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The Art of Annoyance	By : DarkMother Category: Bleach > General Views: 1651 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-The Art of Annoyance
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The Art of Annoyance

By: Dark Mother

Disclaimer: I do not own
Bleach in any way, shape or form. I am not affiliated with anyone
that has anything to do with Bleach, it's production, sale or
advertisement in any way, shape or form. I am not making any sort of
profit from this fanfiction, nor am I gaining any reward for it's
existence and/or distribution or my efforts for writing it. It's only
function is entertainment.

Warnings: Innuendo,
language, possible OOC, possible slight AU, humor

Word Count: 440

Date: 6/2/08

Dedication: An early b-day
present for my friend KandiCorpse/AliceKing or bloody0whispers. Sorry
it's not exactly them as a couple, but this was my first attempt with
a story that contains Shiro. I will probably write something else
soon for you. :p

“I cannot believe you
are doing...how disgusting...” came the voice within Ichigo's
mind.

The carrot-topped teen
decided to ignore it, the scowl always in place at his lips deepening
a fraction. Okay. So...maybe he wasn't totally ignoring it.

“Eww! You did it
again!” Shiro exclaimed, almost with a perverted sort of glee.

'Shut up, you're
distracting me!' Ichigo growled in his mind, as he let his tongue dip
out and slide between the area he was paying most attention to. He
really had to admit, Tatsuki was right, this wasn't so bad at all! In
fact...it was pretty damn good! He wondered if he'd be allowed to
come over here more often.

“Somebody ought'a
distract you! How can you do that?? How can that actually taste good?
I agree it doesn't look all that nasty, but...ewwww!” Shiro
shuddered in Ichigo's mind.

'Then stop watching.'
Ichigo answered.

“No! It's like a
train wreck! I can't look away! And, besides, Tatsuki's mom's gonna
have a fit if she comes in here and finds you doing this!”
Shiro snickered.

'She's not going to walk in
on this because she's gone until tomorrow.' Ichigo answered. It was
hard to concentrate on what he was doing with Tatsuki while Shiro was
yapping in his mind and it was really starting to get annoying!

“But what if she
comes back early??” Shirosaki Hichigo found it increasingly
amusing to annoy or otherwise pester Kurosaki Ichigo.

“Shut up!”
Ichigo yelled, pulling away from his lovely treat.

“What the hell,
Ichigo?!” Tatsuki yelled, glaring at him. How dare he yell at
her to shut up! She wasn't even talking!

“S-sorry...” He
said, quietly, blushing at his own outburst, even as he was annoyed
once more at the sound of Shirosaki's cackling in his head. He just
knew that the hollow within his inner world was just so damn proud of
himself for causing Ichigo to lose his cool like that, and in front
of someone who didn't even know about Shirosaki!

“Well, don't do it
again! And finish your taco, I told Orihime we'd be over right after
we ate to let her know how they turned out.” Tatsuki said,
still irritated that since Inoue had something to do earlier and
Ichigo hadn't been at school that day, that she had to let him come
over to her house just to eat the damn things.

“Yeah. Well, at least
I don't have to feel guilty about lying. These are one of the few
things she's made that actually taste good...” Ichigo said,
trying to ignore the fact that Tatsuki was irritated with him.

End
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