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Title: He’s an Idiot

Arc: 2

Part: 8

Fandom: Bleach

Characters: Yumichika, Ichigo

Word count: 3,411

AN: Another chapter…one to go! And then I start with number 3. *nods*
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“So tell me how it feels to be in a threesome?” Yumichika drawled as he walked up to the lounging Ichigo. The younger shinigami was sitting on the porch of Jyuushiro’s home while his two lovers reconnected inside, the sounds hidden away by a silencing kidos. Ichigo himself was in a simple kimono that split up the middle, leaving his long legs exposed to the world. Yumichika had to admit that Ichigo looked good, happy in a way that he hadn’t been before.
“Three months and my first finals, and we’re still going strong,” Ichigo said, a smile twitching upwards. “Would you like some tea?” he asked, holding up an extra cup.
“Please,” Yumichika hummed, sitting down on one of the steps as Ichigo poured some of the fragrant tea. “What kind is that?”
“Madarin orange,” Ichigo replied, handing over the tea cup with a smile. “Kisuke suggested it to me actually and I’ve come to enjoy it a lot,” he said as Yumichika tasted the tea.
“It is good. And you call him Kisuke? When did this happen?” Yumichika purred, watching Ichigo blush and smirk, an interesting look for his younger friend.
“Oh, sometime between our first time in the shower and falling onto his very comfortable futon I think,” Ichigo mused as he stretched his legs out before him and crossed them. “It was a bit of a daze of pleasure at the time,” he admitted with a smirk.
“Oh you naughty boy you,” Yumichika purred, his eyes flaring in delight at the new information. “You know…Me, Ikkaku and Hana-kun were all very worried about you, my dear Ichigo.”
Ichigo looked up from his cup of tea as he tilted his head. “Oh? Why?” he asked, Yumichika giving him a soft smile.
“You were lonely, Ichigo-kun. Here there are so many people coming together in relationships and you hadn’t been able to have even a hint of a fling while you were a teen,” Yumichika said, sipping a bit of tea. Ichigo smiled slightly. “So we were worried that you were getting lonely. Loneliness can hurt just as much as losing someone. We were actually going to try to hook you up with Jyuushiro-san and Urahara-san, but they beat us to the punch.”
“I can tell you right now that I’m glad that Ukitake actually did figure out my slip of the tongue otherwise I would still be alone in a sea of couples,” Ichigo hummed, pouring more tea into his cup. “And I really didn’t mean to say anything but I did slip when I was talking with him.”
“I’m glad that you three did come together in the long run. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen you so relaxed like this,” Yumichika said, getting a sweet look from the other man. “And so damn in love. It’s good for you. How is your family and other friends taking it?”
“My dad and sisters are surprisingly happy about me being with Ukitake and Kisuke, despite the age difference. As for my friends,” Ichigo said, rubbing a finger over the rim of his cup as he tried to think of how to best describe it. “They’re okay that I’m a triad with two other men but a couple of them would have preferred that I get together with someone younger, like Renji or Shuuhei-san.”
“They do know that both Renji and Shuuhei-kun are in their late 200’s right?” Yumichika asked, blinking when Ichigo snorted.
“Apparently that’s better than the fact that Kisuke is in his early 500’s or that Jyuushiro is over a thousand. No matter the fact that Renji is planning his bonding with Rukia and Shuuhei-san just isn’t what I want in a lover, much less a life partner,” Ichigo drawled, scowling. “Sado and Uryuu-kun were the only ones to just accept that I’m now Jyuushiro’s and Kisuke’s lover, which I’m grateful for.”
“I would be too, especially since you’ve known so many of them for years, a couple since you were kids,” Yumichika hummed with a smile on his lips at the fact that Ichigo had at least two friends who stood by him. “At the very least you have your shinigami friends to support and help you in any way you need it.”
“True. You guys, at least, haven’t complained about the damn age difference,” Ichigo sighed as he shook his head.
“Never will let you get hurt, sweety,” Yumichika drawled, finishing his tea and placing the tea cup aside. ”You’re the baby of us and you’ve been through hell at such a young age. If you had been able to live your life normally, you would have died, come to Soul Society as a young kid and grown up to go to the academy.”
“Oh goody, puberty all over again,” Ichigo chuckled, eyes sparkling brightly as he teased his friend. “All of our enemies and the Winter War notwithstanding, I’m glad that I met you guys. Everyone has become very good friends and I would have never gotten together with my lovers, much less bring Kisuke and the Vizards back to a home that they had been forced to leave.”
“That reminds me, how are the Vizards taking your new relationship with your two men?” Yumichika asked as he sat back on his hands, legs crossed Indian style.
