• 1-My Sanity
• 2-My Insanity
• 3-My Abnormality
• 4-My Normality
• 5-My Rationality
• 6-My Irrationality
• 7-My Unconventionality
• 8-My Conventionality
• 9-My Stability
• 10-My Instability
• 11-My Inhumanity

My Insanity

Gin walked into the throne room with a slight hop in his step. His grin grew when he saw the rather interesting display before him.

Kei was sitting upside-down on the throne, her legs leaning up against the back of the chair and her head dangling from the seat. Kyo sat not far from her Indian style on the floor. Both had a handful of cards before them and they seemed to be concentrating on their own cards. As he got closer and closer his eyes fell on Kyo. The girl had her tongue sticking out between her lips and her fingers tapping on the back of her cards.

“Whatchu two playin’?” Both girls jumped slightly as they turned to the voice. He noticed the guarded look Kyo gave him and his grin fell slightly. “I ain’t gonna hurt ya’s.”

Kei glanced from one to the other her head rolling on the edge of the seat. “Texas Hold ‘em!” the white haired girl proclaimed happily. Gin nodded and took a few steps forward. “It’s your turn Kyo.”

Nodding, the black haired girl turned back to her friend. “Oh, umm…” She bit her lip and tilted her head side to side. “Got any threes?” Gin raised an eyebrow in confusion.

Kei’s smile grew as she shook her head. “NOPE! Go fish!” Kyo grumbled but reached and plucked a card from the pile.

“Are ya sure you two ain’t playin’ Go Fish?” both girls froze and looked over at him in mild confusion.

Kyo looked from Gin back to Kei and finally her eyes landed on Gin again. “Stark-sama said it was Texas Hold ‘em.”

Kei nodded in agreement and bit her lip. “Grimmy said so too. He told us it was an adult game that is played with money.”

Gin crossed his arms over his chest and let out a low chuckle. “Seems you’ve already got people preyin’ on ya.”

The girls eyebrows frowned in unison as they pouted. “Preying on us?” they said at the same time.

Nodding, Gin took a seat beside the two girls. “Yep, messing with ya, playin’ tricks on ya. That ain’t Texas Hold ‘em.” Kyo and Kei locked eyes and frowned.

“I told you Grimmy was being too nice,” Kyo mumbled.

Kei sulked, still hanging upside-down in the chair. “It’s because we tried to play pool with them.”

“Why couldn’t you play with them?” Aizen must have come in at some point, neither girls knew when.

Kei gently kicked her legs, completely forgetting that she was in his seat. “We aren’t very good at pool. I always end up ruining the table,” she said innocently.

Kyo nodded with a serious face. “Oh! Stark was probably mad cause I knocked the cue ball off the table and into his manhood.” She blushed and looked back at her cards.

Both Aizen and Gin seemed to groan and feel poor Starks pain. Kei reached out and patted her friends head. “He needs to suck it up.” She puffed up. “All guys have to deal with at least three nut shots every two years.” Kyo seemed to look at her friend to see if she was lying. She saw that Kei was completely serious and smiled back at her.

Kei giggled and Kyo followed, not really sure why she was giggling. “You called it a manhood…”

Kyo pushed out her bottom lip and huffed. “Yeah, I hate manhood but sometimes it’s all you got!”

Kei tilted her head to the side as her mind went into over load. “Ooo groin…Or…or … his pleasurable parts!”

Kyo looked at her like she was crazy, which was rather ironic since Kyo wasn‘t quite sane either. “Why…can’t I get the word schlong out of my head?” Suddenly both girls burst into laughter.

“Ooo such a mood killer.” Kei giggled behind her fist.

Kyo gave a breathless sigh, “ya, think?”

“You two are insane,” Aizen said as he and Gin watched at the two girls talk. Both girls looked at them and Kyo suddenly smiled brightly.

“They didn’t tune us out, Kei!”

“I was worried…” Kei let out a dramatic sigh, then smiled just as brightly at the two men. “There MIGHT have been a possibility we weren’t as funny as we thought...now that is crazy talk.”

Kyo tapped her chin and looked back at her friend. “Could be we're just crazy period, which would mean Aizen-sama is right.”

Kei looked towards Aizen like he had just decapitated a baby hippo. “That is silly, we are totally the right ones!”

Kyo thought for a minute and ignored the look of annoyance growing on both males faces. “Good point.”

Finally putting her cards down, Kei threw her arms to the floor and cheered. “Our side of the line just has more colors and he’s sad, he wants colorfulness too.”

Kyo giggled and nodded in agreement. She caught sight of Gin’s sword and her eyes widened. “Oh, shiny!”

Kei turned on the throne, her body twisting in odd ways for her to look where Kyo was looking. “Oh, where? I like shiny!”

