment over Ichigo's head as they let him drag them to Orihime's cake shop.
"You did that, mi presoro?"
Ichigo paused for a moment to make eye contact with Starrk first, then Byakuya.
"Of course," he said matter of factly. "The old man helped a bit. Gave me the proper forms and promised that he wouldn't draw attention to the paperwork."
"How did you manage that?" Byakuya asked.
Ichigo flashed a grin and began to pull the other two males after him again.
"It was increadably easy. All I did was promise to secure a steady supply of candied fruit for him. It seems that Ulquiorra is expecting, again, and has cravings. Grandpa says it's driving him mad. Now come on! I want to make sure that we don't suffer from a nightmarish lack of Haagen-Dazs during my next heat." Ichigo sped off, laughing at the looks on his mates faces.

Yes, this is the end. I deliberately left it open because I have a few vague plans involving bonus chapters and future heats. When they start nagging me enough, I'll get them written and attached to the story.
I've worked out the math to place the triplets at about 20 months. "Twin speak" does exist, mine used it, and they used it in just the way descibed above. My mom was standing outside the room with me and was having a difficult time containing her laughter.
This is my last chance to personally thank those who took the time to review. You have all been wonderful.
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