“Kensai wants to pout about not asking me out earlier while the others are happy about us getting together. I believe that Shinji muttered that it was about time it had happened before he dragged Kensai off for some alone time,” Ichigo told him, getting a low chuckle.
“Poor Vizard, losing his chances at a sweet little guardian strawberry,” Yumichika chuckled, getting scowled at by Ichigo before he tossed a cookie that had sat in a small tin. “Thank you,” the beautiful male chirped, taking the cookie and biting into it with a low laugh.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Ichigo snorted as he pulled out another cookie and ate it with a hum of pleasure. “At the least Shinji got his act straight for once and did something.”
“I take it that it’s been a long time coming?” Yumichika asked as he reached out and stole another cookie from the tin.
“Oh yes. I got Shinji drunk one time and he actually admitted to the fact that he had a thing for Kensai since they had become taichos but had never done anything because he didn’t want to ruin their friendship,” Ichigo said, eyes sparkling. “Those two have more sex than rabbits, only coming up for air to get food and to change their bed sheets.”
“Damn, talk about honeymoon gone long,” Yumichika chuckled, enjoying the time with his friend and fellow bottom. True, he topped as well, but at the moment, he was just a bottom with another bottom. “Have you heard about Shiba-san’s brat brother?”
“I thought he was a bastard brother?” Ichigo asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend, getting a low chuckle.
“Their parents were married alas,” Yumichika sighed, doing a dramatic pose before they burst into laughter.
“Anyway, what about Ganju?” Ichigo asked, getting his breath back and calming down enough to ask.
Yumichika sniffed before smirking at the other male. “Well, he was a good boy once he just happened to run across me and my lover’s having a bit of fun in an alleyway. But for the last week…” he trailed off. “Well the little bastard has been harassing our Hanatoru-kun and driving him to near tears once more. We’ve had to keep him with either me or Ikkaku with Unohana-taicho's permission. A couple of times he hung around Kenpachi-taicho and they’ve gotten quite close with one another. Taicho is very unhappy with the Shiba brat and would happily transfer him out of the eleventh if he could get away with it.”
“From what Jyuushiro has told me, there are no available spaces, not for a while at least. There are some shinigami who are planning to move on finally though. Live some new lives,” Ichigo mused, tapping his bottom lip with a cookie before eating it.
“So for now, we have to keep him. Taicho put him with a tutor finally though, which is good,” Yumichika hummed. “Taicho though is going to kick his ass, make him regret ever fucking with one of his people, even if they’re a member of the fourth and a healer. Hana-chan is a part of the eleventh just by the fact that he’s dating me and Ikkaku-kun. So Ganju is in a shit load of trouble.”
“He’s a stupid fuck, but we knew this,” Ichigo sighed. “Another strike against him is that he actually went up to Jyuushiro and asked him just why he was dating a mere child with no skills.”
“What did Ukitake-taicho do?” Yumichika asked, raising an eyebrow at the now smirking Ichigo.
“Haven’t you wondered where he got the bruised ribs and nearly broken arm?” Ichigo cooed, Yumichika going still before looking at him. “Yeah, Jyuushiro planted a foot into his ribs and proceeded to tell him just what he needed to know about my so called non-existent skills as he twisted his arm back.”
“Well, I don’t think you’re going to have to worry about being insulted ever again at the least,” Yumichika snorted with a smile, pouring fresh tea into his cup.
“You should have Kenpachi kick Ganju around for a few hours. Show him that despite his academy training and the training from his sister that it doesn’t mean he’s anything spectacular,” Ichigo drawled. “Especially against someone with sheer power and stamina on top of some training. Hell, I have power to match Kenpachi’s on top of much more training and I only usually come out in a tie with him.”
“You may have something there,” Yumichika mused, glad that he had come to talk with Ichigo after all.
The front door opened, prompting them to look up, Ichigo smiling brightly up at Urahara.
“Ichigo had something?” the blond man asked as the youngest shinigami reached out a hand to beckon him down for a kiss. Which he happily did, kneeling down and bringing their lips together in a deep, slow kiss.
As they pulled apart, Yumichika said, “He was just helping me with an annoyance. I’ll leave you guys alone.” Standing up, he smiled smugly at the two lovers and stepped down off of the porch. “Ichigo-kun, I’ll bring Hanatoru-kun over sometime soon,” he promised before leaving. Ichigo chuckled and gathered the used dishes, placing them on a tray.
“Come on, my dear guardian, me and Jyuu-chan have something special for you,” Urahara hummed as they stood. Once the tray was in the kitchen, Urahara lead him into the bedroom, making Ichigo’s blood heat and his body tremble in anticipation.
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