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Wedding Night Mishap	By : picabone99 Category: Bleach > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 4778 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter List
- 1-Wedding Night Mishap
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-5a
- 7-6
- 8-7
- 9-7a
- 10-8
- 11-9
- 12-10
- 13-11
- 14-12
- 15-13
- 16-13a
- 17-14
- 18-15
- 19-16
- 20-17
- 21-17a
- 22-epilogue
- 23-1st bonus
- 24-promised bonus
- 20
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- 22
'Six weeks! It's been SIX WEEKS!' Shiro hollered out. 'Damn it! Ichi's cubs are six weeks old. He's already been given tha all clear by tha damn healers an' with Ditzy-Hime's help he looks like he's never been knocked up! An' it was damn obvious in here just what he an' his mates got up ta tha night Ichi was given tha healer's all clear. An' here I still am, as big as a house an' suffering wit swollen ankles an' all tha rest!'
Zangetsu knew that he had perfected an impassive expression, but he was having to work hard to keep the amusement from shining in his eyes. The sight of his, unexpected and unplanned for, mate was forcing him to fight to keep his composure. As Shiro ranted and raved, his arms were gesturing fluidly every-which-way while his body was swaying from side-to-side as he stomped back and forth in an awkard shuffle. The sight was enough to cause a small snort to escape him. Seeing Shiro turning his, currently, cumbersome body towards him, Zangetsu stepped out of the shadow he was watching from.
'Now, Shiro. There is not much to be done. These things take time after all.'
Shiro pouted at Zangetsu, although he would deny it later and claim that it was a scowl.
'I know! But why does time take so long? I feel like I'm gonna explode,' Shiro whined, which he would also later deny. 'An' all tha power I been hoardin' fer tha birth is startin' ta feel...heavy, I guess is tha best description.'
'Is that all that is bothering you? You seem more distressed then such minor worries would account for.'
Zangetsu could have smacked himself for speaking those two sentences aloud. The last time he had said something similar, when in truth he was just concerned over Shiro and their cub, Shiro had felt that Zangetsu was being insesitive and had torn into the Zanpakuto spirit without hesitation. But this time, Shiro just grabbed at his protruding stomach.
'I feel kinda weird today, too. Don't know how ta describe it, but I guess if I had ta I'd say I'm anxious. My stomach's been fluttering an' I'm so upset over somethin' tha my muscles are quiverin. Here, feel,' Shiro grab Zangetsu's hand and placed it on his baby mound.
Zangetsu's eyes widened behind his glasses as he felt the muscles. They were twitching, almost jumping, under his palm.
'Well,' Zangetsu began. 'I do not think that you will have much to complain of for a while after this. I think it is time to begin to expend that "heavy" energy you were just complaining about. We need to get you to Unohana-Taicho. I will leave first and inform Ichigo, and once we have met up with Unohana-Taicho, I will notify you.'
Shiro could only look on in amazement as Zangetsu faded out of view. As soon as his Alpha was out of sight, Shiro looked down in shock at his out-jutting stomach.
'I thought I was just havin' a case o' nerves or somethin,' Shiro said. As he stood there, the shock wore off and excitement filled him. 'Fuck ya! I'm gonna get tha little parasite outta me and get my body back! I'll be able ta have sex again, an' see my feet, an' I'll have my sense of balance back.'
Shiro just stood on the building and clutched at his belly as he lost himself in thoughts of what he could do as soon as the birth was over and he was healed up. He was so lost in his thoughts that he jumped when Zangetsu got his wandering attention by grabbing him on his shoulders. Shiro had no time to swear and yell at his Alpha because as soon as Zangetsu had grabbed him, the two of them dissappeared from Ichigo's inner world and re-appeared in a hospital room in the Fourth Division. Shiro had just enough time to note that Ichigo was in the room with them before a sharp pain speared his midsection.
'OW! WHAT THA FUCK!' Shiro screamed out and tried to wrapped his arms around his baby buldge. He was thwarted in his attempt by Retsu Unohana firmly grabbing his upper arms. Before he knew it, Shiro found himself stripped, in a hospital bed, propped up so he was at an angle, and with his feet in stirrups. The only thing saving his dignity was a thin sheet draped over him. It didn't save him for long, because Unohana ducked under the sheet and started doing things between his legs that he tried hard not to think about.
"Well," Unohana quietly said as she re-appeared. "I think Shiro-san is definately in labor. That is the good news. The bad news is that he is nowhere close to having this cub yet. The place where the temporary birth channel forms is not even sensitive to pressure yet. I will leave you all for now and will check back in a little while. Please do not hesitate to contact me or another healer if something changes and you need assistance."
As Unohana left the room, Shiro stared after her with his mouth hanging open. Just before she was completely out of sight, Shiro pulled himself together enough to ask a question.
'Can't I get anything fer pain?'
Turning back, Unohana gave a small, gentle smile before answering.