Kyo turned back towards her friend and held her hand to her mouth and, “snickers.”

Gin looked at her oddly. ‘Did she just voice her action instead of doing it?”

Kyo glanced at Kei and grabbed the other girls shoulder. “Ooh, Snickers!”

Kei reached out and grabbed the other girls elbows. “Ooh, candy bar!”

Kyo nodded and rubbed her own tummy. “Now, I’m hungry.”

Suddenly, Aizen walked over to his throne and looked down at the girl who was so freely sitting upon it. “Keiyo…” He waited for the girl to look up at him, which she did almost as soon as her name left his lips. “Where are you?” he asked with a raise of his eyebrow. He had sworn he told the girl only the other day that this was his room, his chair and his realm. (Geez, possessive much?)

Kei twisted in the chair, throwing her legs over one armrest and her setting back to rest against the one Aizen stood behind. She tilted her head back and looked up at him. “I am here. Isn’t that where you are too?”

Leaning down till his nose almost touched her forehead, he stared in her eyes. “You are in my seat, again.”

Kei was silent for a minute before she gulped and kept staring. “Kyo…” The other girl peeked over to her from her spot on the floor. “The look is so much more intense up close.” Kyo squealed and clapped her hands in excitement.

Gin watched as Aizen seemed to have a staring contest with the witless wonder. The grinning fox soon turned his attention to the mindless marvel on the floor. In a flash he grabbed the girl and threw her over his shoulder. Kyo’s hands clutched the back of his coat. “Squish!”

Kei didn’t turn away from Aizen. “Zoinks!”

Kyo took one more look at Kei. “Jeepers!”

Kei waved her hand to the girl being lead away. “Jebus!”

Realizing her friend wasn’t saving her, nor did her friend need saving, she wrapped her arms around Gins waist. “Bloody hell!”

Kei smirked as she heard her friend getting further and further away. “Holy hell!”

The last sound Kei heard was Kyo making a loud, “EEEEEEEEK!”

Suddenly Aizen reached out, wrapping his large hand around her neck. Kei’s eyes widened, still locking his, “EEEEEP!”

“You, Pet, have caught my interest,” he purred down at her, holding her life within his hand on her throat.

Kei still kept the staring contest going, even when she felt his hand loosen around her neck. His fingers gently brushed down her neck and lingered above her breast. She tried to keep her voice as playful as it always was but she was sure this man could sense the difference in her tone. “Is that a bad thing?”

Aizen smirked down at her, leaning over further and whispered into her ear. “Depends on if you can keep me interested…”

Kyo was getting bored as Gin carried her around the endless hallways. “You better not drop me,” she mumbled and Gin smirked back at her, he pretended to drop her only to have her screech in his ear. “Seriously!!! Kei will eat you!!”

“Oh?” Gin said as he finally opened a room and dropped the girl onto a couch. “I think I can stand against your bodyguard.”

“Obviously you’ve never seen Kei when she’s hungry…” Kyo huffed and blew the hair out of her face. “Fingers and toes aren’t even safe!”

Gin plopped down next to her and reached over twirling a piece of her shiny black hair. “Maybe, ya should be worrying about other things, Kitten.” He gently tugged the lock of hair he held.

“AH!” She glared over at him. “Oh!” Suddenly she jumped over, pinning him to the couch. Gin allowed her to hold him there as she straddled over him. She stuck her tongue out and bit it in concentration. Her black nails traced his face, when she quickly tried to pry his eyes open. Gin grabbed her hands, shifted their bodies and pinned her arms above her head.

“Now what could ya hav’ been doin’ Kitten?” Kyo tried to whistle but soon realized that she was not born with that particular music talent. She also tried to avoid eye contact with the cunning man above her. “Well?”

“Erm, well you see there is a perfectly reasonable explanation to all that,” she said with a nod, looking as if she was trying to buy time to make up the very reasoning. “Kei said they were red, but I swore they were blue.” She seemed to have forgotten who she was talking to as she continued. “You see, Kei thinks they are red because red is like OH HOLY HELL EVIL…But I think they are blue, cause blue is more like a I am one twisted fuck…”

Kyo finally looked back at Gin who was smirking down at her. She kind of reminded him of a deer in headlights at that moment. Though he didn’t blame her, she needed to learn when to stop talking. He opened his mouth but the sound that came out was not his own.

“Wow…so this is what people do in ‘adult time’.” Gin and Kyo looked up, coming face to face with Kei herself. Kei nodded to Gin from her crouched position next to the couch. “It will take a minute to register…”

Kyo blinked at her a few times. “EEEEEEEEE!” She smiled completely not surprised at her friends arrival. “Oh, sorry, practice squeal…”

Kei stood up and nodded with her thumbs up. “Good squeal!”

