A Sexy Bleach Choose-Your-Own Halloween Adventure | By : GroovyGondolas Category: Bleach > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 4320 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach and I don't make any money from the writing of this story. |
One time you bought cinnamon flavored toothpaste on accident and had to throw it out because it was “too intense”. Once, at a Mexican restaurant, you claimed the hot sauce was too hot and complained until the waiter brought you ketchup. You painted your house a nice, dull, dishwater gray because the off white was “too showy”. You know what goes great with dry toast? More dry toast. And have you heard of lukewarm tap water? It’s delicious.
You trudge down your hallway (beige) into your room (also beige) and get ready to tuck yourself under the (beige) blankets, when suddenly THREE TEN FOOT LONG KING COBRAS JUMP FROM OUT FROM UNDER THE COVERS AND ATTACH THEMSELVES TO YOUR NECK. OH WHY OH WHY DID YOU DISTURB THAT MUMMY’S TOMB AND FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHAROH’S CURSE? YOUR FACE STARTS TO PURPLE FROM THE POISON BEING PUMPED INTO YOUR ARTERIES AND YOU LOSE FEELINGS IN YOUR EXTREMITIES. YOUR LEGS GIVE OUT FROM UNDER YOU AND YOUR LAST THOUGHT BEFORE YOU CRASH ONTO THE FLOOR AS YOUR BODY SIEZES IS “WHY AM I SUCH A HUGE WIENER?”
THE END.
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