"I'm terribly sorry, but I am unable to do so. Any pain medications we have would either slow down the labor to an unsafe time scale or has the chance of harming the fetus. You see, Soul Society has never played host to a pregnant Hollow and we have never developed medicine for this occurance. If it will make you feel any better, your twin was unable to be given any medication either. Farewell for now as I will be back to check on you periodically."
And with that, the quiet Taicho left the room.
'She's scary. She gets me stripped and in a bed as soon as I show up outta nowhere and before I know it she's got her hands on...parts. Then she calmly tells me tha there ain't no stuff ta give me fer pain. No fear. No surprise. No shock over a laboring, inner Hollow. Nothing.'
"And Grimmjow's been training under her since he got here," Ichigo chimed in with.
'...I don't wanna fight Grimmjow anymore. An' anyway, where are yer brats?' Shiro said as he looked around the room, not seing anyone other than Ichigo and Zangetsu.
Ichigo gave a small shrug.
"Their sires have them for a bit. Starrk and Byakuya wanted to take them around the various Divisions and show them off. When the cubs are ready to be fed, I'm sure everyone'll show up," Ichigo gave a serious look to Shiro. "And about that comment earlier. The 'laboring, inner Hollow' one. Unohana may not be surprised, but I was. What are you doing out here?"
Shiro looked sheepish as he answered.
'Well...ya didn't think tha I was gonna give birth without more help than Zan could offer, did ya? Tha's one o' tha reasons I been hoardin' tha power ya usually access.'
Ichigo nodded his head in agreement, then got a look of puzzlement.
"Wait, one of the reasons. What are the others?"
Shiro was about to respond was a sharp stabbing pain ripped through his abdomin. Letting out a screech, Shiro grabbed his belly and began swearing. There was no more conversation after that that Shiro was able to participate in. He was either grabbing himself and yelling from the pain, or swearing at Zangetsu for putting him in this position. After an hour had passed, Unohana re-entered the room and gave Shiro a check-up, only to announce that he still wasn't sensitive to pressure in the location of the birth channel.
Shiro managed to cease swearing while she was in the room, but as soon as she left. He started up again. Ichigo decided to try and help his pale counterpart out by giving him some ice chips to chrunch on. It seemed to help for a while until Shiro, out of the blue, started talking again.
'This is yer fault just as much as that well-hung, smug bastard's fault!'
"How the hell did this become my fault? I didn't force the two of you into dancing the horizontal tango!"
*HUFFHUFF*
'If ya had gone inta heat on yer 25th birthday like ya were supposed ta, Zan an' I wouldn't've been left together fer this ta happen.'
"Not my fault. Blame Sayzel and Mayuri. I was just as much of a victim of their experimentations as you."
Shiro looked thoughtful for a moment, before a pain-filled scream ripped out of him.
'Yer right. Think as soon as this nightmare is over, I'll pay the two o' them a little visit ta show'em how happy I am about tha.'
"You know," Ichigo said a few minutes later. "I'm surprised at how much trouble you seem to be having. I mean, I never even knew that I was in labor until my waters broke. And it wasn't all that painful even after that. It was mainly just a lot of pressure."
Shiro gave a furious screech and began swearing again.
Looking impressed, Ichigo moved away from the bed until he was standing next to Zangetsu, who was standing in a corner of the room.
"He is really impressive. I especially liked the one involving elderberries and hamsters," Ichigo turned his attention to his Zanpakuto spirit. "So. Why aren't you over there offering support and encouragement?"
'You have been watching and listening to him, have you not? He has said, often and emphatically, that he does not wish to see me or have me come near him. Ever again.'
"Yeah, but if you don't get over there and take the verbal abuse while offering him support during this, he'll make you regret it. He isn't going to be in labor for the rest of his life after all, and as soon as he recovers and realizes that you weren't there giving him support...Well, I don't think words would do justice to what he would do to you."
Behind his sunglasses, Zangetsu's eyes widened in panic at the thoughts now racing around his mind. Zangetsu quickly straightened up and hurried over within reach of his swearing, screeching Beta. Said Beta quickly grabbed one of Zangetsu's hands and held on with bone crushing strength, causing Zangetsu to lose more of his composure and begin his own, much quieter, swearing.
About twenty minutes later, Ichigo noted an odd expression cross Shiro's face followed by the sound of water trickling onto the floor. Ichigo, standing up from the chair he had moved into, moved to the door. Opening it, he noticed a junior level healer standing there and asked him to notify Unohana that she was needed.
Beginning to duck back into the room, Ichigo was halted by the sight of Byakuya and Starrk carrying their fussing cubs down the hallway towards him. Heaving a sigh, Ichigo opened the door wider and gestured them in. Making his way back over to the chair he just got out of, Ichigo fiddled with his top until it came untied and he could open either side. He had just finished doing that when his two Alphas entered the room with their loads.
"Alright. Give my one of them. I'll nurse the first one while you two change the others."