Kyo threw her arms up into the air. “Woot, I didn’t even need to warm up!”

“Nope, you’re like a pro.” Kei took a seat on the couches armrest. “Are you guys playing pile up? Cause if you are, why wasn’t I invited?”

Kyo tilted her head to the side her hands falling onto Kei’s leg. “I’onno! I was trying to see his eyes.”

“O! Red right?” Kei jumped from her spot and pointed at them. “Hmm, I was here to do something but I forgot…” She sat back onto the floor and pulled her hand to her chin.

Kyo cupped her mouth and whispered to Gin. “She’s thinking. She has a bad memory. She has the mind of a crackhead.”

Kei looked over with a shocked look on her face. “Is it in a jar.”

“Ohh, good one.” Kyo nodded her approval. “You forever amaze me Master.”

“Sometimes I amaze myself little minion.” Kei nodded before going back to her thinking pose.

“Squee!” Kyo said after a few minutes of silence.

“Meep!” Kei jumped to her feet and grabbed Kyo, trying in vain to pull her from under Gin. She had suddenly remember why she came here, and seemed in a haste to get out of there as fast as possible.

“You ran.” Kei froze at the voice, quickly glancing over her shoulder. She smiled sheepishly, giving Kyo one last tug. Unfortunately for the two, Gin had gotten up when Aizen walked in and the girls went flying backwards.

Kyo looked over from her spot on top of Kei. She returned her attention back to Kei and gulped. “We’ll be good now. We promise,” she said in a serious tone.

Kei held up her hands in defeat. “Brownies honor!” Kyo shot her a look that could be classified as a glare.

“Yeah, well we don’t know what they will put in the brownies!”

Kei looked nervous. “Oh, okay how bout fruit cake?”

Kyo’s face scrunched up in disgust. “How about Crème brûlée?”

Kei face twisted in confusion, she didn’t know what that was, and she doubt Kyo did either. “How about……umm….chips and dip?”

“Meh, I’ve had that all week.” Shaking her head, Kyo got comfortable on the ground half laying across Kei.

“Okay, okay true.” Kei gently tapped the floor with her finger. “OH! Cake! Cake is ALWAYS good!”

Kyo nodded in agreement and sat up on her knees in front of Kei. “Cake is a good idea.”

Kei looked down and tilted her head. “Wait..” Her eyes snapping back up at Kyo. “What are we picking food out for again?”

Kyo’s eyes widened and she raised her hand lightly chewing on the end of her finger. “Ummm…” They both looked at each other.

“…”

“…snap.” Kyo sat back defeated.

Kei looked around, leaning in to whispering to Kyo. “Okay, we so don’t tell Grimmy or Stark about this one.” Kyo brought her fingers to her lips and pretended to zip them closed. Kei locked them then grabbed the keys tossing them away.

“Oh but I’ll need to open those again,” Kyo protested beginning to search for the keys.

Kei patted her shoulder and smiled down at her. “Oh, it’s okay its not a real zipper. Look...” She pointed to her mouth showing no signed of the zip.

Kyo sighed in relief and sat back on her butt. “That would hurt too.”

Kei nodded, warily picking at the ends of Kyo’s pant leg. “We need to eat and stuff.”

Kyo nodded and placed her elbow on her leg, cupping her chin in her hand. “Yeah, poor Ulquiorra, he can’t eat!” She looked over at Kei with wide innocent eyes. “He’s got a hole in his throat.”

Kei nodded and jumped to her knees. “Ooo yes! Bad luck indeed. But it’d be funny to watch!” Kei and Kyo began laughing and rolling on the floor. “It’d fall right out,” they declared at the same time.

“Ahh, crapticle…” Kyo stopped rolling and looked over at the other end of the room. “Just realized something…”

Kei stopped and looked over at her friend. “The cat ate the mouse?” Kyo shook her head and gulped. Kei followed her line of sight and met eyes with Gin and Aizen.

Kyo whispered over to Kei as if the two men couldn’t hear. “I realized why we were talking about food.” Kei nodded, also remember they were suppose to be ‘good’.

“Uh oh…,” the two said together as they jumped to their feet. The mimicking continued. “We’re going to be late!” They attempted to get out of the room through the door, which proved stupid. Seeing as not only was Aizen standing in the door way but they were both shinigami, either man could just flash step to stop them.

“Not so fast Kitten,” Gin chuckled out, grabbing hold of Kyo from behind.

“Now, what’s the hurry pet?” Aizen whispered, slowly wrapping his arm around Kei’s waist.

The two girls looked at each other in comical horror. “Ex-shinigami - one…” Kei gulped as Kyo nodded and finished the sentence. “Friendly Arrancar - zero.”