Reaching his arms out, Ichigo was given Alvaro. Cradling his son to his chest, Ichigo was rewarded when the infant latched onto a nipple and began suckling. Doing what he had been told to do by an older, more experinced Beta while in Los Noches, Ichigo raised his rieatsu and focused it on the cub in his arms. Even though Starrk's sons turned out to not be full Hollows, it was determined that, as Visoreds, they still needed more spiritual energy from their bearer to develop properly.
Ichigo had finished nursing Alvaro, passed him over, and was beginning to nurse Kemen when Unohana showed up. Looking up, Ichigo could clearly see that the normally composed women was flustered.
"Whatever is the matter, Unohana-Taicho?" Byakuya asked before Ichigo could.
Unohana answered as she took her place under the privacy sheet.
"There was an emergency in Kurotsuchi-Taicho's Division. Several vials with an unknown substance were accidentally broken and my whole Division was called over."
"That is as may be," Byakuya said as he handed Emiko over to Ichigo and took Kemen in return. "I have never known you to look so flustered. You have always mantained composure before."
Unohana blushed under the sheet, where no one could see, and choose to forgo any more conversation, instead, she focused her attention on what was happening under the sheet in front of her.
Byakuya gave a small, satisfied smile when Unohana could be heard coaching Shiro and Zangetsu. It was obvious that she would not respond, which he was fine with. It was not often that anyone was able to tease the healer and he would savor his victory over having done so. Byakuya and Starrk excused themselves from the room once the cubs were done nursing and returned to the Kuchiki estate to place the cubs down for their afternoon nap.
It was almost two hours after Ichigo had said his good-byes to his cubs and mates that Shiro finally finished giving birth. As Shiro lay in bed, exhausted, Zangetsu was given the cleaned, weighed, and measured infant to carry over to his Beta. Placing the cub in Shiro's tired arms, Zangetsu was joined by Ichigo, who had come over to take a look. What he saw as he looked down at his inner twin's arms was a male cub with a headful of thick, wavey white hair and all black eyes. As Shiro adjusted the bundle in his arms, Ichigo thought he saw flecks of deep amethyst in the black. Reaching out a hand, Ichigo gently touched the soft cheeks with the back of his fingers.
"What are you going to name him?"
'For now, Ichiro. He will either be born knowing his name like a Zanpakuto spirit and will tell us what it is when he can speak, or he will earn his own name like a Hollow does,' Zangetsu looked down at his mate and cub and noted that the two of them were beginning to fade from sight. 'It is time for us to leave now. Please do not access your Hollow powers for the next ten weeks. It may be longer than needed, but Shiro needs time to recover.'
Shiro and Ichiro almost completely faded from view as Zangetsu spoke. As soon as the two of them were completely out of sight, Ichigo felt a stinging pain in the cartiledge section of his upper ear. Hissing, Ichigo reached up a hand and felt around. What his questing fingers found was a hoop earing that had not been there previously and had no seams in the metal, that Ichigo could feel anyway.
'You asked earlier about "one of the reasons" and Shiro was interrupted before he could finish answering. That little earing is the other one. It doesn't take all that much power to leave your inner world, even for as long as we have been out. The power Shiro has been hoarding has instead been used to push the evolution for our cub. He will be able to appear in this world whenever he wishes too, and when he is old enough, he will be able to fight along side of you. When he is of age and finds a mate, the earing will transfer to him or her. And if I were you, I would be praying and wishing that Ichiro will find his mate as soon as he turns 25.'
"Wait, what? Why?"
'Oh Ichigo. You surely did not think that he will be the only cub we have, now did you? Shiro and I are now mates and will enjoy many more heats in the future. Ichiro will have many brothers and sisters. Your inner world would quickly become over populated if we could not come up with some way of kicking the cubs out of the nest. And you had better hope that they all find mates sooner, like you, rather than later, like Grimmjow, because otherwise you will begin to resemble a pin cushion.'
The last look Zangetsu had of Ichigo was one that would stay with him for a long time. The flame-haired Visored was standing with one hand holding the earing in his upper ear, while his eyes were opened as wide as they could be and his mouth was opening and closing as he tried, and failed, to say something.
Back in Ichigo's inner mindscape, Zangetsu looked down at his cub and mate with a small smile.
'Well?' came the tired and watery voice of his Beta.
'I told him,' Zangetsu's smile broadened. 'I think I may have to join you in the "Ichigo baiting" you seem to enjoy so much. I have never seen such an expression on another's face before. It was surprisingly satisfying.'

Names by internet.
Ichiro = first son
Remember, all abuse is heaped on the parasite of the bride.
Sorry to say that this story is almost over, just the epilogue and whatever bonuses I've got to surprise everyone with.. Hard to believe that what I had planned to be a short, 5-6 chapter fic evolved into something like this. Not that I'm complaining by any means, just that it surprises me. Thanks to all those who followed this fic, either by favoriting, alerting, or reviewing, it's meant a lot.
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